Senor Penis Requests a Raise

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    Nov 18, 2008 9:36 AM GMT
    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
    • I do physical labor
    • I work at great depths
    • I plunge head first into everything I do
    • I do not get weekends off or public holidays
    • I work in a damp environment
    • I don't get paid overtime
    • I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    • I work in high temperatures
    • My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Dear Senor Penis,
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
    • You do not work 8 hours straight
    • You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
    • You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    • You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
    • You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    • You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    • You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
    • You'll retire well before reaching 65. (Granted, you may choose to work over the required retirement age.)
    • You're unable to work double shifts
    • You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
    • And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

    Sincerely,
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  • zakariahzol

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    Nov 18, 2008 12:33 PM GMT
    Now that the Penis is asking for a raise. How about the ass. I mean we work as a hard as the Penis . We endure the hard pumping, get screw , get spit on and get expose to STD. If he get a raise , it just fair we get one also.

    Sincerely
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    Nov 18, 2008 4:12 PM GMT
    zakariahzol saidNow that the Penis is asking for a raise. How about the ass. I mean we work as a hard as the Penis . We endure the hard pumping, get screw , get spit on and get expose to STD. If he get a raise , it just fair we get one also.

    Sincerely
    Bottom


    Senor Bottom,

    I think we need a union (pun intended)icon_wink.gif

    Senor Penis