Why did God make so many bottoms and so few tops?

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    Aug 31, 2013 2:44 AM GMT
    Since, there are so many bottoms compared to tops, I wonder why God made so many of one kind over the other. When you don't want to top at all, and want a relationship, best type of a guy would be who is only into topping as well, because let's admit it, sex isn't hard to find, and it would be tempting to find something that you cannot find from the relationship somewhere else if you were vers or something and you ended up with someone who only tops or bottoms.

    So question becomes, to all the total bottom guys who ended up with a total top bfs. How did you do it? I mean, if you take this website for an example, it looks like there are 80 percent bottoms and everything else for other 20 percent. I don't want to sound bottomphobic, but jeez, come on, is it too much to ask for some variety and grow some more tops alongside million bottom men? I wish there comes a day where someone creates a potion that can turn any vers/bottom guy into a total top. So, there will never be that sad moment where you find a guy super attractive, but feel let down after finding out that he only bottoms, just like you do. I mean, maybe there are some crazy gay scientist hard at work to come up with something like that, who knows? Is that you?
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    Aug 31, 2013 2:48 AM GMT
    Because when the bottoms get pregnant they are out of commission for nine months. The tops don't get pregnant, so they can screw several bottoms at once. The natural order of things is for each top to have a harem of bottoms.
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    Aug 31, 2013 2:50 AM GMT
    Philibuster saidBecause when the bottoms get pregnant they are out of commission for nine months. The tops don't get pregnant, so they can screw several bottoms at once. The natural order of things is for each top to have a harem of bottoms.


    Hm. I see. But, there are limitation perhaps to how many times a top can cum a day, but there are no limit to how many manhood that bottom can hold in his rear. So, to be fair, we need a harlem of tops as well
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    Aug 31, 2013 3:18 AM GMT
    ^ I second that
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    Aug 31, 2013 6:23 AM GMT
    I wonder too.. haha icon_lol.gif
  • BryUSC88

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    Sep 01, 2013 3:08 PM GMT
    Tops being in high demand hasn't helped me find the right guy. Still hoping he comes around one day. icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 01, 2013 3:18 PM GMT
    More to the point, are there ZERO Asian tops in the world??? icon_question.gif

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    Sep 06, 2013 2:39 AM GMT
    That's why I'm versatile icon_wink.gif
  • Apparition

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    Sep 06, 2013 5:26 AM GMT
    it is actually closer to 50 50. you just have to ask.
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    Sep 25, 2013 7:13 PM GMT
    cheap bottoms go for desperate straight s looking for a hole & nothing more

    real gay opt for respective confident gays
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    Sep 25, 2013 7:15 PM GMT
    id always prefer f*cking confident bottoms or good old tops to versatiles are good for me , no problem for my Arab weenie to slide in them
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    Sep 25, 2013 8:44 PM GMT
    There is no god. Bottoms are great. Quit complaining.
  • Buddha

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    Sep 25, 2013 9:12 PM GMT
    Zeriel saidcheap bottoms go for desperate straight s looking for a hole & nothing more

    real gay opt for respective confident gays


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  • jayatl56

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    Sep 27, 2013 12:21 AM GMT
    Yeah, seems like Atlanta is the land of bottoms. Tough gig!
  • masculumpedes

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    Sep 27, 2013 1:07 AM GMT
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  • Timbales

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    Sep 27, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
    God doesn't make bottoms, good sex makes bottoms.
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    Sep 27, 2013 3:00 AM GMT
    God made so many bottoms so I could have variety. God wants me to satisfy as many bottoms as I can. Though there are few tops every bottom can get topped. It's Gods plan