spgem saidThe one I just opened says, "Our duty, as men & women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist... in bed."
As 4Will notes, adding "...in bed" to most fortune cookies will produce funny results.
Actual fortunes I found online -
Live like you are on the bottom, even if you are on the top - in bed.
Demonstrate refinement in everything you do - in bed.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you - in bed.
You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability - in bed.
Difficulty at the beginning usually means ease at the end - in bed.
All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off - in bed.
It's about time you asked that special someone on a date - in bed.
A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't - in bed.
I wonder if the writers of cookie fortunes intentionally plan for them to work with "in bed"?