To all the guys who are 54 and older.

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    Oct 13, 2013 10:10 PM GMT
    What advice would you give to a young gay guy of 53? Is there anything in you arsenal of wisdom that could help me move to 54 when that dredded time comes?
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    Oct 13, 2013 10:35 PM GMT
    This thread is boring! icon_redface.gif
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    Oct 13, 2013 10:52 PM GMT
    Yea, go straight.
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    Oct 13, 2013 10:56 PM GMT
    Numbers are meaningless (at least in this particular context). You're as young or old as you feel. But what do I know as I'm only 52.
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    Oct 13, 2013 11:10 PM GMT
    McGay saidWhat advice would you give to a young gay guy of 53? Is there anything in you arsenal of wisdom that could help me move to 54 when that dredded time comes?


    When all about you are losing theirs
    put your faith in spellcheck
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    Oct 13, 2013 11:26 PM GMT
    Find yourself a young daddy chaser with money. Cuz then you can retire early and live off of his income. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 13, 2013 11:28 PM GMT
    choose a burial plot near the exit icon_smile.gif
  • starboard5

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    Oct 13, 2013 11:33 PM GMT
    One word: Beano
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    Oct 13, 2013 11:41 PM GMT
    Keep a dark suit pressed.
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    Oct 13, 2013 11:46 PM GMT
    McGay saidWhat advice would you give to a young gay guy of 53? Is there anything in you arsenal of wisdom that could help me move to 54 when that dredded time comes?


    REALLY???? LOL. I just turned 50.. Now i feel really old when im no longer in a 40s..
  • fmrhugger

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    Oct 14, 2013 12:09 AM GMT
    Stay in shape and remember that you can't avoid growing older, but you MUST avoid growing up. Seriously.icon_idea.gif
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:14 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidGet a colonoscopy every 5 years!


    Nobody wants to wait for sex that long. Jeezuz fuckin christ!
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:16 AM GMT
    How do I rid my home of that grandpa smell? Mothballs are to difficult to remove. Perhaps ammonia?
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:17 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidJoin the GLBT subgroup of the AARP!


    Diapers are gross!
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:17 AM GMT
    McGay saidHow do I rid my home of that grandpa smell? Mothballs are to difficult to remove. Perhaps ammonia?


    live in a Hefty bag

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    Oct 14, 2013 12:20 AM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    McGay saidHow do I rid my home of that grandpa smell? Mothballs are to difficult to remove. Perhaps ammonia?

    You can't. It's the sad aroma of inevitable decay. It will dog you now forever.


    and dogs will follow you forever too
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:20 AM GMT
    This thread made me laugh! icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:21 AM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    McGay saidHow do I rid my home of that grandpa smell? Mothballs are to difficult to remove. Perhaps ammonia?

    You can't. It's the sad aroma of inevitable decay. It will dog you now forever.
    .

    I will triumph! This scent will become the most cherished on the planet. You laugh at me now, but, they laughed at Tesla, didn't they?
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:22 AM GMT
    HellNo saidThis thread made me laugh! icon_lol.gif


    Gootchie gootchie goo
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:27 AM GMT
    McGay said
    Aristoshark said
    McGay saidHow do I rid my home of that grandpa smell? Mothballs are to difficult to remove. Perhaps ammonia?

    You can't. It's the sad aroma of inevitable decay. It will dog you now forever.
    .

    I will triumph! This scent will become the most cherished on the planet. You laugh at me now, but, they laughed at Tesla, didn't they?


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  • Destinharbor

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    Oct 14, 2013 12:27 AM GMT
    somersault said
    Aristoshark said
    McGay saidHow do I rid my home of that grandpa smell? Mothballs are to difficult to remove. Perhaps ammonia?

    You can't. It's the sad aroma of inevitable decay. It will dog you now forever.


    and dogs will follow you forever too

    There's your answer. Get a big dog and your house will smell like dog.
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:28 AM GMT
    OMG LOL!
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    Oct 14, 2013 12:30 AM GMT
    McGay saidWhat advice would you give to a young gay guy of 53? Is there anything in you arsenal of wisdom that could help me move to 54 when that dredded time comes?


    Whatever you are doing right, keep on doing it!
    You've learned from your own experiences.

    Whatever you are doing wrong.......STOP it!
    It's never to late for a DOG to learn new tricks or get rid of bad habits.
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    Oct 14, 2013 1:36 AM GMT
    You didn't ask for my advice but I'll give it anyway - make the most of 54, because by 55 you look like this:

    Hot looking actors 55+:
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3480913/
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    Oct 14, 2013 1:40 AM GMT
    Didn't anyone tell you? 54 is the new 53. You've got an extra year before you have to face the inevitable truth.

    P.S. I am lobbying to have 55 declared the new 53. Will keep you posted.