What's your favorite saying/words of wisdom?

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    Jul 22, 2013 2:26 AM GMT
    Everyone has those certain words that always make life a bit easier to deal with. What are yours?

    One truth I live by is that life can be hard as hell at times, but it never stays that way.
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 22, 2013 5:22 AM GMT
    I'm not just a dumb slut. I'm a smart whore!icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:27 AM GMT
    "What goes around, comes around."

    "Slower traffic, keep right."

    "Re-rack your weights."

    "Please consider the environment before printing this email."
  • Eli_jah

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    Jul 22, 2013 5:38 AM GMT
    If you're going to reach for a star, reach for the lowest one you can!

    Violence may not be the only way to solve a conflict... but it's the only way to win it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CH-9tVbKCM

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  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 22, 2013 6:51 AM GMT
    And eventually this too shall pass

    There's no place like home ... Click,click ... There's no place like home ... Click, click
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    Jul 22, 2013 6:56 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidAnd eventually this too shall pass

    There's no place like home ... Click,click ... There's no place like home ... Click, click


    YOU NEED TO CLICK THRICE.
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    Jul 22, 2013 10:08 AM GMT
    “When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you.”
    ― Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

    “Be the change you want to see in the world.”
    - Mahatma Ghandi

    “You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”
    ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

    “Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich.”
    ― Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

    "It takes a lot of courage to go out there and radiate your essence."
    - Unknown, sample from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemkodUsPEw
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    Jul 22, 2013 10:24 AM GMT
    Man plans, and God Laughs, Yiddish proverb

    Opinions are like Assholes, Everybody has one, bumper sticker.

    People do strange things when it comes to money, my uncle.

    People are born on Christmas, and people die on Christmas, said by my co-worker, when asked if Christmas is depressing because that's the day his father died (years ago).

    Some people like to hear themselves talk, an old friend.
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    Jul 24, 2013 3:07 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidI'm not just a dumb slut. I'm a smart whore!icon_razz.gif


    LMAO good one!
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 24, 2013 3:14 AM GMT
    Matiz said
    AMoonHawk saidAnd eventually this too shall pass

    There's no place like home ... Click,click ... There's no place like home ... Click, click


    YOU NEED TO CLICK THRICE.

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    Jul 24, 2013 3:28 AM GMT
    To Always Remember: P.E.N.I.S

    Plan
    Enough
    Now
    Incase of
    Shortages...

    Yeah.. Yeah I know... It Really speaks to my heart too

    I mean it could many so Many things, anything from a shortage of water to a shortage of LOVE

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    - - whoever created that deserves A Lot of recognition....

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    Jul 24, 2013 3:35 AM GMT
    "There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant"

    Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Montague

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    Jul 24, 2013 3:57 AM GMT
    Eat shit and die.
  • wesv

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    Jul 24, 2013 4:02 AM GMT
    Do harm to others before they harm you.

    -Everyone
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    Jul 24, 2013 4:06 AM GMT
    The sun'll come out tomorrow. So ya gotta hang on 'til tomorrow, come what may. Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow! You're always a day a way!
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    Jul 24, 2013 4:08 AM GMT
    “We must overcome the notion that we must be regular...it robs you of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre.”

    - Uta hagen
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    Jul 24, 2013 4:08 AM GMT
    Be careful of the toes you step on today, as they could be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
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    Jul 24, 2013 4:09 AM GMT
    "The hat is fine but the head is too small"~~Yiddish saying
  • RSportsguy

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    Jul 24, 2013 4:09 AM GMT
    Know your audience!
    I say this a few times a week.