BATTLE ROYALE!!

  • Fable

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    Aug 30, 2013 4:20 AM GMT
    If the members on realjock were thrown in to a free for all to the death, what are your predictions?

    First to die, team-ups and winner? Give reasons.

    First to die: Aristoshark - he's just too old. While his experience may speak for a few things, his joints will give him away.

    Team-ups: Jmus and BlackCat90 - both have fighting skills and know how to use weapons.
    Neight & Anduru (raised from the ban hammer) - Looking fly in their camo-print skorts.
    Incendiary and Southbeach - they finally realise their love for each and resolve to get out of this battle together.

    Winner: Edward89 - that ratcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet hoe doesn't take no for an answer and kills his rival for the title, trolli with a razor blade to the face.
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:23 AM GMT
    NO1CURR DROOPYFACE!!!!!
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:23 AM GMT
    I don't fight! I beat bitches up!!!!icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:24 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI don't fight! I beat bitches up!!!!icon_twisted.gif


    self harming is never the answer. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:26 AM GMT
    i2ci2i saidNO1CURR DROOPYFACE!!!!!
    Why write that. See you are just a bully as you claim he is. You are not mentioned at all in this thread....Darren time to get over all this...icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:27 AM GMT
    RadRTT said
    i2ci2i saidNO1CURR DROOPYFACE!!!!!
    Why write that. See you are just a bully as you claim he is. You are not mentioned at all in this thread....Darren time to get over all this...icon_rolleyes.gif


    We have been playin around all night before you stuck your nose in.

    If you have a problem with me then thats your right, you don't have to like me, just show me some respect.

    I never put Fable down in seriousness, I respect him as a woman.
  • Fable

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    Aug 30, 2013 4:31 AM GMT
    no we have not.

    and thanks for derailing my thread you desperate individual. go get therapy.
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:32 AM GMT
    All I know is, I want Isaiah on my team...Ultimate shield of protection.
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:13 PM GMT
    I'd win.

    I'm: swift, agile, precise and surprisingly deadly; unburdened with the liabilities of sympathy or hesitation.

    -No-one-will-save-you-battle-royale-3136
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:23 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    _SAGE_ saidI'd win.

    I'm swift, agile, precise and surprisingly deadly unburdened with the liabilities of sympathy or hesitation.

    -No-one-will-save-you-battle-royale-3136

    Eh, I have more guile than you. See post above.


    You think? =]

    I've outwitted some of the most proclaimed social strategists of the western world.

    Looks like I have a challenger on my hands, boys.

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    Aug 30, 2013 4:36 PM GMT
    I'm not at all self-depreciating, am I? gay_hand.gif











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    Aug 30, 2013 4:36 PM GMT
    Who the fuck is fable and why is he involving me in shit i have no interest in? I would cuss you out but i don't feel like it today. Its annoying as fuck find a new target you ain't fuckin wit me. Only making me more relevant herr.

    I don't even know who the fuck you are nor care
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:37 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    RadRTT saidAll I know is, I want Isaiah on my team...Ultimate shield of protection.

    Yeah? He may be big but you know he'll be running away screaming like a girl at the first sign of trouble.


    I recon he hides blades in his mouth; tricksy Isiah is a messy survivor, but survivor nonetheless.

    *watches him intently from the corner of my eye*
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    Aug 30, 2013 4:38 PM GMT
    Edward89 saidWho the fuck is fable and why is he involving me in shit i have no interest in? I would cuss you out but i don't feel like it today. Its annoying as fuck find a new target you ain't fuckin wit me. Only making me more relevant herr.

    I don't even know who the fuck you are nor care
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    Ed, this thread is only light-hearted banter. All tongue-in-cheek.
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    Aug 30, 2013 5:26 PM GMT
    Edward89 saidWho the fuck is fable and why is he involving me in shit i have no interest in? I would cuss you out but i don't feel like it today. Its annoying as fuck find a new target you ain't fuckin wit me. Only making me more relevant herr.

    I don't even know who the fuck you are nor care
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    Fable is kinda like a fairy story with a moral lesson, but in this case, there is no lesson icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 30, 2013 6:43 PM GMT
    _SAGE_ said
    Edward89 saidWho the fuck is fable and why is he involving me in shit i have no interest in? I would cuss you out but i don't feel like it today. Its annoying as fuck find a new target you ain't fuckin wit me. Only making me more relevant herr.

    I don't even know who the fuck you are nor care
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    Ed, this thread is only light-hearted banter. All tongue-in-cheek.
    Yeah this thread is just a joke. Not meant to bad mouth anyone...


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    Aug 30, 2013 6:44 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    RadRTT saidAll I know is, I want Isaiah on my team...Ultimate shield of protection.

    Yeah? He may be big but you know he'll be running away screaming like a girl at the first sign of trouble.
    Only thing he has ever run from is the Swat team...and that was 5 feet.
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    Aug 30, 2013 7:18 PM GMT
    _SAGE_ said
    Edward89 saidWho the fuck is fable and why is he involving me in shit i have no interest in? I would cuss you out but i don't feel like it today. Its annoying as fuck find a new target you ain't fuckin wit me. Only making me more relevant herr.

    I don't even know who the fuck you are nor care
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    Ed, this thread is only light-hearted banter. All tongue-in-cheek.


    Ed is just being his typical hood rat self, don't mind him..
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    Aug 30, 2013 7:23 PM GMT
    Haha. Once i stand up for myself about not wanting my name called out they get mad because they know I'm not the one to fuck with. Feels good


    #Winning



    And that's why you mad. Don't make me derail this thread


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    Aug 30, 2013 7:40 PM GMT
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  • Fable

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    Aug 30, 2013 9:07 PM GMT
    Edward calm down. Take a joke. I couldn't care less if you "come" for me or not.
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    Aug 30, 2013 9:07 PM GMT
    i'm from brooklyn so i win by default.

    peace bitches.
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    Aug 30, 2013 9:10 PM GMT
    gta5iscomingin17days said
    MCB17 saidi'm from brooklyn so i win by default.

    peace bitches.


    man..... brooklyn isn't even as bad as it used to be. you probably grew up in the nice part anyway. sit your ass on down.


    lmao.

    maplewood, NJ...

    COME AT ME BRO



    would you rather I get my guido Bensonhurst friends on you? or my friends from east flatbush? icon_twisted.gificon_wink.gif
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    Aug 30, 2013 9:13 PM GMT
    gta5iscomingin17days said
    MCB17 said
    gta5iscomingin17days said
    MCB17 saidi'm from brooklyn so i win by default.

    peace bitches.


    man..... brooklyn isn't even as bad as it used to be. you probably grew up in the nice part anyway. sit your ass on down.


    lmao.

    maplewood, NJ...

    COME AT ME BRO


    actually, i'm originally from brooklyn. i used to live in east orange, nj and irvington, nj for sometime before i moved to maplewood as a teenager. icon_wink.gif where in brooklyn are you from?


    that's cool. you quoted me before i edited..see last line above.

    Kensington is where I was born and raised - a 15 minute walk southwest of prospect park. I was always in other neighborhoods though because there's nothing to do in Kensington.
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    Aug 30, 2013 9:23 PM GMT
    gta5iscomingin17days saidkensington???? icon_question.gif that place isn't bad at all. ain't that like some middle class spot? actually wikipedia'ed it up for a second because i wasn't entirely sure if you were talking about flatbush or around where i used to live. let me find out you know my cousin or her friends in east flatbush though.


    Kensington seriously might be the safest neighborhood in Brooklyn. It's not like a Park Slope/Brooklyn Heights upper class type that attracts petty crime and thugs robbing rich people, but it's not like the slums in Brownsville or Bushwick either. Kensington is mostly middle class-lower middle class. Ridiculously diverse. Tons of Orthodox Jews who spilled over from Borough Park.

    On my block, there are dozens of Orthodox Jews, Mexicans, Chinese people (only the tip of the iceberg; tons of Bengalis, Russians, etc. as well) And then there's a sprinkling of actual born and raised Americans, like me.