bathhouse first time

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    Aug 11, 2013 3:09 PM GMT
    Hey guys

    im really curious about visiting an all gay bathhouse/spa

    Are they any good ? any advise for first time?
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    Aug 11, 2013 3:25 PM GMT
    Good? It can be like having sex in a petri dish.

    Advice for the first time? Be prepared to be offered unprotected sex, and drugs. Don't expect the staff to be all "sugar and smiles" like in a hotel or spa. Tip the hags well if/when you ask for a dry towel. If you don't smell bleach in the steam room, think twice before going in. Take a portable blacklight lantern with you and use it to "look around" your "changing room". If you see anything white glowing, that is uncleaned semen from previous "visitors". Don't be surprised if you find shit in the showers. Make sure and turn the light on and inspect the carcass of your potential sex partner BEFORE you "stick it in". Otherwise, you may never see the open sores and lesions before it's too late. Don't expect intimacy. Don't expect to find new friends or lovers there because they are probably on the DL, bi, just looking for sex, just looking for drugs, or have some other kinds of issues which you probably don't want to have in your life.

    Other than that, have a great time!
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    Aug 11, 2013 3:52 PM GMT
    ^ This! LOL!!!

    Good luck finding one for starters, though, unless they still exist Down Under.
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    Aug 12, 2013 4:41 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidGood? It can be like having sex in a petri dish.

    Advice for the first time? Be prepared to be offered unprotected sex, and drugs. Don't expect the staff to be all "sugar and smiles" like in a hotel or spa. Tip the hags well if/when you ask for a dry towel. If you don't smell bleach in the steam room, think twice before going in. Take a portable blacklight lantern with you and use it to "look around" your "changing room". If you see anything white glowing, that is uncleaned semen from previous "visitors". Don't be surprised if you find shit in the showers. Make sure and turn the light on and inspect the carcass of your potential sex partner BEFORE you "stick it in". Otherwise, you may never see the open sores and lesions before it's too late. Don't expect intimacy. Don't expect to find new friends or lovers there because they are probably on the DL, bi, just looking for sex, just looking for drugs, or have some other kinds of issues which you probably don't want to have in your life.

    Other than that, have a great time!


    OMG! icon_confused.gif that sounds pretty scary! It seem like a description of Hell icon_confused.gif, I don't think I would ever want to go in there alone make it out there alive. If ever only with someone I know experienced. I think I would rather stick to locker rooms or the park, playground, Galleries or even libraries any day. icon_confused.gificon_lol.gif..icon_neutral.gif

    Thanks GAMRican.
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    Aug 12, 2013 4:47 AM GMT
    Depends on the place. Some are very classy & clean, others are disease-infested cesspools. I have no idea what the OP will find where he is.

    He needs to have the smarts, and the balls, to walk out of any place that isn't up to safe standards. If he doesn't think he has that skill set yet at 19, then he needs to put bathhouse visits on the back burner for a while.
  • highforthis

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    Aug 12, 2013 5:52 AM GMT
    Why would a hot 19 year old with a chiseled body need to go to a bathhouse??
  • Limoncello

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    Aug 12, 2013 6:04 AM GMT
    It really depends on the place. And on the people.

    I have been to one where the overall atmosphere was creepy (it would fit Gamrican's description quite well icon_biggrin.gif ) and I walked out minutes after I got in.

    Another one was very clean and I met a very nice guy there, we went to dinner on the following day and as he's tourist I showed him the city.

    I have been to one with an outdoor pool and garden. Another one had over-the-top gym equipment. I also know one where tenants serve complimentary cakes and tea/coffee in the afternoon icon_biggrin.gif

    So you never know what you are going to get.


    You might want to read customer reviews of the places you are considering visiting. You might also want to check who is getting in and out of there before buying your ticket ^^.

    My last advice would be that you should not go there and expect to have sex. You should choose one with nice amenities, go there to relax, then you COULD meet a cute guy IF you are lucky. Don't fuck to redeem the price of your ticket icon_confused.gif !
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    Aug 12, 2013 6:10 AM GMT
    You should go for the spa with a good atmosphere and safe conditions, from the description given above, a bathhouse sounds like a scary place to go into.
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    Aug 12, 2013 6:43 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidGood? It can be like having sex in a petri dish.

    Advice for the first time? Be prepared to be offered unprotected sex, and drugs. Don't expect the staff to be all "sugar and smiles" like in a hotel or spa. Tip the hags well if/when you ask for a dry towel. If you don't smell bleach in the steam room, think twice before going in. Take a portable blacklight lantern with you and use it to "look around" your "changing room". If you see anything white glowing, that is uncleaned semen from previous "visitors". Don't be surprised if you find shit in the showers. Make sure and turn the light on and inspect the carcass of your potential sex partner BEFORE you "stick it in". Otherwise, you may never see the open sores and lesions before it's too late. Don't expect intimacy. Don't expect to find new friends or lovers there because they are probably on the DL, bi, just looking for sex, just looking for drugs, or have some other kinds of issues which you probably don't want to have in your life.

    Other than that, have a great time!


    Ohhhhh dat Scary...

    You Sir... Just RUINED my Fantasy... Hmf! >=/
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    Aug 14, 2013 1:08 AM GMT
    Bath houses? I don't think we have any here in NYC!