Cooking With Cum

  • swimbikerun

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    Nov 21, 2008 5:36 AM GMT
    Jizz, it's what for dessert!
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    http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
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    Nov 21, 2008 5:41 AM GMT


    GLURCHGLE - my stomach trying to remain in an unheaving state.

    We watched a show about restaurants and bars and what goes on in the kitchen. Ugh. One woman was caught on tape putting her 'sexy juices' as she described them, in drinks of the guys she wanted to hit on. Apparently, like a love potion, they would get all hot for her.
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    Nov 21, 2008 6:31 AM GMT
    Oh. My. Lord.

    That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.

    Seriously.... I just got nauseated.

    However, if you read this and the "reader reviews" you might end up laughing ur ass off, like I did.

    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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    Nov 21, 2008 6:37 AM GMT
    that's hot
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    Nov 21, 2008 12:54 PM GMT
    Wait a minute! The book for sale on LuLu looks legitimate enough, but those comments? 100% enthusiastic, not a single doubt or reservation, and all written in very much the same style. Even gay RJers here have expressed some of the YUCK factor.

    Plus what about the health issue? People wouldn't even use raw cows milk in a recipe in the US these days, everything needing to be Pasteurized and bacteria-free. Semen can contain some serious infectious agents, and must pass through the urethra, which can also be a source of disease.

    Plus semen has many tastes; how do you cook with something that can taste different each time? Surely this is a hoax, and even if this is a real book (one review mentioned the "Choked Chicken" dish), it must be intended as a gag (pun intended), that you give to someone to watch them squirm and turn green.

    "Nice dessert, Bill, but it coulda used a bit more of the jiz glaze."

    "I know, Frank, but I was totally drained from making the peenie pasta. That Alfredo con Crema Personale sauce always takes a lot outta me. Maybe next time I'll ask you to help out in the kitchen, if ya don't mind."

    "Yeah, I'd be glad to. I woulda brought some of my own supply from home, but I know how you insist on everything being fresh. Say, how 'bout I make us some Kahlua & Cream, to wash down dessert? Take me just two shakes in the kitchen."

    "Great idea! I'll get the Kahlua while you make the cream."

    Honestly, if there's any nutritional value in semen, I have a regular source in my healthy partner. And he's got this lovely built-in dispenser that's much more fun to milk for a direct treat, rather than going through all the delay & hassle of preparing a dish.
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    Nov 21, 2008 1:40 PM GMT



    Hah! Red Vespa you crack me up! I can imagine two exhausted looking, shaking men dropping dishes and passing out at the dinner table.

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    Nov 21, 2008 1:53 PM GMT
    meninlove saidHah! Red Vespa you crack me up! I can imagine two exhausted looking, shaking men dropping dishes and passing out at the dinner table.


    LOL!!! Maybe this can become an Emeril-type TV cooking show. But instead of his trademark "Let's pump it up!" he can simply yell: "Let's pump it!" Could bring new meaning to the concept of audience participation.
  • Timbales

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    Nov 21, 2008 2:04 PM GMT
    I would consider cum to be more of a garnish.
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    Nov 21, 2008 2:05 PM GMT

    ...and of course the show wouldn't be complete without holstein (white with black splotches) cow outfits.....Mooooo!
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    Nov 21, 2008 2:06 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI would consider cum to be more of a garnish.


    "Pass the cum cruet, please."
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    Nov 21, 2008 2:07 PM GMT
    meninlove said...and of course the show wouldn't be complete without holstein (white with black splotches) cow outfits.....Mooooo!


    Now that's udderly ridiculous. icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 21, 2008 7:46 PM GMT
    Cum only seems to be fascinating when it's fresh out of a cock and you've still yet reached orgasm. After that, it's just not appealing, let alone appetizing.
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    Nov 21, 2008 7:54 PM GMT
    U wanna eat / cook part of yoursef ????
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    Nov 21, 2008 9:15 PM GMT
    with those reviews........it's gotta be a hoax.
  • swimbikerun

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    Nov 21, 2008 9:23 PM GMT
    GHoSTa saidU wanna eat / cook part of yoursef ????
    No, that would be self-cannibalism. This is simply the consumption of human bodily excretions.
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    Nov 21, 2008 9:29 PM GMT
    does someone have the cock book with the receipt ? icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 21, 2008 9:37 PM GMT
    cooking with cum?

    that's sick lol but I'm sure all of you take it raw and right from the source.

    by the way, who wants to get big, my cum is like a protein shake.

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    Nov 23, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI would consider cum to be more of a garnish.



    Please, do tell!.....What would the correct "aperitife" be to fully "clense the palate" and enjoy the "garnish"?
    I have only heard of 2 "cum recipies"...."Cream of sumyoung guy" and "Sumdumbcunt sauce".......icon_lol.gif ...
    Has anyone tried any of the recipies?


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    Apr 15, 2009 10:34 AM GMT
    i brought the book! it does exist,. and i have tried a few too icon_smile.gif


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    Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
    Would this make you a cannibal? Or only half-cannibal?

    Hey-oh! Gamete comedy, what! icon_lol.gif