Have u ever got any poo on someone's dick? What's the best thing to do in that situation?

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    Jul 30, 2013 9:00 PM GMT
    Not a mess, but let's say you got a little bit of poo on your partner's penis after a some anal intercourse. What do you do to make him still like you and remain attracted to you, if it's in a relationship,and still want to do you, if it's just a fuck buddy?


    My answer.

    Blame it on a condom that he put on.
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    Jul 30, 2013 9:12 PM GMT
    Laugh about it and wash it off. It is not the end of the world.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 30, 2013 9:13 PM GMT
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    Jul 30, 2013 9:16 PM GMT
    Nice hot chick pic!
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    Jul 30, 2013 9:21 PM GMT
    Occupational hazard.
    Keep a crappy towel handy.
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    Jul 30, 2013 9:29 PM GMT
    Or a magic condom changer without touching the poo
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    Jul 30, 2013 9:43 PM GMT
    Well if had to bake a cake
    then so should He...
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    Jul 30, 2013 9:43 PM GMT
    if he barebacked, would it hurt to get a piece of poo in a piss slit
  • Suetonius

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    Jul 30, 2013 9:49 PM GMT
    Just what I wanted to think about at lunchtime.
  • Apparition

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    Jul 31, 2013 5:47 AM GMT
    blacklightnoise saidif he barebacked, would it hurt to get a piece of poo in a piss slit


    no
  • TheBizMan

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    Jul 31, 2013 6:05 AM GMT
    Eww gross.

    Clean your assholes bottoms.

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  • gordonian69

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    Jul 31, 2013 6:10 AM GMT
    YEH and some of tops should clean there FORSKINS nothing worsr than a load of cheese YUK
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    Jul 31, 2013 4:31 PM GMT
    Is it still called a paint job?
  • Hothouse

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    Jul 31, 2013 5:42 PM GMT
    It happens, and if it hasn't happened to you yet - it will.
    Clean up and move on. Sometime's it's a mood killer, but it's best if you don't freak out about it.
    Good advice to always take a piss after sex to wash out any foreign substance that might have made it's way inside.
  • WApilot

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    Aug 02, 2013 8:04 AM GMT
    It comes with the territory.

    DISCLAIMER: Always wash your ass before sex

    Now sometimes, some will get past after cleaning. Usually, we just stay calm, clean it up and continue on. It's not the end of the world. Now, this is between my partner and I. If it were some random hook-up, it's a little grosser. Still not a "freak out" moment, but, it does make it a little harder to continue... just because it's a hook-up.
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    Aug 03, 2013 11:38 AM GMT
    It can happen. I am afraid just "washing" before sex isn't enough to prevent this from happening..
  • rnch

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    Aug 03, 2013 11:55 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidEww gross.

    Clean your assholes bottoms.

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    An uninformed, prejudicial, ignorant post.

    You must be a "Total Top".



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  • marko313

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    Aug 05, 2013 9:18 AM GMT
    Just keep plowing ahead!