But what about male dogs?
Personally, it drives me nuts. Even when I'm riding my bicycle, the little fuckers dive under my wheels and try to get me killed. You'd think that evolutionary theory would wipe out all the suicidal squirrels and breed new generations that would wait for vehicles to pass. But not. SO clearly, it is a carefully designed part of some evil squirrel plot to take over the world.
Squirrels are terrorists. Swerving to avoid them is aiding and abetting the enemy.
Although I've managed to avoid squishing more than two or three of them over the years.