Gym Stories

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    Oct 18, 2013 4:15 PM GMT
    I need a place to tell my gym stories.
    Something homoerotic happens there every day.
    I've been holding off because what I experience is so unbelievable.

    For instance, my 25 year old work-out partner of a few months is getting really over-the-top with his homoerotic humor.

    As far as he knows, I'm straight and he has a girlfriend (who he doesn't seem to know what to do with) so I don't think he's hinting but every joke has become something like "Stop looking at my ass" or "stop imagining me naked and get back to lifting."

    Yesterday he started calling out to passing strangers "Help! My friend here keeps trying to feel me up!"

    That's pretty outlandish, right?

    It's confusing and embarrassing but, truth be known, it's also making me hot.

    I've started saying things to him like, "If I had a handsome boyfriend like you, I'd rip you apart."

    His response?

    "Nope. I have buns of steel."

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    Oct 18, 2013 5:08 PM GMT
    He is fine with his sexuality. I doubt he is gay. He thinks he is awesome, narcissistic even maybe.
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    Oct 18, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
    HarrisTaylor saidHe is fine with his sexuality. I doubt he is gay. He thinks he is awesome, narcissistic even maybe.

    Yup. You nailed it.
    I'm just confused why he was so quiet the first few months. Then he went wacky.
    Who ever heard of someone not feeling confident enough to show how confident he is?

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    Oct 18, 2013 10:04 PM GMT
    My other new work-out partner today, who's my age, shocked me when he asked, "John, you can be second if you want but aren't I the best looking guy at the gym with the best body?"
    I was a bit confused because no one has ever asked me anything like that before in my whole life. I told him, "Well, I think you're a handsome man with a great body but I think there are a few other guys here I'd say the same about."
    He actually seemed disappointed but that was the most I was going to give him. I could have easily added, "And I'd fuck you in a second."
    He said he used to be a professional bodybuilder and he's got pictures of himself in magazines winning awards. Well, I'm certainly eager to take a look.
    My point here is that I've never before told a straight guy how handsome I thought he was and here I've done it two days in a row!
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    Oct 18, 2013 10:13 PM GMT
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    Oct 18, 2013 10:29 PM GMT
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    Oct 19, 2013 12:20 AM GMT
    fable said
    NO1CURR

    Cares about what?
    I'm trying to figure out my straight friends.
    If you don't care, you don't have to be here.
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    Oct 19, 2013 7:18 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidMy other new work-out partner today, who's my age, shocked me when he asked, "John, you can be second if you want but aren't I the best looking guy at the gym with the best body?"
    I was a bit confused because no one has ever asked me anything like that before in my whole life. I told him, "Well, I think you're a handsome man with a great body but I think there are a few other guys here I'd say the same about."
    He actually seemed disappointed but that was the most I was going to give him. I could have easily added, "And I'd fuck you in a second."
    He said he used to be a professional bodybuilder and he's got pictures of himself in magazines winning awards. Well, I'm certainly eager to take a look.
    My point here is that I've never before told a straight guy how handsome I thought he was and here I've done it two days in a row!


    It's a sort of "I'm clearly fishing for compliments so hard that it's a joke but it's secretly not such a joke thing." You should have been more effusive and played along. It's more fun that way.
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    Oct 19, 2013 4:15 PM GMT
    ^ Yeah, you're right, he was fishing for compliments. That's OK with me because when a straight guy does that, I feel free to say what I'm thinking.
    It *was* odd though that he asked me in the middle of a set when I was spotting him! When I stopped to think of a reply, he laughed and said, "Just say YES!"
    I did milk it though, as you suggested, telling him how unusual it was for a great looking guy like him to have such a good personality too.
    I didn't really think it was odd but wanted to make another compliment.
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    Oct 19, 2013 4:21 PM GMT
    I have a few gym-going friends here that also experience homoerotic occurances every time they go to the gym. I don't want this to be my own personal thread and hope others post about what they see too!
    That said, today at the gym, two guys who I know greeted each other in an odd way. They shook hands, came in for the ghetto hug, and one kissed the other on the shoulder.
    The hell?
    What kind of a greeting is that? For some reason it bugged me - like he though he was really cool. I don't know why I had a negative reaction to it.
    Has anyone ever seen that greeting before?
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    Oct 30, 2013 11:07 PM GMT
    A new friend at the gym started hitting on me severely today. I've never experienced anything like this before - not even in a gay bar.
    He started out by saying he liked the woman across from us. He liked her because she was blonde. Then he went on to say that he likes blondes so much that he would do me if I put on a blonde wig.
    He went on to say quite a few times how much he wanted to do me from behind because he could then make believe I was a woman.
    I was taken back and dumbfounded for a response.
    I think I laughed and said, "That's great Halloween talk" which doesnt even make sense.
    If he wasn't so hot I would have been creeped out but since I've been eyeing him for a while, I got pretty turned on. I also felt him up a little while I was telling him to calm down - which in my mind meant "I want you bad but can we not discuss this in the middle of the gym?"
    Anywayz - he gave me his phone number.
    After he left, I noticed my back pocket was hanging out since I just washed my pants.
    Isn't that the international sign for "gay and looking?"
    I'm wondering if that had anything to do with it.


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    Nov 03, 2013 8:04 PM GMT
    Broken_Trollileo said
    And to anyone who is a patron or guest of any facility that provides towels: don't take more than the towels you legitimately need.


    What about if we take the towels home and keep them? Is that bad?
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    Nov 03, 2013 9:37 PM GMT
    @Broken... one word... WOW.
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    Nov 03, 2013 10:10 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidA new friend at the gym started hitting on me severely today. I've never experienced anything like this before - not even in a gay bar.
    He started out by saying he liked the woman across from us. He liked her because she was blonde. Then he went on to say that he likes blondes so much that he would do me if I put on a blonde wig.
    He went on to say quite a few times how much he wanted to do me from behind because he could then make believe I was a woman.
    I was taken back and dumbfounded for a response.
    I think I laughed and said, "That's great Halloween talk" which doesnt even make sense.
    If he wasn't so hot I would have been creeped out but since I've been eyeing him for a while, I got pretty turned on. I also felt him up a little while I was telling him to calm down - which in my mind meant "I want you bad but can we not discuss this in the middle of the gym?"
    Anywayz - he gave me his phone number.
    After he left, I noticed my back pocket was hanging out since I just washed my pants.
    Isn't that the international sign for "gay and looking?"
    I'm wondering if that had anything to do with it.




    Wow, I wish I get hit on every once in a while to boost my self-esteem. Nothing like that ever happened to me at the gym.

    One incident I found weird and awkward is this one guy shaving his pubic hair in the shower stall. He wasn't discreet about it either. He stood right in front of his stall facing outward for everyone see.