Morning Wood: Like It, or Hate it? (This includes bulges, boners and hard-ons)

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    Jul 30, 2013 10:16 PM GMT
    Stories and/or experiences with having a boner.
  • Fable

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    Jul 30, 2013 10:20 PM GMT
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  • Eric500

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    Jul 30, 2013 10:21 PM GMT
    Love iticon_smile.gif
  • Apparition

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    Jul 31, 2013 5:45 AM GMT
    use them usually
  • always_hard21

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    Aug 01, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    Sometimes I wake up so hard I feel like the skin will split! Love it
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    Aug 01, 2013 11:36 AM GMT
    Gman235 saidStories and/or experiences with having a boner.

    I had a trick stay overnight, who told me in the morning he had trouble sleeping in a strange bed. He said he amused himself by watching me get boners in my sleep (I rarely wear anything in bed). He experimented with softly touching my stuff and could sometimes cause me to go hard. It was the first time I had confirmation that I get stiffies all night long.

    And I love waking up hard, it actually feels good to me. Sorta like when I stretch my arms as I awake, only it's my dick. They were so normal when I slept in open Army barracks that the guys didn't wait to lose or hide them as they got out of their bunks, but would walk to the latrine openly jutting out, where they'd finally deflate after a piss and a shower. Why our slang for a morning boner was a "piss hardon".
  • BryUSC88

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    Aug 01, 2013 3:19 PM GMT
    Gotta go with LOVE IT!
  • Trauts

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    Aug 01, 2013 3:35 PM GMT
    Love it.
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 01, 2013 5:22 PM GMT
    It's a part of being male - what's not to like?
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    Aug 02, 2013 1:28 AM GMT
    I can't get off when I have to pee, so they don't do anything for me.
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    Aug 02, 2013 1:42 AM GMT
    I usually wake up in the morning needing to go to the bathroom... morning wood complicates things.
  • hockey007

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    Aug 02, 2013 1:47 AM GMT
    Got to love it, its a guy thing.
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    Aug 06, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
    Morning wood is great.. Unless your sharing a bed with one of your straight friends and u wake up spooning and your the big spoon.. Akward
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 07, 2013 1:32 PM GMT
    moose123 saidMorning wood is great.. Unless your sharing a bed with one of your straight friends and u wake up spooning and your the big spoon.. Akward


    There's always the possibility of moving the friendship to a new level.

    Maybe both spoons have morning wood...
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    Aug 07, 2013 3:38 PM GMT
    Gotta love it!
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    Aug 07, 2013 5:06 PM GMT
    Hothouse said
    moose123 saidMorning wood is great.. Unless your sharing a bed with one of your straight friends and u wake up spooning and your the big spoon.. Akward


    There's always the possibility of moving the friendship to a new level.

    Maybe both spoons have morning wood...


    LOL true. He's not interested I've asked.
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 07, 2013 5:34 PM GMT
    At least you asked.
    Now, how could he turn you down?
  • Wyatt

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    Aug 08, 2013 8:03 AM GMT
    Love it! It's only annoying when I get hard at the gym.
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    Aug 08, 2013 4:50 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidAt least you asked.
    Now, how could he turn you down?

    Aww, we'll He's straight. I'm not a fan of straight guys anyway..I. Was kinda drunk when I asked him. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 08, 2013 5:22 PM GMT
    moose123 said
    Hothouse saidAt least you asked.
    Now, how could he turn you down?

    Aww, we'll He's straight. I'm not a fan of straight guys anyway..I. Was kinda drunk when I asked him. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Well, I wouldn't have turned you down, but then again, I'm not straight and you, most likely, wouldn't be spooning with me (unless you're REALLY drunk.)

    Anyway - at least it's out there, in case he decides to experiment a little.
  • run26

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    Aug 08, 2013 5:52 PM GMT
    always_hard21 saidSometimes I wake up so hard I feel like the skin will split! Love it



    Same for me. Totally love it.
  • Mark_oh

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    Aug 08, 2013 11:01 PM GMT
    Love it! Throwing back the sheets and laying naked with a throbbing shaved cock and balls In a morning mmmm
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    Aug 09, 2013 12:48 PM GMT
    dc0776 saidI usually wake up in the morning needing to go to the bathroom... morning wood complicates things.


    I just do a handstand to tap out. Well, not really, but I do have to execute a complex sequence of knee bends, ass back, hand on wall behind toilet, lol.
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    Sep 26, 2013 11:48 AM GMT
    Eric500 saidLove iticon_smile.gif

    +1
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    Sep 26, 2013 1:19 PM GMT
    Premedmuscjock said
    Eric500 saidLove iticon_smile.gif

    +1

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