I'm bouts to tell all you gay dads how to raise your chillin

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    Aug 23, 2013 12:50 AM GMT
    After you take the cream pie from your boyfriends booty and have the kid and all, Of course. I have a younger bro and sis and they're probably gonna have kids so I'll have a neice or nephew to help bring up and thats enough for me right now.

    Anyways, make sure you put in bed time stories frequently on your schedule because it helps kids brains develop and learn languages easier as they grow.
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    Aug 23, 2013 1:37 AM GMT
    Ummmmmmm Alrighty then.
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    Aug 23, 2013 1:45 AM GMT
    Son..?? What's really going on..???
    You can tell me.. Whatever it is.. It will be just between us.. I Promise icon_neutral.gif

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    Everybody else ..
  • mybud

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    Aug 23, 2013 2:12 PM GMT
    Nobody read to you as a child huh.....
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 23, 2013 2:28 PM GMT
    Some passages from Handjobs magazine?
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    Aug 23, 2013 3:47 PM GMT
    Bedtime stories are great but you have NO idea how to raise 'chillin'.

    Go have some chillin of your own and then get back to us in 20 years, by then you'll know a thing or two!
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    Aug 23, 2013 4:16 PM GMT
    oh no, please do not tell him to go and have kids.. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Destinharbor

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    Aug 23, 2013 4:40 PM GMT
    hairyandym saidoh no, please do not tell him to go and have kids.. icon_rolleyes.gif

    In fact keep him away from all children! No closer that 200 yards, please!
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    Aug 23, 2013 4:46 PM GMT
    What?
    So, now belt across the back for not getting the vacuum out fast enough?