Aug 12, 2013 5:54 AM GMT
I can't go to bars since I'm not age appropriate yet. How do you fibd a guy to have a relationship with if you're not out yet?
The_Tango saidI'm licensed in finding and bringing closet homosexuals and my rates are relatively cheap. Just give me a descriptions of your desired partner but I heard gingers boyfriends are really popular right. My key weapons are my gaydar which is real in a literally sense seeks them and I bring them in by seductive them in a harmless way Though they deny their sexuality, they partake in gay culture and will listen to lady gaga and generally hang out in gay stores and this is usually their hot spots. Once I come barging in equipped with my cowboy uniform, their eyes look at me and I see fear. They make a run for it like a prey fleeing from a predator would and I chase after them. My gaydar goes after them like a heat-seeking missile and latches onto their back and freezes them. "That was simple." I say. I would bring them back to you but you'll have to pay me. I can do all of this or you can simply come out of the closet yourself and make it easier on everyone.
mybud saidSo what's stoppin ya...You can be out in the gay community for now and then come out to your family later.
AMoonHawk saidFate and luck