I don't want to be gay anymore

  • Eli_jah

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    Jul 26, 2013 3:45 PM GMT
    "I want to live, breathe! I want to be a part of the human race!" - Radiohead, The Bends
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    Jul 26, 2013 3:48 PM GMT
    Well, there's not a lot you can do about that.

    And you are a part of the human race, like it or not.
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    Jul 26, 2013 3:58 PM GMT
    NeutralObserver said"I want to live, breathe! I want to be a part of the human race!" - Radiohead, The Bends

    I want to colonize and move to a gay island. We'll call it Festivia to confuse people.
    There'd be gay marriage/divorce and all the things straight people have. We'd really feel like part of the world.
    We'd have a Festivia King and Queen too. That would be cool.
    But the "anything goes" free-for-all would have to go. That lack of organization is stopping us from being recognized as part of the world and having a real sense of community IMO.
    We'd need lots of rules and laws - not necessarily to be followed but to bind us.

    Laws of Festivia

    No Lying about your Age.
    (penalty is an hour on the stocks while people throw tomatoes at your butt.)

    No Public Bonking
    (penalty is no public affection for a month)

    No Lip-synching

    (Just 'cause the king doesn't like it. Penalty is having to learn all the lyrics to "I am the very model of a modern major general" by heart.)

    Hmm... I'll be back...
  • Eli_jah

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    Jul 26, 2013 4:11 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter said
    NeutralObserver said"I want to live, breathe! I want to be a part of the human race!" - Radiohead, The Bends

    I want to colonize and move to a gay island. We'll call it Festivia to confuse people.
    There'd be gay marriage/divorce and all the things straight people have. We'd really feel like part of the world.
    We'd have a Festivia King and Queen too. That would be cool.
    But the "anything goes" free-for-all would have to go. That lack of organization is stopping us from being recognized as part of the world and having a real sense of community IMO.
    We'd need lots of rules and laws - not necessarily to be followed but to bind us.

    Laws of Festivia

    No Lying about your Age.
    (penalty is an hour on the stocks while people throw tomatoes at your butt.)

    No Public Bonking
    (penalty is no public affection for a month)

    No Lip-synching

    (Just 'cause the king doesn't like it. Penalty is having to learn all the lyrics to "I am the very model of a modern major general" by heart.)

    Hmm... I'll be back...


    haha
  • Eli_jah

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    Jul 26, 2013 4:41 PM GMT
    fuckyoupayme saidcoldplay >>>>>>> radiohead. icon_wink.gif i'll admit there's some radiohead songs that are dope and that that okcomputer album has grown onto me where i like it now compared to 9 years ago. i thought that album was ass. radiohead is overrated and is NOT fucking with coldplay.



    I've always loved the raw animal emotion of Radiohead. Never was a huge fan of Coldplay.
  • Apparition

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    Jul 26, 2013 9:07 PM GMT
    um..any gay island would have to be called
    FANTASIA.

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    Jul 26, 2013 9:17 PM GMT
    Sometimes I don't want to be gay anymore then I think "eww vagina" and see a hot muscle bear. All of a sudden I'm super proud to be gay again ;-)
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    Jul 26, 2013 9:27 PM GMT
    Apparition saidum..any gay island would have to be called
    FANTASIA.



    ..but then when the elephants danced with crocodiles others will say the elephants and crocs are self loathing for not dancing with their own species.
    =O
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    Jul 26, 2013 11:08 PM GMT
    Start fucking chicks. Oh, they like to have their pussies eaten first.
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    Jul 26, 2013 11:16 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidStart fucking chicks. Oh, they like to have their pussies eaten first.

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  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 26, 2013 11:23 PM GMT
    POOF Bitch! You're straight
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