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  • TannerMasseur

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    Aug 24, 2013 3:02 PM GMT
    The one I just opened says, "Our duty, as men & women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist."

    What wise maxim or proverb does ur fortune cookie slip say?! Be creative icon_smile.gif .....

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    Aug 24, 2013 3:06 PM GMT
    Help, I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory
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    Aug 24, 2013 4:37 PM GMT
    I was traumatized the time I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. Thought for sure I was gonna die. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 24, 2013 4:52 PM GMT
    They should make anti-fortune cookies icon_smile.gif .....
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    Aug 24, 2013 5:25 PM GMT
    Mine said...
    YOU ARE A HAVE-NOT FOR THE WEEK
    and now all I can eat are fortune cookies and wusabai.
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    Aug 24, 2013 7:03 PM GMT
    Mine said:

    "Oriental woman pussy go sideways"


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    Aug 24, 2013 7:17 PM GMT
    Blakes7 saidMine said:
    "Oriental woman pussy go sideways"
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    Tsk. That's politically incorrect. That should be "Asian woman pussy go sideways."
    (With apologies to the Asian women here. )
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    Aug 24, 2013 7:22 PM GMT
    Well, I thought it was funny...


    Ever see "Hannibal Rising", the scene where young Hannibal is with his Japanese aunt in a French outdoor market, and she is harassed by the butcher? I thought it was hysterical!!
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    Aug 24, 2013 7:36 PM GMT
    in bed.
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    Aug 24, 2013 7:39 PM GMT


    I need to let go of this site.
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    Aug 24, 2013 7:40 PM GMT
    "An addlepated cretin and his specie divaricate with startling prematurity."

    How did that addlepated cretin get his specie in the first place? icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 24, 2013 7:44 PM GMT
    I had one that read "Your first love and your last love is self love."

    ...which is accuate even if you add the obligatory "in bed".
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    Aug 24, 2013 9:25 PM GMT
    Har19 said
    I need to let go of this site.

    And *this* is the thread that pushed you over the edge?
    (I'm asking seriously.)
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    Aug 25, 2013 2:31 AM GMT
    "Where you are now will lead you to happiness in the future". I thought it was a pretty good one.
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:12 AM GMT
    My fortune says "Pay your bill, bitch and get out!"
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:15 AM GMT
    "That wasn't chicken"
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:24 AM GMT
    spgem saidThe one I just opened says, "Our duty, as men & women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist... in bed."

    As 4Will notes, adding "...in bed" to most fortune cookies will produce funny results.

    Actual fortunes I found online -

    Live like you are on the bottom, even if you are on the top - in bed.
    Demonstrate refinement in everything you do - in bed.
    Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you - in bed.
    You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability - in bed.
    Difficulty at the beginning usually means ease at the end - in bed.
    All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off - in bed.
    It's about time you asked that special someone on a date - in bed.
    A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't - in bed.

    I wonder if the writers of cookie fortunes intentionally plan for them to work with "in bed"?
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:31 AM GMT
    "Your lucky numbers are 7, 42, and 51... in bed."
    (Am I reading the right side?)
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:35 AM GMT
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:41 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter said"Your lucky numbers are 7, 42, and 51... in bed."
    (Am I reading the right side?)

    LOL! No.
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    Aug 25, 2013 4:55 AM GMT
    my fortune cookie today was EMPTY!!! icon_question.gif|
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    Aug 25, 2013 1:24 PM GMT
    XCTREBOR saidmy fortune cookie today was EMPTY!!! icon_question.gif|


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    Aug 25, 2013 1:54 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter said
    Har19 said
    I need to let go of this site.

    And *this* is the thread that pushed you over the edge?
    (I'm asking seriously.)


    well you are so sweet naughty and all, and I cant seriously answer your question.

    Okay now would you marry me? icon_cool.gif (I swear I will be that obedient guy all the way.) 71.gif
  • Rhi_Bran

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    Aug 25, 2013 1:55 PM GMT
    One time I got one that read, "Phew, thanks for getting me out of there!"
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    Aug 25, 2013 1:57 PM GMT

    Well for today it says

    "Stay put! and don't move"

    icon_confused.gif I cant relate to that but hmm I feel like I should.icon_neutral.gif