Sep 08, 2013 3:34 PM GMT
.. and I mean it sarcastically. Just came across this post on Craigslist. A good example why you should never get too comfortable in a relationship:
Craigslist DouchebagI've been with my boyfriend for about 5 years now (started dating when I was in my mid-30s), and quite honestly it hasn't been smooth sailing given that over that time my sex drive has only gone up and up while his has gone waaay down. I swear, when I come home from work and want to fuck a tight ass at 7 or 8, he's already in his pjs and ready for bed. On the weekends it's either brunch with our friends or something disgustingly banal involving nothing even remotely interesting.
I know I have absolute no morals or good thoughts about this, and should break up with him at some point, but the hottest thing I'd love to do is find a young, attractive, tight little thing, a bottom who would look at this daddy or big bro and see a conquest and would look at my bf as the competition. I love it when we go out on a walk in our neighborhood and I spy a hot little stud checking me out, wanting me to fuck his ass while I'm holding my boring bf's hand.
To top it off, it'd be hot if you became friends with us and me and you hid our fucks behind his back... you would always speak to him with a giant smirk on your face, knowing that you're giving me everything he lacks since he's gotten older, fatter, more domestic and boring, and totally out of our league. I'm looking for a little slut to break things up, and you'd have to really enjoy doing it.