Rick Santorum Files for Divorce, Blames the Gays

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    Jul 29, 2013 10:34 PM GMT
    Got to love this one!http://dailycurrant.com/2013/07/29/rick-santorum-files-for-divorce-blames-the-gays/
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:38 PM GMT
    "Unfortunately the homosexuals have ruined my marriage," he explained to reporter Bruce Nolan. "Every year more and more of them get married, and every year the relationship with my wife gets worse.

    lol thats got to be a first
    looks like our plan of getting samesex marriage for the sole reason to destroy Rick Santorum's marriage worked.
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:40 PM GMT
    I think that's satire. Would that it were true, it would be hysterical.
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:42 PM GMT
    This right here! Lol

    "I was just trying to explain how all the anal and oral things they do are filthy and disgusting compared to our intercourse. But apparently my wife didn't appreciate hearing about bears and twinks while I was inside of her."
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:42 PM GMT
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    It would be a little more believable if they used Michele Bachmann.icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 29, 2013 10:53 PM GMT
    yeah the more i read the more that became apparent lol.
    but it did have me for the first couple of sentences..prolly should have finished the article before posting lol icon_razz.gif
  • Webster666

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    Jul 30, 2013 1:28 AM GMT
    Jeez, there's no need to MAKE UP silly crap like this, about Republicans. They're pretty damn good at doing it, all by themselves.
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    Jul 30, 2013 1:49 AM GMT
    Wow ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 30, 2013 2:58 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidicon_lol.gif

    It would be a little more believable if they used Michele Bachmann.icon_wink.gif



    Hahah can you imagine that whore!
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    Jul 30, 2013 3:06 AM GMT
    icon_lol.gif Dan Savage
  • Whipmagic

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    Jul 30, 2013 3:08 AM GMT
    Isn't it telling that Santum et al. Have sunken so low that it's almost possible to mistake this satire for the real thing?
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    Jul 30, 2013 11:39 AM GMT
    lol nice find.
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    Jul 30, 2013 12:34 PM GMT
    OMG I so wanted that to be true....but it is hilarious just the same!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 30, 2013 12:44 PM GMT
    Pretty funny, I assumed it was just satire. It would have been big news otherwise (but who knows knowing good ole Rick)

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  • TannerMasseur

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    Jul 30, 2013 12:48 PM GMT
    This should have been in The Onion icon_smile.gif
  • madsexy

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    Jul 30, 2013 12:48 PM GMT
    Hysterical . . . and just as easily could have been real given that idiot's views/rants against us. If I'd been writing it - and believe me I'm no writer much less a comedy writer - I'd have written that the added options for him with gay marriage now enabling his comparison of his wife and their sex to other potential men AND women led him to the decision after praying for guidance. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 30, 2013 3:35 PM GMT
    I thought it was from The Onion but no...IT MUST BE LEGIT
  • BuggEyedSprit...

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    Jul 30, 2013 3:51 PM GMT
    He's gay...that's why I got divorced. Republicans don't hide it very well...icon_exclaim.gif
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    Jul 30, 2013 5:26 PM GMT
    The article had me going and then I thought, "Waaaait a minute..." icon_wink.gif

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