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Your secret service name would be???
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 17, 2008 5:00 AM GMT
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This should be a lighter topic.
looknrnd Posts: 780
Nov 17, 2008 6:16 AM GMT
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Spread Eagle
Librarian Posts: 194
Nov 17, 2008 6:21 AM GMT
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Molly Buttercake
SinNombre Posts: 396
Nov 17, 2008 6:22 AM GMT
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Steel Cakes


Lmao that is soooooo gay.
SeanTRNJ Posts: 24
Nov 17, 2008 6:38 AM GMT
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Galadriel... because I'm secretly servicing an elven queen
PRDGUY Posts: 325
Nov 17, 2008 6:45 AM GMT
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HORNY ROCK HARD THROBBER,

or

LEAKER


Great thread!
Pinny Posts: 455
Nov 17, 2008 6:48 AM GMT
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Phil McKrakin
Pinny Posts: 455
Nov 17, 2008 6:48 AM GMT
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MikemikeMike saidThis should be a lighter topic.

OOO gratz on 1000 posts with this thread!
Maverick75 Posts: 586
Nov 17, 2008 11:15 AM GMT
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Latter-Day Taint
epleadbe Posts: 87
Nov 17, 2008 12:41 PM GMT
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Liffty FitzMonster
ChicGymGeek Posts: 760
Nov 17, 2008 1:48 PM GMT
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Phil R. Upper
SAHEM62896 Posts: 1376
Nov 17, 2008 1:53 PM GMT
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Agent 62896
Freakyninjamo... Posts: 745
Nov 17, 2008 7:11 PM GMT
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Agent Omega
TheIStrat Posts: 431
Nov 17, 2008 7:21 PM GMT
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Milousho (pronounced MEE-lao-Shoo)

It means Mickey Mouse in Chinese. I got called that in China. Apparently they think I look like Mickey Mouse
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 17, 2008 7:21 PM GMT
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Rugburn
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1536
Nov 17, 2008 7:35 PM GMT
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TheIStrat saidMilousho (pronounced MEE-lao-Shoo)

It means Mickey Mouse in Chinese. I got called that in China. Apparently they think I look like Mickey Mouse


I toooooooootally see it. It's not a bad thing either.

Agent Zukalot Adeck
Koaa2 Posts: 630
Nov 17, 2008 7:37 PM GMT
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Big Balls
HRGUY Posts: 121
Nov 17, 2008 7:39 PM GMT
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Smooth Cheeks
bgcat57 Posts: 1136
Nov 17, 2008 7:50 PM GMT
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Wild Rabbit
Musclebucket Posts: 157
Nov 17, 2008 7:54 PM GMT
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THONG, LORD OF THE APOCALYPSE
RyanReBoRn Posts: 721
Nov 17, 2008 7:56 PM GMT
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Agent ReBoRn
dharnan Posts: 62
Nov 17, 2008 8:15 PM GMT
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Corky McKnackerson
gayblaketx Posts: 122
Nov 17, 2008 8:56 PM GMT
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cocks-a-floppin
hobronto Posts: 355
Nov 17, 2008 9:02 PM GMT
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Dagmar Bellinghausen
flex89 Posts: 448
Nov 17, 2008 9:38 PM GMT
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
sfinboston Posts: 299
Nov 17, 2008 9:46 PM GMT
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Rookie Sinner
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 17, 2008 9:47 PM GMT
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Rookie?


sfinboston saidRookie Sinner
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 17, 2008 9:57 PM GMT
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Buttplug

- crackle crackle.........er buttplug has left the Oval and is moving to the limousine, clear Pennsylvania avenue and call the hookers....roger that and we have the lube tasters in route to Air Force One.....
Sedative Posts: 6092
Nov 17, 2008 10:05 PM GMT
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Mata Hari
turtlesarecoo... Posts: 243
Nov 17, 2008 10:30 PM GMT
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Schlomo Glickstein.

What, you were expecting something sexual? Hehe.
Kozmeka Posts: 543
Nov 17, 2008 10:39 PM GMT
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AH HA!! Made you look

If I tell you then its not a a secret
crownroyal117 Posts: 122
Nov 17, 2008 10:55 PM GMT
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How have none of you taken....


Deep Throat


Mwahaha its all mine
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 17, 2008 10:56 PM GMT
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Highball - wait that was President Bush
luvs2travel Posts: 88
Nov 17, 2008 10:57 PM GMT
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Zsa-Zsa
slickguystyle Posts: 79
Nov 17, 2008 11:01 PM GMT
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Agent DP, of course...

and just in case that one's taken,

Cake Finger
auryn Posts: 1670
Nov 17, 2008 11:02 PM GMT
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ursamajor saidHighball - wait that was President Bush


No, his is Cornball.
JohnG16775 Posts: 77
Nov 17, 2008 11:10 PM GMT
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Mine would be O69
MikeOnMain Posts: 544
Nov 17, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
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Garbo as Mata Hari for Sedative:
GigoloAssassi... Posts: 275
Nov 18, 2008 12:06 AM GMT
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I think GIGOLO ASSASSIN suits just fine, thank you very much.
SeaMan Posts: 5
Nov 18, 2008 1:26 AM GMT
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Knob Jockey
Slowdive Posts: 182
Nov 18, 2008 1:40 AM GMT
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Sebastian St. Croix
DanBasil Posts: 86
Nov 18, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
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Agent Double Penetration Seven

DP7 baby yeah
DCEric Posts: 518
Nov 18, 2008 2:05 AM GMT
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Homer Sexual (can't believe I am first with that)
onejock Posts: 141
Nov 18, 2008 2:06 AM GMT
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um, you don't get to choose your secret service name.
styrgan Posts: 540
Nov 18, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
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Auryn said
ursamajor saidHighball - wait that was President Bush


No, his is Cornball.



I like the Obama's the most of any I've ever heard in history... Renegade and Renaissance. Those are hot call names.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2008/11/a-code-by-any-o.html



And the Service chooses it for you... whether youre an agent or a protected individual.

And youre pretty close, Auryn. Bush's is Tumbler.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-obama_code_names_bdnov09,0,7865884.story?page=1

Mine would undoubtedly be Troublemaker.
26mileman Posts: 708
Nov 18, 2008 5:17 AM GMT
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Virgina's Creeper

I'm a gardener
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 18, 2008 8:49 PM GMT
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Wow some really great ones- I will reveal mine soon!!??!!!
Ghen Posts: 510
Nov 18, 2008 8:52 PM GMT
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flex89 saidAnastasia Beaverhausen


You stole my name!

I've got to find a new one now! *grumble grumble*
StripperRocco Posts: 2078
Nov 18, 2008 8:54 PM GMT
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Syd Bristow
<0>
jaydub Posts: 607
Nov 18, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
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Um... how about "robert the bruce" or "scotsman"
LyteFyre Posts: 296
Nov 18, 2008 9:11 PM GMT
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Mine would be Leon Kinkade
SpartanJock Posts: 156
Nov 18, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
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Spartan Jock...of course!! muahahahah
metropolitan Posts: 574
Nov 18, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
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Ghen said
flex89 saidAnastasia Beaverhausen


You stole my name!

I've got to find a new one now! *grumble grumble*


You two stole it from me...

I guess I'll have to be Gussy Pussy (My name is gustavo) as a friend calls me
dancerjack Posts: 1300
Nov 18, 2008 10:42 PM GMT
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private dancer
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 18, 2008 11:06 PM GMT
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Yours would have to be Indian,

Hung Like Oak

or

Dances with Tree

dancerjack saidprivate dancer
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 18, 2008 11:08 PM GMT
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By the way, I think it is always one word, never two or more.

Clinton was Eagle
Bush is Tumbler
Obama is Renegade

Terry is Crisco
jprichva Posts: 226
Nov 18, 2008 11:21 PM GMT
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Shecky.
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 18, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
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no one took Ramrod?? My second choice.
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 18, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
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looknrnd saidSpread Eagle



good one!
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 18, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
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slickguystyle saidAgent DP, of course...

and just in case that one's taken,

Cake Finger


2 more good ones!!
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 18, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
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onejock saidum, you don't get to choose your secret service name.


On real jock you do!!!
eb925guy Posts: 991
Nov 18, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
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Mine would be Brewer (yep, beer brewer here)
ursamajor Posts: 1896
Nov 18, 2008 11:32 PM GMT
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You cannot be Shecky - sorry

How bout Shuffleboard


jprichva saidShecky.
d_cianz Posts: 45
Nov 19, 2008 12:09 AM GMT
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Lancer
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 19, 2008 5:10 AM GMT
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d_cianz saidLancer


why Lancer?? It's not like Prancer and Vixen were taken-but wait someone took dancer didn't they!!
triniboy Posts: 87
Nov 19, 2008 5:31 AM GMT
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John Swallows
blinktwice4y Posts: 338
Nov 19, 2008 5:57 AM GMT
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Agent Michael Scarn.

*please let there be some office fans out there.
auryn Posts: 1670
Nov 19, 2008 11:37 PM GMT
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(I can't believe this one isn't on here.)

Ben Dover
mickeytopogig... Posts: 1069
Nov 19, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
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Turtle.
Hidden/Deleted Member
Nov 19, 2008 11:58 PM GMT
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Master Bates or frozen wanker
SurrealLife Posts: 4931
Nov 20, 2008 12:07 AM GMT
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Agent Queer.
CarlosGringo Posts: 560
Nov 20, 2008 12:10 AM GMT
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That's easy-- Kitty
drakutis Posts: 423
Nov 20, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
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Betty Bouncy Bunns!!!
TomiR1 Posts: 97
Nov 26, 2008 12:14 PM GMT
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PRDGUY saidHORNY ROCK HARD THROBBER,

or

LEAKER


Great thread!


Hmmmm....then I could be "The Plumber"
bakejenson Posts: 745
Nov 26, 2008 1:09 PM GMT
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Divine Brown
cjcscuba1984 Posts: 421
Nov 26, 2008 1:20 PM GMT
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George Dubya Shaved-Bush
HndsmKansan Posts: 3272
Nov 26, 2008 1:24 PM GMT
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"Polo Guy"
vbsuperman Posts: 26
Nov 28, 2008 12:55 PM GMT
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can i be Ben Dover?
kRakaJak Posts: 163
Nov 28, 2008 1:25 PM GMT
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SHAKESBEER!
meninlove Posts: 1830
Nov 28, 2008 3:19 PM GMT
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Hearttrigger2

or if both of us separate

Ben Doon and Phil McKracken
zeebyaboi Posts: 609
Nov 28, 2008 10:32 PM GMT
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don Diego, A.K.A. El Zorro. Or maybe Starfleet.
J_C_ Posts: 18
Nov 29, 2008 4:58 AM GMT
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Would you kindly.
lilTanker Posts: 2017
Nov 29, 2008 5:51 AM GMT
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I already have it

Tank

or

qc ;)
SouthernGuy Posts: 241
Nov 29, 2008 6:25 AM GMT
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Scooby
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 30, 2008 6:50 AM GMT
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a freind of mine read this he wants to be the "wrath of dong".

still need more before I tell mine!! Alot of good ones so far.
TheGuyNextDoo... Posts: 606
Nov 30, 2008 6:53 AM GMT
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Agent 009....
Right Scooby?
musclelover52... Posts: 34
Nov 30, 2008 6:56 AM GMT
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Thundercock
gymhead_anony... Posts: 56
Nov 30, 2008 6:57 AM GMT
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Shafty McPeterson
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Nov 30, 2008 6:57 AM GMT
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gymhead_anonymous saidShafty McPeterson


HAHAHAHA
Quarko Posts: 12
Dec 25, 2008 4:31 AM GMT
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Mac steamy!
drakutis Posts: 423
Dec 25, 2008 4:45 AM GMT
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Flubba,bubba,bubba,bubba,bubba,wubba,wubba.
Greygull Posts: 370
Dec 25, 2008 7:03 AM GMT
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Teabag
SeanTRNJ Posts: 24
Dec 25, 2008 7:33 AM GMT
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Seymour Cox.... <------ actually the name of a Drag Queen I work with
agentorange Posts: 14
Dec 25, 2008 7:43 AM GMT
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agent orange...seriously what else could it possibly be
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Dec 25, 2008 8:21 AM GMT
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The whore of Babylon
bakejenson Posts: 745
Dec 25, 2008 9:34 AM GMT
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Double Time
jakebenson Posts: 1129
Dec 25, 2008 9:51 AM GMT
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Double 'O' Sex in the Butthole
Freddo Posts: 59
Dec 25, 2008 9:56 AM GMT
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Flash
Elderthlas Posts: 149
Dec 25, 2008 10:17 AM GMT
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Sun striker
Mighty_Q Posts: 207
Dec 25, 2008 10:36 AM GMT
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Kneepad
tasty_oblivio... Posts: 123
Dec 25, 2008 11:17 AM GMT
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shugo
jc_online Posts: 325
Dec 25, 2008 11:47 AM GMT
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Patrick Fitzgerald. And my partner in crime fighting would be Gerald Fitzpatrick.
RekindleTheFl... Posts: 109
Dec 25, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
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The name's Jazz -- Hugh Jazz.
Buckwheet Posts: 171
Dec 25, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
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CIA: Baker
KGB: Agent Gray Squirrel
Mikeylikesit Posts: 167
Dec 25, 2008 6:47 PM GMT
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Slocum.....
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 2483
Dec 25, 2008 6:59 PM GMT
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AmbaPECstrius
samerphx Posts: 2081
Dec 25, 2008 7:05 PM GMT
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Lovin' Muffin
Timberoo Posts: 3127
Dec 25, 2008 7:08 PM GMT
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fingercuffs
LBWNS Posts: 60
Dec 28, 2008 12:22 AM GMT
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hm... you can call me...

Expired Asian Sausage
agri_sci Posts: 27
Dec 28, 2008 12:31 AM GMT
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Boží Террор

Brownie points for those who can translate!
mplsmike Posts: 117
Dec 28, 2008 2:30 AM GMT
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flex89 saidAnastasia Beaverhausen


Nice name from "Will & Grace"!
mplsmike Posts: 117
Dec 28, 2008 2:31 AM GMT
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I'd be Big Member Bend Over
MikemikeMike Posts: 1146
Jan 05, 2009 10:00 AM GMT
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ok so here is one of mine 007.5
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