To clean out, or not to, 'tis the question

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    Jul 13, 2013 8:44 PM GMT
    To clean out, or not to clean out: 'tis the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous shit,
    Or to take hoses against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them?

    I always thought that a bottom should clean out using enema or home-made one, and do so until the water runs clear, and in my experience, it can take more than half an hour, if lucky.

    However, I looked around online, and it appears there are number of people who does without cleaning out at all. They seem to think as long as they have a proper bowel movement, they are good and safe, and one time I came across a medical website about anal sex, and they didn't say that one must clean out before sex, and I believe they said it's not necessary entirely because shit itself is not stored in the rectum. I personally think though,if one is long enough, that dick probably goes into the sigmoid colon, which would be storing poop? Also, they warned against using a soap water as an enema, for it will weaken the inside lining of the rectum before the intercourse.

    So, what says you? Does a bottom have to clean out before the intercourse, or is it just optional?
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    Jul 13, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    As someone who is versatile, I eat plenty of fiber, making sure to have at least one carrot a day. It keeps my system very clean and manageable.
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    Jul 13, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
    AtlasHarper saidAs someone who is versatile, I eat plenty of fiber, making sure to have at least one carrot a day. It keeps my system very clean and manageable.


    wut are the good foods other than a carrot
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    Jul 13, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
    My diet contains a lot of brocolli, beans, whole wheat grains; I love pears and apples, both high in fiber. A Google search will give you more foods so you can find those best suited for your taste. The fiber pretty much keeps all my bowel movements regular. I know exactly the time of day they usually occur lol. And it also keeps my stool very solid and I don't have to worry about anything being left behind.

    Using an enema before sex can create more of a mess than you intend, especially if it is oil based. You might feel clean, but pockets of the enema could still be held within your tract, coming out when you least want them.
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    Jul 13, 2013 9:09 PM GMT
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    "Three scoops a day will have your top screaming hooray"

    So iv'e heard
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    Jul 13, 2013 9:58 PM GMT
    blacklightnoise saidTo clean out, or not to clean out: 'tis the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous shit,
    Or to take hoses against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them?

    I always thought that a bottom should clean out using enema or home-made one, and do so until the water runs clear, and in my experience, it can take more than half an hour, if lucky.

    However, I looked around online, and it appears there are number of people who does without cleaning out at all. They seem to think as long as they have a proper bowel movement, they are good and safe, and one time I came across a medical website about anal sex, and they didn't say that one must clean out before sex, and I believe they said it's not necessary entirely because shit itself is not stored in the rectum. I personally think though,if one is long enough, that dick probably goes into the sigmoid colon, which would be storing poop? Also, they warned against using a soap water as an enema, for it will weaken the inside lining of the rectum before the intercourse.

    So, what says you? Does a bottom have to clean out before the intercourse, or is it just optional?



    The medical website is mistaken.
    Shit absolutely IS stored in the rectum.
    And, if you don't clean out (using plain warm water), before sex, it gets pushed back from whence it came, and it HURTS.
    Best thing to use is a "Shower Shot" that attaches behind the shower head.
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    Jul 13, 2013 10:11 PM GMT
    Webster666 said
    Best thing to use is a "Shower Shot" that attaches behind the shower head.


    This. Clean working surface, plz.
  • Guycicle

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    Jul 13, 2013 10:28 PM GMT
    Or the bottom can use a female condom.
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    Jul 13, 2013 11:27 PM GMT
    Guycicle saidOr the bottom can use a female condom.


    Have you tried that? How does it feel? I'm just curious, never thought about that.
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    Jul 14, 2013 1:42 AM GMT
    Sorry a dirty ass does not freak me out.I mean as a regular thing no but. Sometimes you just want spontaneous sex.icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 14, 2013 4:18 AM GMT
    AtlasHarper saidAs someone who is versatile, I eat plenty of fiber, making sure to have at least one carrot a day. It keeps my system very clean and manageable.


    What do you do with the carrot?
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    Jul 14, 2013 4:33 AM GMT
    AtlasHarper said
    Guycicle saidOr the bottom can use a female condom.


    Have you tried that? How does it feel? I'm just curious, never thought about that.

    I've never used one, but I've seen them. They are thick and it looks like it would hang out your ass like a rubber glove with like a 4 inch plastic ring ... it's not what you would consider as sexy, so if you use one, I would recommend lights out
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    Jul 14, 2013 4:37 AM GMT
    WickedRyan saidSorry a dirty ass does not freak me out.I mean as a regular thing no but. Sometimes you just want spontaneous sex.icon_smile.gif


    I would look for a top like this..... its an Ass, if I didn't do it on purpose to freak you out then ... So What??? icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 14, 2013 4:41 AM GMT
    "To brush the teeth, or not?"

    Similar question?

    Classic answer: "How to get your ass ready to be fucked!"


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    Jul 14, 2013 4:41 AM GMT
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    Ab-so-fucking-lutely REQUIRED!
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    Jul 14, 2013 4:42 AM GMT
    Matiz said
    Webster666 said
    Best thing to use is a "Shower Shot" that attaches behind the shower head.


    This. Clean working surface, plz.

    I had to google this. It's cute! I want one to permanently install in my guest room shower!

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    Jul 14, 2013 4:43 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said
    I had to google this. It's cute! I want one to permanently install in my guest room shower!

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    That's a special dildo shaped one, the regular ones are just a metal tube.
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    Jul 14, 2013 4:44 AM GMT
    GAMRican said"To brush the teeth, or not?"

    Similar question?

    Classic answer: "How to get your ass ready to be fucked!"


    Nothing in common.

    You brush your teeth to avoid negative health conditions.

    Using enemas makes you prone to negative health conditions (and is vastly unnecessary in most cases for anal sex).
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    Jul 14, 2013 5:04 AM GMT
    Rita said
    GAMRican said"To brush the teeth, or not?"

    Similar question?

    Classic answer: "How to get your ass ready to be fucked!"


    Nothing in common.

    You brush your teeth to avoid negative health conditions.

    Using enemas makes you prone to negative health conditions (and is vastly unnecessary in most cases for anal sex).


    Agreed... but my favorite thing they say about using enemas is that it can make you more prone to getting STDs.. icon_eek.gif

    What the Chuck1?

    If your barebacking with an unclean guy then you GOT IT! Regardless if you used an enema or not.. lol I see this a lot with different things and I always find it SOOOO STUPID!
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    Jul 14, 2013 5:06 AM GMT
    Matiz said
    eagermuscle said
    I had to google this. It's cute! I want one to permanently install in my guest room shower!

    2lu9u6h.jpg



    That's a special dildo shaped one, the regular ones are just a metal tube.

    But THIS is a conversation piece. Rain shower heads are so old news.
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    Jul 14, 2013 5:08 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidpr776.jpg
    Ab-so-fucking-lutely REQUIRED!


    That looks like a serious piece of equipment. I would guess it's considerably more effective than a carrot.
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    Jul 14, 2013 5:12 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said
    But THIS is a conversation piece.


    I can imagine the conversation.

    "Nice dildo shower enema"
    "I know right? Wanna sit on it?"
    "Sure"
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    Jul 14, 2013 5:26 AM GMT
    To end up like those people with severe cases of collection obsession from TLC because they didn't clean their stuff.. Or not to end up like them.

    Now that's the big question. icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 14, 2013 7:38 PM GMT
    Matiz said
    eagermuscle said
    But THIS is a conversation piece.


    I can imagine the conversation.

    "Nice dildo shower enema"
    "I know right? Wanna sit on it?"
    "Sure"

    Puh-leeeez. Don't be crude. It's for the in-laws.