On their wedding night, the young groom
Approached his new "working" husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
In his highly aroused state,
His husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for his "house husband" to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
He needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, the house husband was
Surprised to find his husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his house husband handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then he showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

The house husband explained that for more than
Three decades he had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of the house husband's savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, the "working" husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

That's when the house husband shot him dead 6 times.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut.

House husbands are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!