Does the NFL censor dick heads?

  • Muscmasmat

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    Sep 15, 2013 9:37 PM GMT
    I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game earlier, since I now can support the Cowboys again, after moving from Houston (of course my number one team is the Seahawks now). Some time in the late 3rd quarter Dallas had to punt, the kicker being #5, Dan Bailey.

    Now I enjoy watching the football mainly, but I admit I also look at the men playing. As he punted the ball I thought I saw that Bailey's dick was quite prominently displayed - shaft and dick head clearly visible. I went whoa, did I just see that? Sure enough when I backed the action up on my DVR and paused it, his dick shaft and dick head are quite visible. I've been watching football for a long time and never seen anything like that.

    After image Googling "Dan Bailey Dallas Cowboys" and finding more pictures of him, it is apparent that the man sometimes likes to wear his dick hanging to the right side. In more than one picture this is visible (but not as visible as on the telecast today). But here is the funny thing in the pics I found, you could see the shaft, but where his dick head would be, there is a tiny NFL logo covering the head. Obviously someone(the NFL?) has retouched the photos to put the logo there. It is not on his uniform.

    I think this is hilarious. Someone is so freaked out about seeing a dick head that they covered it with a logo. I guess covering the shaft would have been too much. Can't you just hear the conversations the Dallas coaches have had to have with Bailey? "Bailey, the NFL called again. PLEASE stop wearing your dick hanging out to the right. They are getting tired of retouching your photos. After all, this is a family game, and we don't want children to see your dick any more. We know it's big, and you're proud of it, but get a jock and just stuff it in pointing down. Stop wearing just underwear and letting it hang to the right!"

    I wonder if Bailey will get arrested in Dallas (reference the forum topic about no erections for gay pride in Dallas)? Of course I don't think he was hard.

    Google pics of Bailey and see what you think. Have you noticed this happening with pics of any other NFL players?
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    Sep 15, 2013 10:36 PM GMT
    There was a quite humorous NY Times (of all things) article a few months ago about how most NFL palyers - contrary to popular belief - DONT wear them!
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    Sep 17, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/09/sports/football/helmet-check-shoulder-pads-check-cup-no-thanks.html?_r=0
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    Sep 17, 2013 4:26 PM GMT
    I told everyone that HDTV was a bad idea, but did they listen?
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    Sep 17, 2013 4:33 PM GMT
    Wow, couldn't pass up that image search ;), but, at least on my phone screen, it looks like the NFL logo you mention is an actual patch on the uniform.
  • tuffguyndc

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    Sep 17, 2013 4:47 PM GMT
    wow, really? ha ha ha dude, you must have really been staring pretty hard to notice something like that. ha ha ha i do not think the nfl is concerned about whether guys dicks are showing. i don't think they think most people are checking out there package while watching them play.
  • Jonathan16

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    Sep 17, 2013 4:59 PM GMT
    if its on your DVR, Pause and take a picture for us hahaha

    Muscmasmat saidI was watching the Dallas Cowboy game earlier, since I now can support the Cowboys again, after moving from Houston (of course my number one team is the Seahawks now). Some time in the late 3rd quarter Dallas had to punt, the kicker being #5, Dan Bailey.

    Now I enjoy watching the football mainly, but I admit I also look at the men playing. As he punted the ball I thought I saw that Bailey's dick was quite prominently displayed - shaft and dick head clearly visible. I went whoa, did I just see that? Sure enough when I backed the action up on my DVR and paused it, his dick shaft and dick head are quite visible. I've been watching football for a long time and never seen anything like that.

    After image Googling "Dan Bailey Dallas Cowboys" and finding more pictures of him, it is apparent that the man sometimes likes to wear his dick hanging to the right side. In more than one picture this is visible (but not as visible as on the telecast today). But here is the funny thing in the pics I found, you could see the shaft, but where his dick head would be, there is a tiny NFL logo covering the head. Obviously someone(the NFL?) has retouched the photos to put the logo there. It is not on his uniform.

    I think this is hilarious. Someone is so freaked out about seeing a dick head that they covered it with a logo. I guess covering the shaft would have been too much. Can't you just hear the conversations the Dallas coaches have had to have with Bailey? "Bailey, the NFL called again. PLEASE stop wearing your dick hanging out to the right. They are getting tired of retouching your photos. After all, this is a family game, and we don't want children to see your dick any more. We know it's big, and you're proud of it, but get a jock and just stuff it in pointing down. Stop wearing just underwear and letting it hang to the right!"

    I wonder if Bailey will get arrested in Dallas (reference the forum topic about no erections for gay pride in Dallas)? Of course I don't think he was hard.

    Google pics of Bailey and see what you think. Have you noticed this happening with pics of any other NFL players?


  • BuggEyedSprit...

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    Sep 17, 2013 5:39 PM GMT
    awaiting anxiously the above...
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    Sep 17, 2013 5:59 PM GMT
    Really?
    By Google, I haven't found any pics as you said.
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    Sep 17, 2013 6:01 PM GMT
    Muscmasmat saidSure enough when I backed the action up on my DVR and paused it, his dick shaft and dick head are quite visible.



    Mmmmmmm. I can't tell you how sorry I am to have missed that!
  • cowboyathlete

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    Sep 17, 2013 6:02 PM GMT
    I found a nice ass shot of him.
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    Sep 17, 2013 6:03 PM GMT
    This is the best thread title in the history of RJ.
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    Sep 17, 2013 6:36 PM GMT
    Have you seen aaron hernandez huge bulge? Search that under images. It's to bad he is in jail!
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    Sep 17, 2013 6:50 PM GMT
    i dont think it should matter if they wear them or not, im not against their dicks hanging out ;)
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    Sep 26, 2013 11:02 PM GMT
    its pretty common depends what there wearing under there football pants some guys like compression shorts others naked other the old school jock strap it also has some to my attention that some players are using Viagra to enchance there physical performance I mean I dont really watch football to see the D but hey if its out there all to see why not take a peek (:
  • BillandChuck

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    Sep 26, 2013 11:17 PM GMT
    Cash saidThis is the best thread title in the history of RJ.
    +1(x2)

    Lustolove saidHave you seen aaron hernandez huge bulge? Search that under images. It's to bad he is in jail!
    ALWAYS worth a(nother) look!!!
    FOOTBALL+-+AARON+HERNANDEZ.jpg
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    Sep 27, 2013 2:26 AM GMT
    is Aaron Herandez a top or bottom if hes a top hes tearing it up if not hes just another tight end (: catching balls
  • LJay

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    Sep 27, 2013 2:39 AM GMT
    I don't think they censor dickheads, just sell them tickets.