"I Woke Up Gay"

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    Jul 29, 2013 1:45 AM GMT
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    Jul 29, 2013 1:50 AM GMT
    Not everyone is born gay, you know. I caught it off a toilet seat.
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    Jul 29, 2013 1:55 AM GMT
    I got sucked into it .. icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 29, 2013 2:51 AM GMT
    A memory box with a stuffed animal, a pin from a trip to the Isle of man and another box filled w/ undeveloped pics which he hasnt had developed but wants to jog his memoryicon_idea.gif
  • madsexy

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    Jul 29, 2013 2:54 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidI got sucked into it .. icon_sad.gif

    Wish I'd been the one to "recruit" you. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 29, 2013 2:54 AM GMT
    I woke up straight one timeicon_eek.gif
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    Jul 29, 2013 2:59 AM GMT
    "I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way!" icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jul 29, 2013 2:59 AM GMT
    madsexy said
    Anocxu saidI got sucked into it .. icon_sad.gif

    Wish I'd been the one to "recruit" you. icon_twisted.gif


    You Monster!!
    Call me!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 29, 2013 3:11 AM GMT
    The whole things sounds pretty bizarre to me.

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  • mybud

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    Jul 29, 2013 4:52 AM GMT
    A stroke huh...I like to strip a guy naked ..lay on top and fake a seizure..turn dem gay like dat...
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 29, 2013 5:18 AM GMT
    I woke up with morning wood.icon_rolleyes.gificon_razz.gif
  • mybud

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    Jul 29, 2013 5:21 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidI woke up with morning wood.icon_rolleyes.gificon_razz.gif
    was it a 2 by 4?
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    Jul 29, 2013 7:24 AM GMT
    Imagine, You wake up straight... nothing against women, but I'd like to change myself backicon_biggrin.gif
  • shutoman

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    Jul 29, 2013 10:07 AM GMT
    Don't be ridiculous. Being gay is a choice!

    I remember clearly 14th November 1979; I'd had an appalling morning at school and lunch had just finished. I was walking around the playground and thought "I know what, I'll start fancying men instead!"

    So I turned gay that instant and could flip back at any time I want; although it normally takes a lot of reading the Bible and an exorcism or two, natch.
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:16 AM GMT
    I was absent the day God was handing out everyone's sexuality. Forgot to set the alarm.
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:31 AM GMT
    Arcturian saidImagine, You wake up straight... nothing against women, but I'd like to change myself backicon_biggrin.gif



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    "Expect A Scrotum!!!"

    There ya go! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:46 AM GMT
    I once sneezed so hard, it turned me gay..

    It's a serious condition, that effects everyone differently..

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  • LuckyGuyKC

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    Jul 29, 2013 12:01 PM GMT
    Regardless of the reason he found his true self. Let him have his stroke story and move on.
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    Jul 29, 2013 5:46 PM GMT
    LuckyGuyKC saidRegardless of the reason he found his true self. Let him have his stroke story and move on.


    Yeah, 'cause he isn't switching back. He's stuck with a lust for man meat!
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    Jul 29, 2013 7:49 PM GMT
    I think I caught the gay back in 1992 after a bout with what they thought was tonsillitis and the flu. I was running a temperature of 106 degrees. I was delirious for a while. I finally got some quality sleep and woke up forever changed...

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    Jul 29, 2013 7:54 PM GMT
    I got my gayness as a gift, the damn thing look so pretty and the wrapper drew me in. Boy do i regret unzipping that boy pants!!!! but it was a good gift.
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    Jul 29, 2013 9:19 PM GMT
    This baby already beat us all to it.

    After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/after-careful-deliberation-baby-goes-with-homosexu,32627/
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:56 PM GMT
    when i was 5 my sister's bike fell off the garage wall and the handle bar and attached pink streamer went into my head. (true story)

    that's how i got the gay. fucking pink streamers.
  • BillandChuck

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    Jul 29, 2013 11:07 PM GMT
    Chuck's story: One day, when I was five, my father left for work late and stayed home longer so that he could give me my breakfast because my mother had to be gone early that day. My father gave me my toast, and instead of cutting it perfectly in half like my mom did, perpendicular to the edge, he cut it diagonally. I was so traumatized my life went on a slant from straight and right into gay from that time on.

    Bill's story: One summer, playing hide and seek at my grandmother's massive scary house when I was about ten, I opened a door to hide in a room way far away and as I went into the room, my 78 year old grandmother was stepping out of the shower.... naked! After seeing that, I was immediately and irrevocably gay.

    These are both 100% true stories, save perhaps for the association of the event and our sexuality. However, Bill's story, might have been an impetus, if one was needed, as it is a matter of fact that the thought that came to top of mind at that horrific moment was, "I don't ever want to see a naked woman ever again."
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    Jul 29, 2013 11:13 PM GMT
    I once heard this story about an American that came out of a coma and had a British accent. Kind of the same thing?