Silly but important question

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    Oct 07, 2013 12:24 AM GMT
    What do you guys do to avoid getting a massive hard on at the gym? I'm just starting a routine for the first time in years and the one thing I'm not looking forward to is having to be surrounded by men with tank-like pecs while all that covers my genitalia is soft and stretchy fabric. I mean, when I used to go to the gym, even while I was still in denial I was impatient to get home and wax the carrot.
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    Oct 07, 2013 12:29 AM GMT
    JQuest89 saidWhat do you guys do to avoid getting a massive hard on at the gym? I'm just starting a routine for the first time in years and the one thing I'm not looking forward to is having to be surrounded by men with tank-like pecs while all that covers my genitalia is soft and stretchy fabric. I mean, when I used to go to the gym, even while I was still in denial I was impatient to get home and wax the carrot.

    "Wax the carrot" before you get to the gym, if possible. Wear a snug jock or compression shorts, with your dick up, under baggy, oversized work-out shorts, with an untucked loose T-shirt or tank top. And think about John Boehner and Mitch McConnell having sex together.
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    Oct 07, 2013 11:43 PM GMT
    Thanks for the advice. Homo Erectus successfully averted.