Straight people

  • Import

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    Sep 27, 2013 1:39 AM GMT
    When straight people go through their "courtship" phase I can't help but think how cute it is. I like to observe them whilst out and about and when I see the young 20 something girl all dolled up with her over-sized purse and fake spray tan I can't help but think that it's cute she's trying so hard... And she's usually with some rando/average looking guy wearing a baseball hat and flannel shirt. They both order drinks... Her: red wine. Him: mixed drink like vodka. And she flips her hair and he acts interested in what she's sayings its adorable. Like he actually gives a fuck. She shows him pics of her sister and her. Her bracelets are so gaudy an tacky, yet straight man eats it up. Awwwww how predictable. And then.... Babies happen. So cute!
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    Sep 27, 2013 1:42 AM GMT
    But... then the babies arrive, the straight man deserts her...
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    Sep 27, 2013 1:43 AM GMT
    I like that you say "whilst."
  • Fable

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    Sep 27, 2013 1:56 AM GMT
    I like how import is tacky too.
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    Sep 27, 2013 2:03 AM GMT
    What a heart warming story. I can see a puppy too. Thanks Import. icon_wink.gif
  • Import

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    Sep 27, 2013 2:11 AM GMT
    duluthrunner saidI like that you say "whilst."


    It's cuz im classy. icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 27, 2013 2:13 AM GMT
    Aww...Import's ovulating !!

    How is your throat?
  • Import

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    Sep 27, 2013 2:15 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidAww...Import's ovulating !!

    How is your throat?


    I'm on day 10 of my amoxicillin..... So, i'm better and im ready to start sluttin it up again.
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    Sep 27, 2013 2:25 AM GMT
    Import said
    Anocxu saidAww...Import's ovulating !!

    How is your throat?


    I'm on day 10 of my amoxicillin..... So, i'm better and im ready to start sluttin it up again.


    Funny enough I had minor surgery three weeks ago.. I was on a combination of Hydrocodone and Amoxicillin and they murdered my libido..

    No football team dreams.. no morning wood.. no foot taps in the men's room stall.. absolutely nothing..!!

    Thank God that's over..whew!!
  • Bicuriouscool

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    Sep 27, 2013 3:59 AM GMT
    And whats wrong with that? I mean both are happy and that's what matter. Girls get someone strong hearing their problems out and guys get a soft little pussy they can drill all night. its like mutual benefits for both of them plus the human race continues.
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    Sep 27, 2013 11:13 AM GMT
    Yay for babies!!!
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    Sep 27, 2013 11:45 AM GMT
    Bicuriouscool saidAnd whats wrong with that? I mean both are happy and that's what matter. Girls get someone strong hearing their problems out and guys get a soft little pussy they can drill all night. its like mutual benefits for both of them plus the human race continues.


    Some gays on here like to hate on straights lol
  • Import

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    Sep 27, 2013 11:51 AM GMT
    Bicuriouscool saidAnd whats wrong with that? I mean both are happy and that's what matter. Girls get someone strong hearing their problems out and guys get a soft little pussy they can drill all night. its like mutual benefits for both of them plus the human race continues.


    I understand that, hun. I wasn't implying anything was wrong with it. I just thought it's kinda cute the whole processs.... u know...when really all that needs to be done is a few pumps of the puss....blow a load in her and make a baby..... instead we ritualize it and make it this big, drawn out thing full of formalities and protocol. It's funny to observe. Like watching monkeys in a zoo. Same could be said for gays I know....but we dont make babies. So to observe str8 couples...it begs the question--- these 2 people? what will their baby be like?

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    Sep 27, 2013 11:52 AM GMT
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    Bicuriouscool saidAnd whats wrong with that? I mean both are happy and that's what matter. Girls get someone strong hearing their problems out and guys get a soft little pussy they can drill all night. its like mutual benefits for both of them plus the human race continues.


    Some gays on here like to hate on straights lol


    yes, because I hate straights so much. I live strictly in a homo world, bro. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 27, 2013 12:11 PM GMT
    Import said
    tmac said
    Bicuriouscool saidAnd whats wrong with that? I mean both are happy and that's what matter. Girls get someone strong hearing their problems out and guys get a soft little pussy they can drill all night. its like mutual benefits for both of them plus the human race continues.


    Some gays on here like to hate on straights lol


    yes, because I hate straights so much. I live strictly in a homo world, bro. icon_rolleyes.gif


    lol relax. i wasn't talking about you.
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    Sep 27, 2013 12:29 PM GMT
    vla8 saidYay for babies!!!


    Without which there'd be no next generation of gay guys!
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    Sep 27, 2013 12:40 PM GMT
    still a better lovestory than twilight lol
  • Import

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    Sep 27, 2013 1:58 PM GMT
    i2ci2i saidstill a better lovestory than twilight lol


    oh look at u flexin the guns. icon_redface.gif

    u still hate muslims?
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    Sep 27, 2013 3:51 PM GMT
    Import said
    i2ci2i saidstill a better lovestory than twilight lol


    oh look at u flexin the guns. icon_redface.gif

    u still hate muslims?


    You still farting ?
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    Sep 27, 2013 4:10 PM GMT
    Narrated that way , straight people dating sounds so romantic ...lol....Who am i kidding .
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    Sep 28, 2013 5:25 PM GMT
    Straight people flaunt their sexuality as if they were normal. If they are normal why do their women pad their bras and wear so much make up? Why do their men look so damn average? Why are their children so out of control in public?

    Straights are not normal. There's just more of them.
  • Bicuriouscool

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    Sep 29, 2013 2:35 AM GMT
    JimiB saidStraight people flaunt their sexuality as if they were normal. If they are normal why do their women pad their bras and wear so much make up? Why do their men look so damn average? Why are their children so out of control in public?

    Straights are not normal. There's just more of them.


    Yeah, I think we should start marginalizing straights. may be just separate the straight men and straight women, that would kill them.
    And then there will be just gay people living on forever happily on this earth.
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    Sep 29, 2013 2:38 AM GMT
    Import said
    i2ci2i saidstill a better lovestory than twilight lol


    oh look at u flexin the guns. icon_redface.gif

    u still hate muslims?


    I don't know whether you are flirting with me, or trying to insult me lol

    *scratches head....then flexes arms*
  • MikeW

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    Sep 29, 2013 2:42 AM GMT
    Straight couples are ok. Till the start sucking face in public.