The Japanese do it again.

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    Sep 28, 2013 6:17 AM GMT
    My friend just sent this to me. It's good for a chuckle if nothing else.

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  • jo2hotbod

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    Sep 28, 2013 6:51 AM GMT
    They are compensating for...
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    Sep 28, 2013 9:26 PM GMT
    Ok, that was too funny; my name analysis was, "THE SLIMY NERVOUS MILK BANANA."

    Click on the Design button, drag the sliders, and you can design your dream weenie.

    It needs a Size Queen button which moves the length and circumference sliders all the way to the right.
  • Timbales

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    Sep 28, 2013 10:10 PM GMT
    THE METEOR DESPERATE ANGEL
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    Sep 28, 2013 10:27 PM GMT
    The Cannon Disgusting Dagger...

    lol...

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    Sep 28, 2013 11:05 PM GMT
    Dick: THE MAGICAL JUICY STRIKER

    Kobe: THE HEALING PATHETIC SMALL FISH

    Steven: THE INVINCIBLE FEEBLE DAGGER

    Aristotle: THE POOR SMART DEATH WORM; the shape of this one left something to be desired.

    Xenophon: THE ENCHANTED BETTER HELL HOUND; another weird shape.

    Priapus: the name was forgettable; at least the length was reasonable.

    Luigi: THE IMMACULATE MATURE HAMSTER; nice length but too skinny for my tastes.

    Salvatore: THE CHERRY HYSTERICAL ELECTRIC CATFISH; ability 31%; Italians don't make the cut either.

    Édouard: this guy lost out; ability was NONE. And it pointed down! I guess it was limp.

    François: THE NAIVE FEEBLE FINGERLING; another shorty. So much for French being lovers.

    What's with the upward curve? Do Japanese all curve up like that?

    I've yet to find one that has an ability of 50% or more.
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    Sep 29, 2013 6:48 AM GMT
    Can't believe I'm up at 3am doing this but a cold's keeping me up. So...

    First, entering my name, it was way, way off in name, size and performance.

    Entering the names of three famously hung porn stars - Charles Peyton (Jeff Stryker), Marc Donais (Ryan Idol) and Andy Bick (Zeb Atlas) also yielded three pretty small, poorly performing penises.

    Though not as small and poorly performing (11-13%!) as those of the two most popular Japanese surnames, thus perpetuating racial stereotypes.

    I randomly entered "Jurgeson" and got a 73% performance with a penis so upward arching and elongated that the head soared way out of frame.

    I noticed also that if you enter the same last name multiple times (at least compared to other last names) the percentages and names for it fluctuate.
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    Sep 29, 2013 8:29 AM GMT
    性交何!icon_confused.gif

    Not accurate at all.
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    Sep 29, 2013 8:39 AM GMT
    THE STANDARD SPARK DAEMON

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    Sep 29, 2013 3:18 PM GMT
    um, my computer blocked the link cause it has a virus.

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    Sep 29, 2013 3:37 PM GMT
    I guess I'll have to change my name to Richard...icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 29, 2013 5:13 PM GMT
    Are we supposed to enter last name or first name? Last name makes infinitesimally more sense than the first name.
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    Sep 29, 2013 5:22 PM GMT
    My predicted penis was nothing like mine, by neither size nor curve.
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    Sep 29, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidAre we supposed to enter last name or first name? Last name makes infinitesimally more sense than the first name.


    I notice my last name gets the biggest... results. But when I do it with the first and middle ones..icon_cry.gif.
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    Sep 29, 2013 8:52 PM GMT
    oh well, why is it curved down?

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    Sep 29, 2013 9:54 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidAre we supposed to enter last name or first name? Last name makes infinitesimally more sense than the first name.

    My last name gave 4.5"

    My first name gave 6.5"

    Both were short, and the curvature wrong. I assume this is based on a Japanese sample base.
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    Sep 29, 2013 11:49 PM GMT
    I placed my name next to my cousins....I got The Romantic Pistol
    and He got Legendary Gaia....
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    Sep 29, 2013 11:50 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI randomly entered "Jurgeson" and got a 73% performance with a penis so upward arching and elongated that the head soared way out of frame.

    So 17 hours later I just re-entered "Jurgeson" (the name, not the person) and as expected came up with a completely different, choad-like result. As the OP suggests, this is strictly for laughs, like newspaper horoscopes and fortune cookies.