Public erections at Dallas pride will be charged as felonies, police say

  • metta

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    Sep 12, 2013 10:49 PM GMT
    Public erections at Dallas pride will be charged as felonies, police say

    http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/public-erections-dallas-pride-will-be-charged-felonies-police-say120913
  • great_scott

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    Sep 12, 2013 11:53 PM GMT
    They have to remind these folks to not expose themselves in public? SMH
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    Sep 12, 2013 11:59 PM GMT


    Bathing suits. Easy remedy. I don't agree with the activists saying it's removing queerness, lol!
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    Sep 13, 2013 1:33 AM GMT
    Helps keep the conservatives bitter and crazy thinking gay men are all about sex.
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    Sep 13, 2013 1:40 AM GMT
    Rightwing Christians will be extra upset…especially since most of them are too repressed to get it up anyway.
  • Bunjamon

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    Sep 13, 2013 1:47 AM GMT
    meninlove said I don't agree with the activists saying it's removing queerness


    It's pretty ridiculous, if you ask me. Public nudity has nothing to do with being gay. If you walk by an outdoor cafe and whip out your dick, you're charged with indecent exposure. But if you're in a parade, it's ok? That's crazy talk. Do what the pride folks in the rest of the city do and wear a cock ring under your aussiebum boosterjocks, duh.

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  • kuroshiro

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    Sep 13, 2013 1:53 AM GMT
    ArticleCates also said: 'The "queer" is effectively being erased from our pride celebration in favor of the most polished, heteronormative representation of our community.'


    Soooooo strutting around with a raging hard on is all about celebrating gay pride? Duh fuck?
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    Sep 13, 2013 2:11 AM GMT
    Just put a ten-gallon hat on it and everybody will be cool. icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 13, 2013 2:12 AM GMT
    metta8 saidPublic erections at Dallas pride will be charged as felonies, police say

    http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/public-erections-dallas-pride-will-be-charged-felonies-police-say120913

    FELONIES? Not misdemeanors? icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 13, 2013 2:13 AM GMT
    Soon to be heard in Deep Ellum...

    "No problem, officer! People confuse it for an erection all the time! But say... you mind if I keep the cuffs?" icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 13, 2013 2:22 AM GMT
    There is nothing to be "proud" of here. They're just proving to the world that all those negative stereotypes people cast on us are true. Being gay is just about SEX. Way to go douche-bags.

    On the other hand however.....a child seeing an erection through clothing is a felony? That's fucking ridiculous. There truly is no hope for Texas.
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    Sep 13, 2013 2:45 AM GMT
    some notable felony boners icon_lol.gif


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    Sep 13, 2013 3:37 AM GMT
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    The one on the left needs to remember that every other day is "Leg Day".
  • Apparition

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    Sep 13, 2013 4:29 AM GMT
    exactly who is going to inspect for this? and are they hiring?
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    Sep 14, 2013 7:47 AM GMT
    Apparition saidexactly who is going to inspect for this? and are they hiring?


    +1
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    Sep 14, 2013 6:17 PM GMT
    scruffLA said
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    hmmmm... where's his padded dance belt? This can't have been a serious ballet?

    Although Chevy Chase had his own fun with a dance belt in the movie Modern Problems, in which his character uses his toxic supernatural powers to disrupt a ballet he's attending, in a most embarrassing way for the danseur.

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    Sep 14, 2013 6:21 PM GMT
    I'll gladly deal with all erect cocks personally !
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    Sep 14, 2013 6:45 PM GMT
    looks like the boner police are going to have some pretty good benefits.icon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 14, 2013 6:59 PM GMT
    I never understood how strutting around in your underwear or skimpy Speedos were about "gay pride." Showing up naked with an erection is just wrong. How did a "gay pride" event turn into a porno shoot?

    I thought the point of these things were to show the world what being gay is all about. This is what causes stereotypes to just believe that gay guys are full of lust, hard ons, and just want sex.

    And if people bash this as me being "hetero" something, explain to me how it's in any way something to be "proud" of walking around in public with your cock hard for the world to see? Are we losing our sense of public decency?

    I don't care how hot the guys are that have their cocks out at these events walking around, I'd actually be disgusted at that sight.
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    Sep 14, 2013 7:01 PM GMT
    Think of all the interesting titles the police will earn:

    Penis Police
    Penis Patrol
    Erection Enforcement
    Chubb Chasers
    Boner Bouncers
    Stiffie Surveillance
    Dick Downers
    Boner Busters

    Of course police will have to wear Hardon Hats for safety.
    And post police warning signs that this is a NO STICK-UP AREA.
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    Sep 14, 2013 7:15 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    TheGuyNextDoor said...
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    The one on the left needs to remember that every other day is "Leg Day".


    I don't know, can you see his thighs? I thought you couldn't grow your calves past a certain point...

    PS: muscular pale guy! yeah!!!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 14, 2013 7:17 PM GMT
    Well, apparently no permits at all are required for the following erections, so there. icon_lol.gif

    "Erection of utility buildings with floor area of less than 200 square feet, without utilities, on single-family or duplex premises
    Erection of patio covers with an area less than 200 square feet on single-family or duplex premises (may not be within a front yard setback or side yard setback area)
    Erection of fences not over four feet high in a front yard, nor over six feet elsewhere
    Erection of carports of 200 square feet or less that are accessory to single-family or duplex dwellings (may not be within a front-yard front yard setback or side yard setback )
    Erection of retaining walls which are not over four feet in height measured from the bottom of the footing to the top of the wall"



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    Sep 14, 2013 7:33 PM GMT
    An architectural double entendre spoken by Sean Connery to a sex-starved Victorian woman, in the 1978 movie The Great Train Robbery:

    "I've just returned from America, a country of many prominent erections."

    Apparently Mr. Connery's British character hadn't included Dallas in his travels.
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    Sep 14, 2013 7:46 PM GMT
    I'll be on the lookout tomorrow in Dallas for any offenders ^^
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    Sep 14, 2013 7:56 PM GMT
    I enjoy a hard on as much as anyone, but unless you're at Dore Alley or Folsom, it needs to be kept under control.