Worst first date?

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    Aug 02, 2013 2:26 AM GMT
    Okay, so sometimes dates dont go planned as usual and end being pretty..bad or horrific. If you've ever had a bad first or any bad date, feel free to share! As usual ill go first.

    Ok, well it was my first date with my boyfriend and we decided to go see a rated R film. Well he bought the tickets, and of course my idiot self forgot my I.D., and we were already late to the movie. So we decided to just go get take out and eat in the parking lot...well..he decided to skate and ended up braking his ankle, while i just sat their in horror as he screamed in pain. He took me home and he still had to drive with his ankle, at the time i didnt know how to drive and i felt soo guilty.

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  • Bunjamon

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    Aug 02, 2013 4:05 AM GMT
    Woman on First Date Falls to Death From 17th Floor Balcony (Gawker.com)
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    Aug 02, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    My first date was pretty good actually, We went to Carowinds-Scarowinds for my birthday
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    Aug 02, 2013 4:14 AM GMT
    Bunjamon saidWoman on First Date Falls to Death From 17th Floor Balcony (Gawker.com)


    I read this...Really unfortunate icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 02, 2013 4:20 AM GMT
    I think I've told this here before but here it goes:

    Met a guy I had chatted with online. Seemed nice enough online but when we met on the street corner in SF I immediately knew this was a no go but being considerate I figured, hey, it's conversation and a beer...no biggie.

    So we walked to a little pub in North Beach, I bought us both a beer and we chatted about many things. One topic was religion and we had some differing opinions about Christians, but were civil about it.

    We ordered a second beer and about half way through it I went to the restroom. I came back and he was gone, beer was gone....table was clean. I looked all over for him. Waitress said she thought he left. I text him and his response was...."I hate Christians!". I replied that leaving like that was not only rude and inconsiderate but also very childish...and ended it with 'God Bless you!', then I went and had a burrito.

    Only time I was stood up while in the bathroom! Oh well, he wasn't someone I'd invest another date in anyway.
  • BuckeyeJock13

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    Aug 02, 2013 4:27 AM GMT
    Worst first date of my life here goes...

    1) Went to his apartment and he had giant pictures of himself set up in the entrance way.

    2) Get to dinner at PF Changs and he cant find anything on the menu that he likes so had to make a special order.

    3) Thinks the businessmen next to us are looking at him because of his good looks (he wasn't that good looking) so he proceeds to start giving them looks back and starts staring at them.

    4) Sees a small lake/pond and asks me which of the great lakes was he seeing. Thinking he was joking I told him Lake Ontario and there was Canada (the freeway across it). He believed me. I live in Columbus, Ohio folks.

    No, there wasn't a second date.
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    Aug 02, 2013 4:46 AM GMT
    I've got only one: Blind date, supposed to meet at a restaurant for dinner. I'm there - on time and you guessed it. I wait 20 minutes and split. I called the idiot (and I do mean that word) and he lays this one on me: He was there early, parked and watching. He said I parked near him and actually walked past his car on my way to the restaurant. He then said he realized I wouldn't have wanted to meet him, because I looked like advertised, and he'd neglected to admit he was fat - much fatter than his picture. In fact, it wasn't his picture. He decided to just start his car and split. My buddies later all agreed the idiot did me a favor. Jeez. What makes these guys think anyone will want to meet them when they are not what they said they'd be?
  • Whipmagic

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    Aug 02, 2013 5:55 AM GMT
    I never had a really bad first date. I have been stood up a few times, and had my shreds of "meh" dates, but no remarkable disasters like the ones do above. I'm not sure I missed out on anything, though.
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    Aug 02, 2013 9:47 AM GMT

    I've only been on 3 dates in my life. Wonder if the number means something right now... lol

    The first one the guy was nice. After we were finished eating and left the restaurant he texted me saying "So, would you like to go out with me now?" I'm like I don't even know you... I'm like no, lol (didn't text him the lol part though). I think I hurt his feelings because when he asked me out on another date the second time he stood me up.

    So date 3 was recent. It was a Starbucks date since it was during the day. To top it off I don't even like going to Starbucks, but I said just go with it to myself. After talking for an hour and laughing we went bye decided to leave. I felt a sense of awkwardness when he was saying bye to me like he just wanted to get away from me. Hours later he hasn't talked to me and I'm just wondering why he hasn't. Of course being a nerd I find his Twitter... and was talking shit about me. I was thinking to myself I didn't even do anything? So yeahhhh he was just a d-bag.

    You can say I live in a small area of losers...
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    Aug 02, 2013 2:39 PM GMT
    i just really hate when people can only talk about themselves...Had this guys once who did that, exhausting...we walk out...i say goodbye...and he says 'gee, i've been talking quite a lot eh?'....you don't say...
  • madsexy

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    Aug 02, 2013 2:41 PM GMT
    eb925guy saidI think I've told this here before but here it goes:

    Met a guy I had chatted with online. Seemed nice enough online but when we met on the street corner in SF I immediately knew this was a no go but being considerate I figured, hey, it's conversation and a beer...no biggie.

    So we walked to a little pub in North Beach, I bought us both a beer and we chatted about many things. One topic was religion and we had some differing opinions about Christians, but were civil about it.

    We ordered a second beer and about half way through it I went to the restroom. I came back and he was gone, beer was gone....table was clean. I looked all over for him. Waitress said she thought he left. I text him and his response was...."I hate Christians!". I replied that leaving like that was not only rude and inconsiderate but also very childish...and ended it with 'God Bless you!', then I went and had a burrito.

    Only time I was stood up while in the bathroom! Oh well, he wasn't someone I'd invest another date in anyway.

    I'm an accountant, not a Freudian psychologist, but about that burrito . . . icon_lol.gif
  • madsexy

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    Aug 02, 2013 2:44 PM GMT
    My worst first date was a guy who wanted to go out instead of fuck.
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    Aug 02, 2013 2:51 PM GMT
    runnersjock saidWorst first date of my life here goes...

    1) Went to his apartment and he had giant pictures of himself set up in the entrance way.

    2) Get to dinner at PF Changs and he cant find anything on the menu that he likes so had to make a special order.

    3) Thinks the businessmen next to us are looking at him because of his good looks (he wasn't that good looking) so he proceeds to start giving them looks back and starts staring at them.

    4) Sees a small lake/pond and asks me which of the great lakes was he seeing. Thinking he was joking I told him Lake Ontario and there was Canada (the freeway across it). He believed me. I live in Columbus, Ohio folks.

    No, there wasn't a second date.


    Would I know this person...? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 02, 2013 2:51 PM GMT
    madsexy said
    eb925guy saidthen I went and had a burrito.

    I'm an accountant, not a Freudian psychologist, but about that burrito . . . icon_lol.gif

    If I recall it was chicken, black beans, rice and mild salsa tightly wrapped in a spinach tortilla with a hand full of chips on the side. icon_rolleyes.gif
    I could treat you to the same if you ever come to visit icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 03, 2013 1:44 PM GMT
    runnersjock said
    4) Sees a small lake/pond and asks me which of the great lakes was he seeing. Thinking he was joking I told him Lake Ontario and there was Canada (the freeway across it). He believed me. I live in Columbus, Ohio folks.

    No, there wasn't a second date.




    ahahahahahhahahahah... good stuff
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    Aug 03, 2013 4:04 PM GMT
    madsexy saidMy worst first date was a guy who wanted to go out instead of fuck.
    LMAO, you are so bad!
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    Aug 03, 2013 5:01 PM GMT
    madsexy saidMy worst first date was a guy who wanted to go out instead of fuck.

    Agreed. What's with this "dating" shit? Let's just fuck like bunnies. If it was good then we can exchange phone numbers.
  • madsexy

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    Aug 03, 2013 8:31 PM GMT
    eb925guy said
    madsexy saidMy worst first date was a guy who wanted to go out instead of fuck.
    LMAO, you are so bad!

    That's bad? Most men think it's GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! icon_twisted.gif
  • madsexy

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    Aug 03, 2013 8:33 PM GMT
    eb925guy said
    madsexy said
    eb925guy saidthen I went and had a burrito.

    I'm an accountant, not a Freudian psychologist, but about that burrito . . . icon_lol.gif

    If I recall it was chicken, black beans, rice and mild salsa tightly wrapped in a spinach tortilla with a hand full of chips on the side. icon_rolleyes.gif
    I could treat you to the same if you ever come to visit icon_lol.gif

    As I suspected: thick, spicy and MEATy!!! icon_razz.gif
  • madsexy

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    Aug 03, 2013 8:33 PM GMT
    Lumpynose said
    madsexy saidMy worst first date was a guy who wanted to go out instead of fuck.

    Agreed. What's with this "dating" shit? Let's just fuck like bunnies. If it was good then we can exchange phone numbers.

    Amen, brother!
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    Aug 03, 2013 8:53 PM GMT
    Guy showed up COMPLETELY shitfaced, revealed he'd been doing shots all day, basically since 9am, then proceeded to repeat the same 5 or six statements/questions/conversations for two hours. It was everything i could do to get away without being rude
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    Aug 03, 2013 8:57 PM GMT
    The one when I left after realising the nervous middle aged man on the next table had been using someone else's pics to contact me on Grindr.
  • Avgguy89

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    Aug 03, 2013 9:04 PM GMT
    Tried spending a Saturday a few weeks ago with a this cute kid. We decided maybe going to the pool would have been fun since it is summer and it was 1000 degrees outside. He literally snap-chatted the whole day so instead of focusing on a single conversation, he just made duck faces into his phone for hours. I may as well have went to the pool by myself.
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    Aug 03, 2013 9:10 PM GMT
    Avgguy89 saidTried spending a Saturday a few weeks ago with a this cute kid. We decided maybe going to the pool would have been fun since it is summer and it was 1000 degrees outside. He literally snap-chatted the whole day so instead of focusing on a single conversation, he just made duck faces into his phone for hours. I may as well have went to the pool by myself.



    Red flag right there. I would have just gotten up and left without saying a word to him.
  • Avgguy89

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    Aug 03, 2013 9:16 PM GMT
    We took my car to the pool and he left his at my house. The red flag definitely went up as soon as we were on the way there and I was just listening to music and trying to talk with him and every 5 seconds he'd be trying to take the perfect picture and there would be a long pause followed by "Wait, what did you say?" as he eagerly tried to appear interested.

    never again haha.