Creative ways to answer the question "So... are you... ggaaay?"

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    Sep 01, 2013 11:11 PM GMT
    I have been asked this question a lot and I wish I answered it more creatively rather than with a simple "Yes I am."

    Also sometimes people ask you with attitude, how do you deal? What do you tell them? hahaha

    Show off your creative answers. Fire away!
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    Sep 01, 2013 11:31 PM GMT
    Replies I've heard (and sometimes given) to "Are you gay?":

    Are you straight?

    I like to think of it as enchanted.

    No, but I do giggle a lot.

    It depends on who's asking the question.

    Nah, not so much today.

    Damn, did I leave my mascara on again?

    No, but I'm willing to learn.

    I dunno, what time is it?

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    Sep 02, 2013 12:00 AM GMT
    ART_DECO saidReplies I've heard (and sometimes given) to "Are you gay?":

    Are you straight?

    I like to think of it as enchanted.

    No, but I do giggle a lot.

    It depends on who's asking the question.

    Nah, not so much today.

    Damn, did I leave my mascara on again?

    No, but I'm willing to learn.

    I dunno, what time is it?



    hahaha i love the mascara one lol
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    Sep 02, 2013 12:44 AM GMT
    Depends on who is asking me.

    "Why yes I am! Would You like to fuck?"
    or
    or
    "Why yes I am! Is your father/brother/friend available? He's really hot!"
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    Sep 02, 2013 2:11 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidDepends on who is asking me.

    "Why yes I am! Would You like to fuck?"
    or
    or
    "Why yes I am! Is your father/brother/friend available? He's really hot!"



    HAHAHAHA. i like the latter!
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    Sep 12, 2013 11:49 AM GMT
    "Why - are you?"
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    Sep 12, 2013 12:08 PM GMT
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    Sep 12, 2013 12:41 PM GMT
    "Why do you want to know?"
  • Buddha

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    Sep 12, 2013 2:01 PM GMT


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    Sep 12, 2013 2:47 PM GMT
    I usually just answer "kinda" or "sometimes" because I'm bi.
  • Evilteck

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    Sep 13, 2013 9:36 AM GMT
    No, I am charmed !