Tops.... The Women of the gay world....

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    Jul 22, 2013 7:30 AM GMT
    Men chase women.
    At bars, men are aggressive with women.
    When women turn down the man's advances, the man turns hostile, calls the woman a "tease".

    Women have their pick of men.
    When the woman gets to a certain age, the over-availability of men, coupled with the fact that she's sick of being sexually objectified, induces a state of frenzy to settle down. Suddenly, this becomes a priority after years of sleeping around.

    When the woman decides she wants to relive her youth, she starts over and becomes a "Cougar".



    NOW, replace "men" with bttms, and "women" with tops. Replace "Cougar" with "Daddy". Re-read.
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    Jul 22, 2013 7:33 AM GMT
    lol thats pretty clever
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    Jul 22, 2013 7:37 AM GMT
    No.
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    Jul 22, 2013 10:26 AM GMT
    have to disagree on this one, nothing similar at all between MF and MM
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    Jul 22, 2013 12:53 PM GMT
    Matiz saidNo.


    Agreed.

    "Women have their pick of men.
    When the woman gets to a certain age, the over-availability of men, coupled with the fact that she's sick of being sexually objectified, induces a state of frenzy to settle down."

    Actually, OP, you should look at the map of men to women ratio provided here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sex_ratio

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    Jul 22, 2013 12:55 PM GMT
    I thought it was the other way around.
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    Jul 22, 2013 1:06 PM GMT
    IrishDarren saidI thought it was the other way around.


    +1
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    Jul 22, 2013 2:09 PM GMT
    Jakerz25 saidMen chase women.
    At bars, men are aggressive with women.
    ...
    NOW, replace "men" with bttms, and "women" with tops. Replace "Cougar" with "Daddy". Re-read.


    So,

    Bottoms chase tops.
    At bars, bottoms are aggressive with tops.
    etc.


    Um, I'm going to have to say whoever is horny is doing the chasing. Nothing to do with sexual roles.
  • Nayro

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    Jul 22, 2013 2:11 PM GMT
    mitshoo said
    Jakerz25 saidMen chase women.
    At bars, men are aggressive with women.
    ...
    NOW, replace "men" with bttms, and "women" with tops. Replace "Cougar" with "Daddy". Re-read.


    So,

    Bottoms chase tops.
    At bars, bottoms are aggressive with tops.
    etc.


    Um, I'm going to have to say whoever is horny is doing the chasing. Nothing to do with sexual roles.


    Sounds about right
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    Jul 22, 2013 2:46 PM GMT
    Nope.
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:00 PM GMT
    It's okay Jakerz, I understand the humor behind it and thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "funny" isn't really the RJ community's thing. Yah see...that would require not being so literal...and most of them just can't do it.
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:15 PM GMT
    Is this another Guy Above You thread?
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:20 PM GMT
    Lol. Well if that's the case, tops need to reverse and be more aggressive at meeting bottoms. I'm single and looking but tops don't seem to give a crap.
  • Bicuriouscool

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    Jul 22, 2013 3:26 PM GMT
    Was that supposed to be funny? Oh, I see how humour works, for some people at least...
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:28 PM GMT
    Oooooooooohicon_surprised.gif well that explains it!!!!!
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    Jul 22, 2013 3:31 PM GMT
    You must be looking for dry humor...that's about 7 sub-forums down.


    Bicuriouscool saidWas that supposed to be funny? Oh, I see how humour works, for some people at least...
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    Jul 22, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    IrishDarren saidI thought it was the other way around.


    Yeah, totally flipped around. A Bottom won't say a word to a guy he is crushing on. Bottoms expect the Top to do all the work.
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:19 PM GMT
    I think this "joke" would have been actually funny if one of those YouTube celebrities said it in a video. That muscle twink? Or maybe that dude that wears the funny hats and does the eyerolls? icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:21 PM GMT
    Insightful.
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    Jul 22, 2013 5:58 PM GMT
    The joke was funny to me. It doesn't need a desperate and thirty as fuck queen to make it funny.


    xrichx saidI think this "joke" would have been actually funny if one of those YouTube celebrities said it in a video. That muscle twink? Or maybe that dude that wears the funny hats and does the eyerolls? icon_lol.gif
  • toastvenom

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    Jul 23, 2013 1:11 AM GMT
    nope cant say this is true at all. if it is im living in the wrong city (which is likely actually...)
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    Jul 23, 2013 1:17 AM GMT
    Reading that made my head hurt.
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    Jul 23, 2013 1:17 AM GMT
    just don't have sex and you'll be done with this.
    one less statistic you don't have to worry about being.