Red_Vespa saidWe do not use them. Not a criticism of those who do, but we're content with the real things we each have.
LOL! Thank heavens someone said this!
OK, I have to confess, I had a number of things. BUT, I moved about 7 months after selling the house and forgot them behind in a box. I realized it right before bed one night about a week after the move. It was this very old, conservative, and Canadian (for some reason that freaked me out - Canadians finding what us dirty Americans do) couple that I could've opened the box. I just kept praying to God that they wouldn't open that box. I called the next day, they had it, and there was no real reaction about it. So, I don't think they noticed. Of course, my prayer to God was sort of a deal - I exchanged dignity for trashing the goods. So, I tossed out some porn, a dildo, two vibrators, and a dick-sleeve (masturbator). I kept the bottle of lube...it's not like I wasn't going to need to use it, I could live without the toys. It was for the best. Oh, and I kept the bod too - it's one of those nice leather DVD boxes.
My lessons - keep sex toys in a box that can be taped shut, and I've learned that natural pleasures are better.