How does one get money?

  • Eli_jah

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    Jul 22, 2013 5:10 AM GMT
    I've heard about something called a "job" but I'm starting to believe they don't exist.
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 22, 2013 5:13 AM GMT
    Sell drugs. Pimp yourself. Invent something that screams masc.
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:33 AM GMT
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:36 AM GMT
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  • Webster666

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    Jul 22, 2013 6:06 AM GMT
    I sincerely hope you have better luck than I have had.
    I gave up, even after going back to college to train for a new career.
    It seems that all employers are looking for a 25 year old, with at least 15 years experience.
  • BmwKid92

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    Jul 22, 2013 6:17 AM GMT
    breaking and entering, run.
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    Jul 22, 2013 6:44 AM GMT
    Sex.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 22, 2013 6:45 AM GMT
    You do something for someone rich, and in return they give you a small reward ... Or you just stand on the highway exit with a sign saying you need money
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    Jul 22, 2013 12:01 PM GMT
    Your parents should be your money pit and fund all unnecessary purchases by request of a "Gift" wrks for me. ;)
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    Jul 22, 2013 12:25 PM GMT
    somersault saidGet rid of Obama, bomb the Chinese and rebuild the economy


    Or use Obama and the Chinese to rebuild the world economy, much more practical. icon_cool.gif
  • ohioguy12

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    Jul 22, 2013 1:20 PM GMT
    Webster666 said
    It seems that all employers are looking for a 25 year old, with at least 15 years experience.


    +1
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:25 PM GMT
    Webster666 said
    It seems that all employers are looking for a 25 year old, with at least 15 years experience.


    You also need to have a job first. If you didn't already have a job then you probably don't really want a job.
  • MadeinMich

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    Jul 22, 2013 1:27 PM GMT
    Webster666 saidI sincerely hope you have better luck than I have had.
    I gave up, even after going back to college to train for a new career.
    It seems that all employers are looking for a 25 year old, with at least 15 years experience.


    I want to give up. I retrained for another career and they now only want people with experience now.
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:33 PM GMT
    Get trained in a field with good pay, low debt load and minimal unemployment, like nursing or engineering.
  • WhoDey

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    Jul 22, 2013 1:34 PM GMT
    Job recruiters and people who work in HR are just lazy. Instead of actually doing any actual work and looking for the best candidates, they rely on buzz words, Facebook posts, and people who know other people.
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:48 PM GMT
    Craigslist.
    M4m.
    Casual encounters.
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:49 PM GMT
    somersault saidthey're doing that now, how's that workin' out for ya?

    Much better than when Bush was in the White House and this economic mess started. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:54 PM GMT
    Marry it. duh.
  • MadeinMich

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    Jul 22, 2013 1:56 PM GMT
    getthecomputersputin said
    HottJoe saidSell drugs. Pimp yourself. Invent something that screams masc.


    not gonna lie. thought about those options @ one point as trying to get "start up money".


    Start up money for what?
    I thought about these options too but my dumb ass would get caught and locked up. I don't have a good, deceptive criminal mind. Besides, watching Lockup on the Discovery Channel scares the shit out of me.
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:57 PM GMT
    MadeinMich said
    getthecomputersputin said
    HottJoe saidSell drugs. Pimp yourself. Invent something that screams masc.


    not gonna lie. thought about those options @ one point as trying to get "start up money".


    Start up money for what?
    I thought about these options too but my dumb ass would get caught and locked up. I don't have a good, deceptive criminal mind. Besides, watching Lockup on the Discovery Channel scares the shit out of me.


    Yeah, but think of the hot prison sex.
  • MadeinMich

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    Jul 22, 2013 2:00 PM GMT
    Dallasfan824 said
    MadeinMich said
    getthecomputersputin said
    HottJoe saidSell drugs. Pimp yourself. Invent something that screams masc.


    not gonna lie. thought about those options @ one point as trying to get "start up money".


    Start up money for what?
    I thought about these options too but my dumb ass would get caught and locked up. I don't have a good, deceptive criminal mind. Besides, watching Lockup on the Discovery Channel scares the shit out of me.


    Yeah, but think of the hot prison sex.


    That is right. I do jack off to that show a lot. icon_biggrin.gif

    But on the otherhand there's probably more racism in prison than on a RJ race thread so I wouldn't get no love from my latino or caucasion brothas.
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    Jul 22, 2013 2:08 PM GMT
    My boss hasn't paid me in over a month.
    If the company closes, can I get unemployment for the weeks I worked but was not paid?
  • MadeinMich

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    Jul 22, 2013 2:12 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidMy boss hasn't paid me in over a month.
    If the company closes, can I get unemployment for the weeks I worked but was not paid?


    That's really fucked up John.

  • Jul 22, 2013 2:14 PM GMT
    somersault saidGet rid of Obama, bomb the Chinese and rebuild the economy


    I sincerely hope you're kidding. If not then stop blaming Obama for everything. Blame the tea partiers in congress who know only one word...NO. Unless its something that benefits only them and theirs, of course.
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:23 PM GMT
    ART_DECO said
    somersault saidthey're doing that now, how's that workin' out for ya?

    Much better than when Bush was in the White House and this economic mess started. icon_razz.gif


    I should've paraphrased his post by mentioning that 13 years before his post the same sort of persons answer was get rid of Gore, Bomb the Iraq's and rebuild the economy with trickle down policies.icon_wink.gif