Me and straight guys need to stop!

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    Jul 22, 2013 5:02 AM GMT
    I have no idea what it is with me. It seems as if I have great luck finding great straight male friends. But I have the worst luck with other gay guys. I need to find the secret to turning a man gay icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:04 AM GMT
    be good at giving head and suck them off when theyre drunk then do it a few more times
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 22, 2013 5:10 AM GMT
    Conform to gay culture and stereotypes.icon_rolleyes.gif


    icon_lol.gif jkbnr
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:34 PM GMT
    theaterjock saidbe good at giving head and suck them off when theyre drunk then do it a few more times


    That's kinda.... gonna try this anyhow.
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:40 PM GMT
    Have you tried a six-pack?
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:43 PM GMT
    Just present them with a logical argument, and then they'll choose to be gay. That's how it works, right?   icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:45 PM GMT
    I can mail you a pill I developed. Each dose is $50 plus shipping. On some guys it takes one dose, on others it can take a lot of doses, so if it doesn't work at first, keep dosing him. I tested this pill at the local florist, and it worked 100% of the time in a single dose. Every single one of those guys went gay and stayed that way.

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    Jul 22, 2013 3:51 PM GMT
    Learn to construct a sentence with at least a slight indication that you graduated third grade. "Me and (whoever) need to..." Learn subject- verb agreement and try to follow the rule (usually taught by about age four) to place the other ahead of yourself in the subject. "Straight guys and I need to stop." It is still moronic but at least it's grammatically correct.
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    Jul 22, 2013 4:18 PM GMT
    camfer saidI can mail you a pill I developed. Each dose is $50 plus shipping. On some guys it takes one dose, on others it can take a lot of doses, so if it doesn't work at first, keep dosing him. I tested this pill at the local florist, and it worked 100% of the time in a single dose. Every single one of those guys went gay and stayed that way.



    Bet it worked just as well at the dress shop, hair salon, interior decorator and flight attendant. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 6:32 PM GMT
    Destinharbor saidLearn subject- verb agreement and try to follow the rule (usually taught by about age four) to place the other ahead of yourself in the subject. "Straight guys and I need to stop."

    Using correct grammar -- dude, how gay is that?? icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 7:36 PM GMT
    MovingRightAlong said
    Destinharbor saidLearn subject- verb agreement and try to follow the rule (usually taught by about age four) to place the other ahead of yourself in the subject. "Straight guys and I need to stop."

    Using correct grammar -- dude, how gay is that?? icon_wink.gif

    lol Somehow I expect it will be lost on the author.
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    Jul 22, 2013 8:31 PM GMT
    smudgetool saidHave you tried a six-pack?


    Have you tried growing a dick
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    Jul 22, 2013 9:26 PM GMT
    Force saidI have no idea what it is with me. It seems as if I have great luck finding great straight male friends. But I have the worst luck with other gay guys. I need to find the secret to turning a man gay icon_cool.gif


    You can't turn a guy gay. He either is or he isn't. You need to get out there. I have joined a few different sights. You have to deal with a lot of crap, there are usually a few guys work talking to though. You just have to wait. It also depends on how you come off to other guys as well.
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    Jul 22, 2013 11:45 PM GMT
    Destinharbor saidLearn to construct a sentence with at least a slight indication that you graduated third grade. "Me and (whoever) need to..." Learn subject- verb agreement and try to follow the rule (usually taught by about age four) to place the other ahead of yourself in the subject. "Straight guys and I need to stop." It is still moronic but at least it's grammatically correct.


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    Thanks for this. Best post of the day I think.
  • Apparition

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    Jul 22, 2013 11:50 PM GMT
    nap3210 said
    Force saidI have no idea what it is with me. It seems as if I have great luck finding great straight male friends. But I have the worst luck with other gay guys. I need to find the secret to turning a man gay icon_cool.gif


    You can't turn a guy gay. He either is or he isn't. You need to get out there. I have joined a few different sights. You have to deal with a lot of crap, there are usually a few guys work talking to though. You just have to wait. It also depends on how you come off to other guys as well.



    You cant make them gay? But you can deprive them long enough to give ot up.
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    Jul 22, 2013 11:52 PM GMT
    Nice hair op, i think we have something in common lol ;)

    anyway you cant really turn a man gay, maybe if he's already sort of bi you can, but not a straight man .....



    By the way your really cute, you should have no problem finding a man
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    Jul 23, 2013 1:54 AM GMT
    Just be normal, confident and trustworthy and you're bound to find one who is "curious" or "always wondered what it would be like to..."

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    Jul 23, 2013 3:34 AM GMT
    Destinharbor saidLearn to construct a sentence with at least a slight indication that you graduated third grade. "Me and (whoever) need to..." Learn subject- verb agreement and try to follow the rule (usually taught by about age four) to place the other ahead of yourself in the subject. "Straight guys and I need to stop." It is still moronic but at least it's grammatically correct.


    I can see you know a lot about correct grammar...especially with all the work you've been putting in you will. That grammar must come in handy
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    Jul 23, 2013 3:40 AM GMT
    camfer saidI can mail you a pill I developed. Each dose is $50 plus shipping. On some guys it takes one dose, on others it can take a lot of doses, so if it doesn't work at first, keep dosing him. I tested this pill at the local florist, and it worked 100% of the time in a single dose. Every single one of those guys went gay and stayed that way.



    I sell the same pills for $49 each. But you have to buy 100 of them at a time. S&H is free. You should take one daily with a protein meal to make sure you stay gay.
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    Jul 23, 2013 3:55 AM GMT
    theaterjock saidbe good at giving head and suck them off when theyre drunk then do it a few more times
    yeap than get your ass kicked and probably your heart broken or you get to feel empty and useless inside in the process. if that is what you are going for than go right ahead
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    Jul 23, 2013 4:44 AM GMT
    camfer saidI can mail you a pill I developed. Each dose is $50 plus shipping. On some guys it takes one dose, on others it can take a lot of doses, so if it doesn't work at first, keep dosing him. I tested this pill at the local florist, and it worked 100% of the time in a single dose. Every single one of those guys went gay and stayed that way.



    He could also be more "upfront" and just get some Viagra and have a "Hey, let's try this shit out!" party.
  • Destinharbor

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    Jul 23, 2013 2:07 PM GMT
    Force said
    Destinharbor saidLearn to construct a sentence with at least a slight indication that you graduated third grade. "Me and (whoever) need to..." Learn subject- verb agreement and try to follow the rule (usually taught by about age four) to place the other ahead of yourself in the subject. "Straight guys and I need to stop." It is still moronic but at least it's grammatically correct.


    I can see you know a lot about correct grammar...especially with all the work you've been putting in you will. That grammar must come in handy

    My investments cover my needs nicely, moron. Go back to your unemployment or fry machine or whatever grunt work you do.