An awesome example of a human gay being

  • PR_GMR

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    Sep 08, 2013 3:34 PM GMT
    .. and I mean it sarcastically. Just came across this post on Craigslist. A good example why you should never get too comfortable in a relationship:

    Craigslist DouchebagI've been with my boyfriend for about 5 years now (started dating when I was in my mid-30s), and quite honestly it hasn't been smooth sailing given that over that time my sex drive has only gone up and up while his has gone waaay down. I swear, when I come home from work and want to fuck a tight ass at 7 or 8, he's already in his pjs and ready for bed. On the weekends it's either brunch with our friends or something disgustingly banal involving nothing even remotely interesting.

    I know I have absolute no morals or good thoughts about this, and should break up with him at some point, but the hottest thing I'd love to do is find a young, attractive, tight little thing, a bottom who would look at this daddy or big bro and see a conquest icon_smile.gif and would look at my bf as the competition. I love it when we go out on a walk in our neighborhood and I spy a hot little stud checking me out, wanting me to fuck his ass while I'm holding my boring bf's hand.

    To top it off, it'd be hot if you became friends with us and me and you hid our fucks behind his back... you would always speak to him with a giant smirk on your face, knowing that you're giving me everything he lacks since he's gotten older, fatter, more domestic and boring, and totally out of our league. I'm looking for a little slut to break things up, and you'd have to really enjoy doing it.
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    Sep 08, 2013 3:53 PM GMT
    What a disgusting motherfucker
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    Sep 08, 2013 4:31 PM GMT
    It is anger and pride driven evil.
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    Sep 08, 2013 4:32 PM GMT
    Sounds like a whole lotta men, no matter what their sexual orientation is. Men are pigs!!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 08, 2013 4:38 PM GMT
    He describes his bf as old, fat, domestic and boring. Makes me wonder why does he stay in their relationship then? Is it just the excitement of a possibility of cheating on his bf with his "little slut?" LOL
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    Sep 08, 2013 4:43 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidSounds like someone indulging in a fantasy. I bet if someone answers the ad he'll wimp out of meeting.


    that was my first thought too.
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    Sep 08, 2013 5:03 PM GMT
    OMG!!

    Give me a link to the ad.. icon_biggrin.gif

    Please let me troll him..

    I'd have him pregnant,divorced, and in prison in one week flat! icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 08, 2013 5:28 PM GMT
    Sadly there are many people like him... How could they even think like this?
    They just appear alive, but their souls are in dead sleep. They are prisoners to their bodies.
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    Sep 08, 2013 5:40 PM GMT
    OP - did you reply to the ad by telling him what a douche he was? I would have.
  • TroyAthlete

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    Sep 08, 2013 5:42 PM GMT
    *facepalm*
  • PR_GMR

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    Sep 08, 2013 5:56 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidOP - did you reply to the ad by telling him what a douche he was? I would have.


    Nah. I thought about trolling him.. but I don't want to focus my energy today in telling off some terrible person over the internet. Dudes like him find out their own punishment.
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    Sep 08, 2013 6:48 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidSounds like someone indulging in a fantasy. I bet if someone answers the ad he'll wimp out of meeting.


    I had the same feeling reading it.
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    Sep 08, 2013 7:28 PM GMT
    This scares me about relationships. . . icon_neutral.gif

    If you aren't feeling your BF anymore and you think of him as getting "older, fatter, boring and more domestic", then breakup with him. Cheating will hurt much worse. How could you put someone through that kind of pain?
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    Sep 08, 2013 7:41 PM GMT
    OMG!
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    Sep 08, 2013 7:43 PM GMT
    Slim2010 saidThis scares me about relationships. . . icon_neutral.gif

    If you aren't feeling your BF anymore and you think of him as getting "older, fatter, boring and more domestic", then breakup with him. Cheating will hurt much worse. How could you put someone through that kind of pain?


    Exactly