Sep 27, 2013 1:39 AM GMT
When straight people go through their "courtship" phase I can't help but think how cute it is. I like to observe them whilst out and about and when I see the young 20 something girl all dolled up with her over-sized purse and fake spray tan I can't help but think that it's cute she's trying so hard... And she's usually with some rando/average looking guy wearing a baseball hat and flannel shirt. They both order drinks... Her: red wine. Him: mixed drink like vodka. And she flips her hair and he acts interested in what she's sayings its adorable. Like he actually gives a fuck. She shows him pics of her sister and her. Her bracelets are so gaudy an tacky, yet straight man eats it up. Awwwww how predictable. And then.... Babies happen. So cute!