BULDGE!

  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 01, 2013 3:38 AM GMT
    I went to the Dollar store today. I saw that the parking lot was full in the small strip mall so I pulled into the fist space I came to along the sidewalk, opting that it was just as easy to walk to the store as it would be to hunt for a parking space. I parked just this side of the large Christian store. I walked down the side walk and walking toward me is a youg couple that appeared to be in there early to mid twenties. The girl is slightly chubby and blond, fairly non descript for me. The guy is dark haired, well built and very good looking. I thought he might have been a football player at sometime. We both catch each other eye -- the guy and I -- without a smile. My eyes fall to his crotch there is a slight bulge. We continue to walk toward each other. His girlfriend is talking, but he does not seem to be paying attention to what ever it is she is saying, he is still looking at me. My eyes go back to his eyes, then fall back to his crotch. His trousers are now actually tenting at his crotch and he is still looking at me. My head is screaming, 'oh my God, he's huge, any more and he is going burst out of his pants', but my facial reaction never gives it away. We are closer now and our eyes follow each other as we pass, never turning our heads never giving away that we have been checking each other out, and he and his 'girlfriend' go into the Christian store.

    True Story.
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    Sep 01, 2013 3:41 AM GMT
    in my "TED" voice..

    "Ya still got it"

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    Sep 01, 2013 3:46 AM GMT
    tereseus1 saidin my "TED" voice..

    "Ya still got it"

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    Sep 01, 2013 4:01 AM GMT
    I see this at the gym all the time. Hot guys wasting themselves on fat and fugly vag.
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    Sep 01, 2013 4:57 AM GMT
    Ahhh! And they go home and make babies and some turn out gay, bi, and/or transgender and we all live happily ever after.
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    Sep 01, 2013 12:38 PM GMT
    lol good times
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    Sep 01, 2013 12:53 PM GMT
    Alternate interpretation:

    She was talking "dirty" to him about her lustful plans for the night. He was trying to kill his rising stiffie before going into the Christian bookstore by ignoring her and staring at another guy.

    OK, well, probably not. Are you sure you didn't need to follow them inside for some refresher material on the Seven Deadly Sins? icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 01, 2013 1:40 PM GMT
    Paying no attention to chick babble doesn't mean anything, but the alleged "downstairs" activity sure does! I'd ask "Why the hell didn't you follow them?" But we've all had those moments many a time.

    Like when I had to run in to the hardware store in my hometown to "pick up a couple of things." I was finding everything I'd gone in for. But the clerk was super friendly - walked right up to be sure he couldn't do anything to assist. He kept looking into my eyes with his sparking blue orbs, eyebrows slightly raised in that annoying ambiguous way. ("Does that mean he's a nice guy, or is he looking to hook up? Or both?!") I'd say he was around 40. I could swear eye-undressing was continuing after he'd strolled back behind the sales counter. He was about 5'9" and 160 lbs, with wavy dark-blonde hair, a sweet stache, and a seriously tight body. DAMN!!! When he'd rung up and bagged my purchases, he said, "Are you sure that will be all for you today?" - with those same damn slightly raised eyebrows. I was like, "Uh...yeah! icon_redface.gif "

    Coulda woulda shoulda!
  • AMoonHawk

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    Sep 01, 2013 7:05 PM GMT
    okonomiyaki saidPaying no attention to chick babble doesn't mean anything, but the alleged "downstairs" activity sure does! I'd ask "Why the hell didn't you follow them?" But we've all had those moments many a time.

    Like when I had to run in to the hardware store in my hometown to "pick up a couple of things." I was finding everything I'd gone in for. But the clerk was super friendly - walked right up to be sure he couldn't do anything to assist. He kept looking into my eyes with his sparking blue orbs, eyebrows slightly raised in that annoying ambiguous way. ("Does that mean he's a nice guy, or is he looking to hook up? Or both?!") I'd say he was around 40. I could swear eye-undressing was continuing after he'd strolled back behind the sales counter. He was about 5'9" and 160 lbs, with wavy dark-blonde hair, a sweet stache, and a seriously tight body. DAMN!!! When he'd rung up and bagged my purchases, he said, "Are you sure that will be all for you today?" - with those same damn slightly raised eyebrows. I was like, "Uh...yeah! icon_redface.gif "

    Coulda woulda shoulda!

    LOL ... Ahhhh, if only we could read their minds.
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    Sep 01, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    Guys are always checking each other out in situations where they don't think any contact is possible. Guys driving by in cars are staring at me... As I Drive by in my car, guys on the road are staring at me. Who knows what it's all about.
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    Sep 01, 2013 7:10 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidGuys are always checking each other out in situations where they don't think any contact is possible. Guys driving by in cars are staring at me... As I Drive by in my car, guys on the road are staring at me. Who knows what it's all about.

    I always try to give them a nod and smile. They usually nod and smile back.