Care and Maintenance of Your Masculinity; A Faggot's Guide to the World

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    Jul 17, 2013 7:15 PM GMT
    Are you a faggot?

    A faggot is any male person (straight, gay, bi, etc...) who believes that their masculinity is a real thing.

    They tend to be quite dangerous as they also feel the constant need to protect and prove it. Also, no one can agree on what it actually is so faggots define themselves by what they are not and make sure everyone knows that by putting down others who may be those things.

    So in the hopes of helping you on your journey of faggot-ness, here is a guide to help you express yourself.

    This list is not alphabetical as that would be gay.

    Music: Of course the music you listen to defines your masculinity. Since this is a potential mine field it's best you don't listen to any.

    Hair-length: yes.

    Hats: Wearing a hat or not wearing a hat totally defines your masculinity, make sure you do it right.

    Deodorant: If people can't smell your pits they will know for sure you take it up the butt.

    Straight Acting: (Also known as "str8 acting") make sure you drop this phrase into every profile you have including your curriculum as saying it makes it true, realize of course the emphasis is on the acting part.

    Bullying: You cannot be masculine if you are not bullying someone, preferably someone who threatens you to prove that they do not threaten you. Have you proved your masculinity today by being cruel to someone who must be proven to be inferior to you?

    Clothes: Dressing well or not dressing well totally makes you not masculine. So make sure you do it.

    Style: As you can tell masculinity is mostly about appearance (by mostly, I mean only), having the style that says you don't have a style is essential. Work hard at making sure you do not look like you work hard at your appearance.

    Effeminacy: This is appearing in anyway in your bodily movements to be at all feminine. It is imperative that you hate everything feminine to be masculine. Since this changes from place to place and culture to culture, look around you at what women are doing and do the exact opposite very exaggeratedly. This will totally make you very masculine and affirm your faggot-ness.

    Body: You have to work out and have a great body to be a real man. If you have any questions about this, ask a gay man how to do it. Or you can have a beer belly, whatever works for you.

    Offended: If you are not in a constant state of being offended by threats to your masculinity then you are clearly not taking it seriously. The mental state of a masculine man should be one of constant anxiety over his masculinity or it simply is not real.

    Emotions: simply the enemy. Talking about them is being "complicated" or "over-analyzing things" (very bad). Emotional maturity is the enemy of any man seeking to be masculine. Although make sure you are repetitive and unself-actualized when you do mention any emotion. If you are not clueless about yourself then you are not masculine.

    Apologies: don't, ever. If you have to, apologize that the other person misunderstood you or something, not for anything you actually did.

    This is just a start but should get you on your way. Please ask for more interesting, excellent, and helpful advice on being a total faggot.
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    Jul 17, 2013 7:39 PM GMT
    A lot of those things fall under the douche bag category as well.
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    Jul 17, 2013 7:43 PM GMT
    HAHAHAA, that would mean that all the guys who obsess over masculinity are " faggots " ..... this is one of the best posts ever lol
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    Jul 17, 2013 7:44 PM GMT
    Mesmer saidA lot of those things fall under the douche bag category as well.

    Amen, brudda. I don't see the need to protect one's masculinity. We're each what we are, if we can't accept ourselves, who else will? I find that it's okay to have my rare 'swishy' moments.
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    Jul 17, 2013 7:48 PM GMT
    acuariosalvaje saidMusic: Of course the music you listen to defines your masculinity. Since this is a potential mine field it's best you don't listen to any.

    Very true. Music is so tiresome. Why do people listen to that crap?

    acuariosalvaje saidHats: Wearing a hat or not wearing a hat totally defines your masculinity, make sure you do it right.

    Absolutely, see my profile pic.
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    Jul 17, 2013 7:49 PM GMT
    OOOH I hope this makes it to the front page on lates forum section...... a LARGE portion of the men on rj fit the description of all the things you listed ... fags !
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    Jul 17, 2013 10:52 PM GMT
    I never had a problem with feminine men... until now.
    What little balls of hate you are. I'm staying clear.
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    Jul 17, 2013 10:57 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidI never had a problem with feminine men... until now.
    What little balls of hate you are. I'm staying clear.


    Who said all the men here are " feminine " ?
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    Jul 17, 2013 11:02 PM GMT
    Apologies-I'm speaking in hyperbole again.
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    Jul 18, 2013 12:50 AM GMT
    What if I give mindblowing head and have taken it up the ass so many times and with such big objects that I've no longer just "been to the rodeo" (I've "thrown the rodeo")???

    Does this mean I'm a faggot? icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 18, 2013 1:06 AM GMT
    acuariosalvaje saidAre you a faggot?

    A faggot is any male person (straight, gay, bi, etc...) who believes that their masculinity is a real thing.

    They tend to be quite dangerous as they also feel the constant need to protect and prove it. Also, no one can agree on what it actually is so faggots define themselves by what they are not and make sure everyone knows that by putting down others who may be those things.

    So in the hopes of helping you on your journey of faggot-ness, here is a guide to help you express yourself.

    This list is not alphabetical as that would be gay.

    Music: Of course the music you listen to defines your masculinity. Since this is a potential mine field it's best you don't listen to any.

    Hair-length: yes.

    Hats: Wearing a hat or not wearing a hat totally defines your masculinity, make sure you do it right.

    Deodorant: If people can't smell your pits they will know for sure you take it up the butt.

    Straight Acting: (Also known as "str8t acting") make sure you drop this phrase into every profile you have including your curriculum as saying it makes it true, realize of course the emphasis is on the acting part.

    Bullying: You cannot be masculine if you are not bullying someone, preferably someone who threatens you to prove that they do not threaten you. Have you proved your masculinity today by being cruel to someone who must be proven to be inferior to you?

    Clothes: Dressing well or not dressing well totally makes you not masculine. So make sure you do it.

    Style: As you can tell masculinity is mostly about appearance (by mostly, I mean only), having the style that says you don't have a style is essential. Work hard at making sure you do not look like you work hard at your appearance.

    Effeminacy: This is appearing in anyway in your bodily movements to be at all feminine, as it is imperative that you hate everything feminine to be masculine. Since this changes from place to place and culture to culture, look around you at what women are doing and do the exact opposite very exaggeratedly. This will totally make you very masculine and affirm your faggot-ness.

    Body: You have to work out and have a great body to be a real man. If you have any questions about this, ask a gay man how to do it. Or you can have a beer belly, whatever works for you.

    Offended: If you are not in a constant state of being offended by threats to your masculinity then you are clearly not taking it seriously. The mental state of a masculine man should be one of constant anxiety over his masculinity or it simply is not real.

    Emotions: simply the enemy. Talking about them is being "complicated" or "over-analyzing things" (very bad). Emotional maturity is the enemy of any man seeking to be masculine. Although make sure you are repetitive and unself-actualized when you do mention any emotion. If you are not clueless about yourself then you are not masculine.

    Apologies: don't, ever. If you have to, apologize that the other person misunderstood you or something, not for anything you actually did.

    This is just a start but should get you on your way. Please ask for more interesting, excellent, and helpful advice on being a total faggot.


    Genius. A+
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    Jul 18, 2013 3:28 AM GMT
    No more replies to this great topic?
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    Jul 18, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    NeutralObserver saidNo more replies to this great topic?

    Everybody's too stumped with the profound dawning of realisation.
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    Jul 18, 2013 7:20 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidWhat if I give mindblowing head and have taken it up the ass so many times and with such big objects that I've no longer just "been to the rodeo" (I've "thrown the rodeo")???

    Does this mean I'm a faggot? icon_eek.gif


    Yes Allan you are a BIG FAGGOT, praise the universe! ;)

    me too
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    Jul 18, 2013 1:27 PM GMT
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    GAMRican saidWhat if I give mindblowing head and have taken it up the ass so many times and with such big objects that I've no longer just "been to the rodeo" (I've "thrown the rodeo")???

    Does this mean I'm a faggot? icon_eek.gif


    Yes Allan you are a BIG FAGGOT, praise the universe! ;)

    me too


    Oh yay! I was starting to wonder if I was beginning to get mistaken for "straight" or "bisexual". icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 18, 2013 1:40 PM GMT
    Wow, being a faggot seems like an awful lot of work. I think I'll just keep on being a nelly little str8 acting laidback chill queen bro, like a real man.
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    Jul 18, 2013 1:43 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidWow, being a faggot seems like an awful lot of work. I think I'll just keep on being a nelly little str8 acting laidback chill queen bro, like a real man.


    It's not pretty being easy. icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 18, 2013 1:43 PM GMT
    The OPs post is the post to end all masc/fem threads. Love it
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    Jul 18, 2013 1:46 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    paulflexes saidWow, being a faggot seems like an awful lot of work. I think I'll just keep on being a nelly little str8 acting laidback chill queen bro, like a real man.


    It's not pretty being easy. icon_smile.gif
    Yes it is.