The evil thing is a gruesome beast. On living flesh. It loves to feast. It is a two headed thing that whom you don't wish to greet. One head sucks your blood. One head chews your meat. It carries it's babies in slimy eggs on it's back. The babies are hungry and hatch for a snack. The evil thing traps some victim for the babies to eat when their birthdays arrive. But don't worry. Don't cry. Please don't have a fit. The evil thing isn't real. Unless you think about it. And remember. Don't think about it.