Semen.

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    Oct 15, 2013 12:32 AM GMT
    scoop-on-semen-statistics-informational.

    The Papau new guine part icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 15, 2013 12:36 AM GMT
    So do you like the taste of semen?
  • Bunjamon

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    Oct 15, 2013 1:25 AM GMT
    Whose job was it to record the world record ejaculating distance?! icon_eek.gif
  • Timbales

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    Oct 15, 2013 1:34 AM GMT
    Blueberries are not only packed with antioxidants, they can make your semen taste great.
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    Oct 15, 2013 1:37 AM GMT
    Bunjamon saidWhose job was it to record the world record ejaculating distance?! icon_eek.gif


    Guinness. They have a world record for the longest fingernails. Why not semen shots?
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    Oct 15, 2013 1:49 AM GMT
    Erik101 said
    Bunjamon saidWhose job was it to record the world record ejaculating distance?! icon_eek.gif


    Guinness. They have a world record for the longest fingernails. Why not semen shots?


    I cannot find a single reference to the Guinness Book and the longest sperm shot record. In the last 5 minutes I've also found records that are much shorter and much longer than 18 feet. I need sources, people!
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    Oct 15, 2013 1:57 AM GMT
    Har19 saidThe Papau new guine part icon_eek.gif

    Wiki: Etoro people:
    The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 12 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.

    The Etoro believe that they each contain a certain amount of life force, the highest concentrations of which are contained in semen. This life force passes to others through sexual relations. Women are seen to waste the life force if they do not get pregnant after sexual intercourse. As people get older, and their bodies weaken, this is attributed to a depletion of their life force.


    ETA: I definitely need more life force, guys, any volunteer feeders out there?
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    Oct 15, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
    theplanedonecrashed said"and you can't spit, midget so you obviously must swallow motherfucker"... oops wait... icon_surprised.gif

    speaking of swallowing and semen, any guys in here that refuse to kiss whoever after getting head from them? is that a certain etiquette or something? i used to hear it in rap songs all the time like nas rewind. icon_neutral.gif

    Nobody has ever refused to kiss me after a blowjob, semen or not, and if someone tried they'd get kicked to the curb immediately.
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    Oct 15, 2013 3:21 AM GMT
    Just one teaspoon?
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    Well it's nice to know it's low in cholesterol. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 15, 2013 7:10 AM GMT
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    Oct 15, 2013 11:37 AM GMT
    Neight saidJust one teaspoon?


    Hmmm talking about teaspoon I was rather skeptical about it as well..should be somewhere around tablespoon or Soup spoon for that matter.

    I believe one Soup-spoon is the appropriate average volume per ejaculation.
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    Oct 15, 2013 11:42 AM GMT
    meninlove said

    Well it's nice to know it's low in cholesterol. icon_lol.gif


    If I'm being terribly critical, I would curiously like to know the breakdown of the LDL and HDL. Ahh snap! icon_lol.gif

    *that as well I assume subject to the genetic inheritance...or whatever it may be. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 15, 2013 11:44 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    Har19 saidThe Papau new guine part icon_eek.gif

    Wiki: Etoro people:
    The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 12 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.

    The Etoro believe that they each contain a certain amount of life force, the highest concentrations of which are contained in semen. This life force passes to others through sexual relations. Women are seen to waste the life force if they do not get pregnant after sexual intercourse. As people get older, and their bodies weaken, this is attributed to a depletion of their life force.


    ETA: I definitely need more life force, guys, any volunteer feeders out there?


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    2. +1
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    Oct 15, 2013 11:48 AM GMT
    Timbales saidBlueberries are not only packed with antioxidants, they can make your semen taste great.


    I do highly believe in Lemons as well. icon_cool.gif

    thanks. will try.
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    Oct 15, 2013 12:14 PM GMT
    Very interesting. But the Etoro people are fucked up.
  • Hothouse

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    Oct 15, 2013 12:55 PM GMT
    What's the difference between mayonnaise and semen?

    Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of your throat at 31 miles per hour.