He has the muscles.....

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    Aug 05, 2013 5:39 PM GMT
    ..But he was unable to do this....





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    Aug 05, 2013 5:42 PM GMT
    It was due to the blisters on the palms of his hands from working out.
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    Aug 05, 2013 6:50 PM GMT
    If it were a bottle of Muscle Milk no problem-o.
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    Aug 05, 2013 6:57 PM GMT
    Maybe his hands still had lube on from jerking off icon_smile.gif .....
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    Aug 05, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    Haha. that's amazing. See kids, goes to show you steroids don't make you stronger.
  • HottJoe

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    Aug 05, 2013 7:09 PM GMT
    That's embarrassing!
  • TannerMasseur

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    Aug 05, 2013 7:11 PM GMT
    Maybe his hands still had lube on from jerking off icon_smile.gif .....

    Or maybe they were playing a gag on him & Krazy glued the water bottle cap tight icon_smile.gif .....
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    Aug 05, 2013 7:13 PM GMT
    Carpal Tunnel? Arthritis?
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    Aug 05, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
    The dark side of all our modern media gadgetry: its secondary usage is all about humiliating complete strangers from a safe distance.

    Every so often, I have to use something sharp to cut away at a bottle's safety apparatus, particularly if it's metal and just won't give. I'll also use a butter knife to tap at a stubborn jar lid.

    Clearly, I'm a failure as a man.

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    Aug 05, 2013 8:30 PM GMT
    Jeez, Louise...that's what NAVELS are for!!! icon_idea.gif
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    Aug 05, 2013 8:30 PM GMT
    looks like they're outside. Maybe his hands are sweaty/greasy combined with the condensation on the bottle? After a lifetime of having people judge me I do my best not to judge others. Unless its the whorey-looking chick that hangs out at the end of the bar. Lonely I can work with, but not whorey...
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    Aug 05, 2013 8:33 PM GMT
    Oh please, it happens to everyone. Plastic bottles, pickle jars etc.
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    Aug 05, 2013 8:35 PM GMT
    dude who cares if he can't open that bottle. that's a stud right there
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    Aug 05, 2013 8:35 PM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 saidlooks like they're outside. Maybe his hands are sweaty/greasy combined with the condensation on the bottle? After a lifetime of having people judge me I do my best not to judge others. Unless its the whorey-looking chick that hangs out at the end of the bar. Lonely I can work with, but not whorey...


    This.

    It's too easy to make fun of others.
    Still, I did chuckleicon_redface.gif
  • JuneauMike

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    Aug 05, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
    Like trying to open a Pez dispenser with a jack hammer. Tools are too large for the job! icon_lol.gif
  • fmrhugger

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    Aug 05, 2013 9:00 PM GMT
    I crazy glued it shut
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    Aug 05, 2013 9:07 PM GMT
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    Aug 05, 2013 9:24 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    antelope said
    RoadsterRacer87 saidlooks like they're outside. Maybe his hands are sweaty/greasy combined with the condensation on the bottle? After a lifetime of having people judge me I do my best not to judge others. Unless its the whorey-looking chick that hangs out at the end of the bar. Lonely I can work with, but not whorey...


    This.

    It's too easy to make fun of others.
    Still, I did chuckleicon_redface.gif


    Hey let's not knock down the whores up in this house, m'kay?

    +1
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    Aug 05, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
    There must have been a reason those nice muscles weren't working.
    Maybe the bottle was wet.
    (Just trying to figure it out.)
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    Aug 05, 2013 10:05 PM GMT
    maybe his forearms were exhausted
    it happens when you workout a muscle to failure, you struggle with the simplest things, like walking down the stairs after leg day
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    Aug 05, 2013 10:15 PM GMT
    Suntan lotion. Also, the guy who made and posted this video to Youtube is beneath contempt.
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    Aug 05, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    his overall energy is not focused properly
  • mcjames

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    Aug 05, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
    Elusium saidThe dark side of all our modern media gadgetry: its secondary usage is all about humiliating complete strangers from a safe distance.

    Every so often, I have to use something sharp to cut away at a bottle's safety apparatus, particularly if it's metal and just won't give. I'll also use a butter knife to tap at a stubborn jar lid.

    Clearly, I'm a failure as a man.



    THIS! I saw this vid on Inside Edition this evening. Do they clearly not have anything better to talk about? Ridiculous. So what if he couldn't open a water bottle; it happens to everyone.
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    Aug 06, 2013 12:01 AM GMT
    Maybe it has nothing to do with his strength. Sometimes those plastic caps are defective and they cannot be opened.
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    Aug 06, 2013 12:43 AM GMT
    mmmmm i dont work out to be strong either, just to look it!