Jumpman Josh: The modern day Sherlock Holmes.

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    Aug 09, 2013 3:48 PM GMT
    So I decide to wake up one more and go to work. You know, because these bills aren't going to pay themselves and if I'm going to be a sugar daddy some day I better get started early.

    Anyway, it's 7am, I'm getting ready to hop in my car when I notice something funny. There's shades of pink, blue, green, and yellow all over it. With further inspection, I see it's writing. What kind of writing you may ask? Hmm... let's see.
    "Josh loves dick."
    "Faggot"
    "Fuck you.'
    "*Random smiley face*"

    So anyway, I'm pretty mad, but think I have a clear idea who did it. You know, I don't think it was a hate crime, but if you're going to insult me at least put something like "Josh likes vagina" on my car. icon_razz.gif

    So my house is actually right next door to a gas station. A gas station that has part of a camera looking at my driveway. Hmm... wonder if I could get the film from them after work. But first, let's do some facebook shenanigans.

    I get on facebook, post a status that says "I know what you did to my car" and tagged the person in it. The twist is, I blocked everyone on my friends list from seeing it, except the person who I tagged. It was a sure way of getting him to fess up.

    Sure enough, lunch comes around and the guy fessed up to being part of it, but not in charge of the whole operation. He was also 16, so nothing I really wanted to get too involved with. Doesn't mean I couldn't find out where his mom works and contact her: so I did, and scared the shit out of his mom.
    "Look Mrs. Yoursonisadouche's. I don't want to press charges, but I have your son and friends on film vandalizing my car. I think something has to be done..."

    Make a long story short, they ended up coming over and cleaning my car, but the damage is still done. I can't get certain parts of that window pain off the rubber parts of my car, and on my tires are poorly drawn penis's I have to drive around town with. Oh well, I'm getting new tires soon anyway.

    So now... I found out the 3 other vandals who were part of the crime, but it's too late to press charges. I also found out where they work. I'm not going to escalate it I just think it's funny that these scrawny fuckers that work at Wendy's had the balls to vandalize my car while everyone was asleep in the house. And they're over 18... so yeah...

    Rant over. Fin
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    Aug 09, 2013 4:19 PM GMT
    I'm so very sorry for what you went through. No one deserves that disrespect. But I'm glad you found out who they were. Although you should have told the parents of the other 3. But I'm happy you are good. Thank goodness you do live next to a gas station with a camera. Your own security system.
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    Aug 09, 2013 4:26 PM GMT
    Shitheads. Make them keep scrubbing your car and tires. They gotta learn. How would they feel if you did this to them??
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    Aug 10, 2013 1:12 AM GMT
    Damn Josh
    becoming quite the Hero
    Just when I couldn't admire you more.

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    Aug 10, 2013 1:19 AM GMT
    To bring a smile to your face, this almost seems like a conversation was happening LOL

    JumpMan_Josh said
    "Josh loves dick."
    "Faggot"
    "Fuck you.'
    "*Random smiley face*"



    In any case good on you!

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    Aug 10, 2013 9:45 AM GMT
    Awesome and horrible at the same time. More awesome.
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    Aug 10, 2013 9:49 AM GMT
    I LUV how you Started Your Thread... Drew me in from the Very beginning.. Smart Boy. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 10, 2013 9:56 AM GMT
    Josh, you are awesome. I want to be first in line when you decide to be a sugar daddy... Lol...