How to make yourself BUTCH?

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    Nov 27, 2008 2:00 AM GMT
    I would like to become BUTCH...how do I go on doing so? I've already got the working out part figured. What else do I need to do?
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:06 AM GMT
    K, you gotta use power towels, have a big powerful sports car to compensate for your small penis and you need to snub anything that isn't like your self..

    OOH and have a general lack of respect of anyone but your self.. I believe
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:07 AM GMT
    I don't think that it's a matter of acting butch. I think that it's more of knowing and behaving like a man who is gay rather than acting like a girl.

    Some guys are naturally going to be a little (or a lot) more butch than others.

    To me, more important than acting butch is to just be you and be the best self-assured you that you can be. It's basically being confident in the kind of man you are and want to be.

    If you find your mannerisms to be a little too efeminate, pay attention to those things that you don't like and just stop doing them. It wont happen over night, but over time you'll become the man that you want to be.

    But honestly, a lot of it is just some bullshit image of what people want to project. I know a lot of "masculine straight" men that do things with their buddies that are not very butch.
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:22 AM GMT
    grow some chest hair?

    im not being cynical so don't take it personally. kinda a silly question to ask, but that's the first thing that popped in my head.

    u could grow facial hair as well, it suits u.
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidK, you gotta use power towels, have a big powerful sports car to compensate for your small penis and you need to snub anything that isn't like your self..

    OOH and have a general lack of respect of anyone but your self.. I believe


    is that really true? i drive a mercedes amg and i dont feel that im inadequate. wait, who thought up this weird stereotype anyways?
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
    Find a lesbian mechanic and imitate her voice, her mannerisms and her clothing.
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
    bgcat57 saidFind a lesbian mechanic and imitate her voice, her mannerisms and her clothing.


    HAHAHAHA icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:28 AM GMT
    If you have to ask....than your not it. I think its all a state of mind. Just be yourself. No need to act any certain way.
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:30 AM GMT
    Seb26 said
    lilTanker saidK, you gotta use power towels, have a big powerful sports car to compensate for your small penis and you need to snub anything that isn't like your self..

    OOH and have a general lack of respect of anyone but your self.. I believe


    is that really true? i drive a mercedes amg and i dont feel that im inadequate. wait, who thought up this weird stereotype anyways?


    I don't know who thought it up, but he wanted to be butch, thats a stereotype in its self..

    Nice car btw, what one specifically do you drive? I've test driven both the 65 and 63, I liked the 65 better, had a more of a... erm.. heh only way to explain it was "blow me" feel to it
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:37 AM GMT
    c63 amg 2009

    my first car. i saved and am fortunate enuff.. but i feel guilty. i just read another thread where people dont even have a home and with the holidays coming up, theres a lot to be thankful for this year.

    with the economy the way it is, im kinda glad i didnt get a CLS. it was my dream car, but im certain it would've made me look like a douche right about now.
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:38 AM GMT
    make yourself butch?

    come over here, ill make a man out of you
  • cowboyathlete

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    Nov 27, 2008 2:50 AM GMT
    Stop using the word butch for one thing.
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    Nov 27, 2008 2:54 AM GMT
    Watch your use of pronouns.....
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    Nov 27, 2008 3:05 AM GMT
    onslaught saidmake yourself butch?

    come over here, ill make a man out of you


    That's probably the best idea for you, Kevin! icon_redface.gif

    Why does it matter? Just be you!
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    Nov 27, 2008 3:23 AM GMT
    Learn to fight. take up BJJ or muay thai or some MMA. then it doesn't matter if you're a bit effeminate in your mannerism cause other guys will know that you could probably kick their ass.
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    Nov 27, 2008 3:32 AM GMT
    Act like a guy instead of a girl.
    Gain some weight and muscle.
    Take an interest in being an athlete.
    Fart.
    Scratch your nuts.
    Lose the rainbow attire.
    Don't do cart wheels when you have a good day.
    Don't throw tantrums when you don't get your way.
    No name calling.
    Act like an adult.
    Have an opinion of your own.
    Be confident.
    Be honest.
    Be out.
  • motivated

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    Nov 27, 2008 3:37 AM GMT
    This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile!
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    Nov 27, 2008 3:42 AM GMT
    why try to make yourself something you're not?
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    Nov 27, 2008 3:49 AM GMT
    It's all in your wardrobe.

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    Nov 27, 2008 3:58 AM GMT
    ObsceneWish saidIt's all in your wardrobe.

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    That was SOOOOO not necessary! icon_cry.gif
  • CAtoFL

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    Nov 27, 2008 4:06 AM GMT
    Give Santa some credit ... he's lost some weight.
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    Nov 27, 2008 4:10 AM GMT
    Well, I want 10% of whatever he makes on that corner just because I had to look at that thing.
  • CAtoFL

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    Nov 27, 2008 4:12 AM GMT
    Oh c'mon, lookn ... admit it ... he's turning you on.
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    Nov 27, 2008 4:14 AM GMT
    Well, I'm kinda diggin the leather diaper...icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 27, 2008 4:15 AM GMT
    Stop trying... you can't make your self butcher. Just be yourself.