ONLY HOT GUYS LOOK PLEASE (NO UGLIES!)

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    Nov 07, 2008 12:00 AM GMT
    I'm looking for a guy between 21.5 and 23.5 (preferably around 22), who is between 5'8 and 5'10, weights between 165-185, wit ha 29-31 waist and a 8" to 10" dick. Please be disease, drug, drama free, no baggage. Be educated, smart, witty, fun. No blacks, asians, brazilians, mexicans, peruvians, colombians, chileans, argentinians, or anything other thans of Caucasian descent.

    If youre old, youre prolly creepy, or hiv+, if youre black youre prolly on the dl. If you're asian.... gross.

    I'm GL, UB2.



    Now that I've written this... please tell me why?

    If you don't get it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
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    Nov 07, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
    You've written it because you're gay and that's what 90% of the guys on here are looking for. icon_wink.gif
  • DCEric

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    Nov 07, 2008 3:47 AM GMT
    umm.. why the small dick... when I post those things I usually ask for 12 - 15 inches.

    /Just kidding.
    //Couldn't resist
    ///Slash away.
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    Nov 07, 2008 3:50 AM GMT
    I only need to gain 10 pounds....

    and I wouldn't need the full extra inch but maybe 12-3/4 of an inch
  • josephmovie

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    Nov 07, 2008 3:51 AM GMT
    Pretty good. But like someone said to me, everyone has an ideal and everyone settles for something else.
  • joggerva

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    Nov 07, 2008 3:53 AM GMT
    You forgot "only hyper-masculine need apply"
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    Nov 07, 2008 3:53 AM GMT
    Hahaha was so glad I read the bottom. my claws were coming out.icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 07, 2008 3:54 AM GMT
    Sounds like a detailed Craiglist post.

    My favorite are the ones on gay.com or manhunt.."looking for a down-to-earth guy". Um, who isn't?

    <3 cubsfan because I am 23.3, just made it, picky bitch.
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    Nov 07, 2008 3:54 AM GMT
    You automatically earn a place on my hotlist.
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    Nov 07, 2008 4:02 AM GMT
    lol icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 07, 2008 4:03 AM GMT
    Pinny saidSounds like a detailed Craiglist post.

    My favorite are the ones on gay.com or manhunt.."looking for a down-to-earth guy". Um, who isn't?

    <3 cubsfan because I am 23.3, just made it, picky bitch.



    im not down to earth. im a space cadet.
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    Nov 07, 2008 5:33 AM GMT

    LOL, it says like 240 guys viewed this so far, but so few post. I think because a great majority saw the title and KNEW it was going to generate the hugest flame war! That's what drew me, but it turned out to be a HUGE fake. I haven't felt this cheated since.....

    .............................................
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    Nov 07, 2008 5:36 AM GMT
    cubsfan1986 saidweights between 165-185,


    That's a huge weight variation in your target hookup guy. I would suggest 167-168.

    :-)
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    Nov 07, 2008 5:40 AM GMT
    blinktwice4y said
    Pinny saidSounds like a detailed Craiglist post.

    My favorite are the ones on gay.com or manhunt.."looking for a down-to-earth guy". Um, who isn't?

    <3 cubsfan because I am 23.3, just made it, picky bitch.



    im not down to earth. im a space cadet.



    that is hilarious
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    Nov 07, 2008 6:43 AM GMT
    Nice.
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    Nov 07, 2008 7:04 AM GMT
    fastprof said
    That's a huge weight variation in your target hookup guy. I would suggest 167-168.
    :-)

    Even there, you are risking some tubbies. How far can we take this thread?
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    Nov 07, 2008 7:33 AM GMT
    You forgot "no femmes".
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    Nov 07, 2008 7:45 AM GMT
    I thought I had a chance there for a second, but you want someone witty. Oh well. Good luck Cubsfan finding Mr. (Absolutely) Right.

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    Nov 07, 2008 8:00 AM GMT
    ^ Ignore retarded Asian who doesn't get sarcasm (oops, not Samer obviously *hug*, the guy above him icon_twisted.gif )

    As for me, are there any rich dudes out there in their 90's preferably and have no living kin who wants a houseboy? Me love you long time! Send plane ticket now for good fortune loving happiness!... er... happyness!
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    Nov 07, 2008 8:04 AM GMT
    Sedative said^ Ignore retarded Asian who doesn't get sarcasm (oops, not Samer obviously *hug*, the guy above him icon_twisted.gif )

    As for me, are there any rich dudes out there in their 90's preferably and have no living kin who wants a houseboy? Me love you long time! Send plane ticket now for good fortune loving happiness!


    Something about you saying "me love you long time" is such a turn-on. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 07, 2008 8:09 AM GMT
    looknrnd said
    Something about you saying "me love you long time" is such a turn-on. icon_wink.gif


    You too young, looknrnd-san. Are you rich? Good insurance? We may be able to work out a deal.

    *me takes out his vial of blowfish poison and his mass-produced ready-to-be-signed marriage contract + last will and testament*
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    Nov 07, 2008 8:21 AM GMT
    str8hardbody saidHonestly dude YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY!! Look at the mirror again please! You look retarded dude. OUCH but it's TRUEicon_razz.gif


    And you don't think, it's this kind of shallow judgmental evaluation of other people by gay guys that has illicited this thread....
  • PRDGUY

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    Nov 07, 2008 8:59 AM GMT
    even with the sarcasm... all i can say is wow?! then what?
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    Nov 07, 2008 9:19 AM GMT
    LOL.... what bout "str8 acting"
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    Nov 07, 2008 9:49 AM GMT
    Sedative said^ Ignore retarded Asian who doesn't get sarcasm (oops, not Samer obviously *hug*, the guy above him icon_twisted.gif )

    As for me, are there any rich dudes out there in their 90's preferably and have no living kin who wants a houseboy? Me love you long time! Send plane ticket now for good fortune loving happiness!... er... happyness!



    hahahaha "love you long time...send plane ticket" lol