SERVICE INTERRUPTION ......

  • GQjock

    Posts: 11649

    Nov 27, 2008 12:18 AM GMT
    I thought this was hysterical....sad and very true at the sametime
    Dear World:

    The United States of America , your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

    The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

    We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service — and hopefully even to improve it in years to come.

    Thank you for your patience and understanding,

    The USA
  • wvdave

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    Nov 27, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
    LOVE IT!!!!!
  • drakutis

    Posts: 586

    Nov 27, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
    I WANT A CREDIT FOR THE TIME WITH SERVICE!!!!
  • cowboyathlete

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    Nov 27, 2008 2:07 AM GMT
    ROTFLMAO
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:36 AM GMT
    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
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    Nov 27, 2008 6:57 AM GMT
    They finally run diagnostics on Bush v.1.0 and v.1.01 eh? icon_lol.gif
  • GQjock

    Posts: 11649

    Nov 27, 2008 11:11 AM GMT
    It was the Cheney GW Cryptovirus ...

    Apparently someone opened up an email somewhere in Texas and look at what happened
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