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    Nov 29, 2008 5:46 PM GMT
    www.urbandictionary.com

    My fave still has to be Spiderman....cracks me up everytime
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    Nov 29, 2008 8:27 PM GMT
    vegetarian:

    A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats. The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.



    I just like their definition!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 29, 2008 8:45 PM GMT
    I watched Will and Grace recently so I had to post this!

    poodle balling

    I once heard it means two lesbians are pleasuring each other by rubbing their "who-ha's(vaginas) together
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    Nov 29, 2008 8:54 PM GMT
    World War III
    When all the nation on Earth nuked the shit out of eachother. Afterwards what few survivors there were lived in caves in Montana and spent their lives chugging whiskey until Zefram Cochran built a space ship out of a missile and brought back really smart friendly aliens who fixed everything




    Russian guy: Oh, you want some vodka?
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    Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
    Superman is funny too (no I don't have a subconscious desire for a girlfriend....it's just funny)
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    Nov 29, 2008 10:45 PM GMT
    Ok, at first I was upset that you didn't post the definitions for Spiderman and Superman, forcing us to go onto urban dictionary and look it up ourselves... until I read the definition. Now I'm thankful you didn't post it.
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    Nov 29, 2008 11:18 PM GMT
    Booty Grazing

    The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.
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    Nov 29, 2008 11:22 PM GMT
    "PLAH, SPIDERMAN!!!"
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    Nov 29, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
    photobombing

    Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise.
    Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.
    Jim is always photobombing, he messed ups some of the best photos from the wedding.
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    Nov 29, 2008 11:49 PM GMT
    Slag:

    "a woman that fucks behind her partners back with numerous men, with no feeling what so ever for the people she is hurting."

    The use in a sentence is what kills me:

    "you are nothin but a fuckin slag claire. i hope you catch syphilis because it will probably make your stinking gash smell better"
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    Nov 30, 2008 4:55 AM GMT
    gaybie

    "the child of a gay couple. plain and simple.

    "Have you had the chance to see Dan & Terry's gaybie? He is absolutely fabulous and cute as a button!""
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    Nov 30, 2008 5:05 AM GMT
    TJ85016 saidSuperman is funny too (no I don't have a subconscious desire for a girlfriend....it's just funny)


    dog
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    Nov 30, 2008 5:13 AM GMT
    George w Bush ...possibly stupidest man alive
    He waved to Stevie Wonder ... icon_eek.gif
    He said the French dont even have a word for entrepreneur, entrepreneur is a french word. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 30, 2008 5:24 AM GMT
    PSCalif said"PLAH, SPIDERMAN!!!"



    lighten up dude,,,,,that's some funny shit.

    The best source for words to lookup is hip hop lyrics. Superman and Spiderman are from Soulja-Boy (truly fabulous music LOL ...joke)
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    Nov 30, 2008 5:27 AM GMT
    Blowjob

    the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

    "She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."



    The other definitions weren't as funny as this. icon_lol.gif Not to mention the pic is a little weird - I never thought I would see a picture of a naked woman sucking a dildo strapped to a teddy bear. There's a time and place for everything....
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    Nov 30, 2008 5:32 AM GMT
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    PSCalif said"PLAH, SPIDERMAN!!!"



    lighten up dude,,,,,that's some funny shit.

    The best source for words to lookup is hip hop lyrics. Superman and Spiderman are from Soulja-Boy (truly fabulous music LOL ...joke)


    Well, it is an interesting and funny idea, but I'd personally rather swallow than have it slung at me. I'd be like, "Uh, what the fuck was that for...and hello, I was doing that for a reason. Don't you think I kinda wanted some of that?" I can turn anything to an argument. LOL!
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    Nov 30, 2008 5:52 AM GMT
    Hot Pineapple Sauce



    While doing a girl/boy in the ass, a guy urinates(in the ass)and then moments later(given the time needed)he blows his load, then pulls out and lies down while the girl/boy farts a combination of Gizz and Urine in his face thus creating the mixture of "Hot Pineapple Sauce" (only to be performed by a sick, sick bastard)


    Ya know what I could use right now? A nice serving of "Hot Pineapple Sauce" FROM YOUR MOM!!!
    Jason and Rob love exchanging the "Hot Pineapple Sauce" to one another. "Hey guy, i could really go for some Hot Pineapple Sauce tonight"
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    Nov 30, 2008 6:51 AM GMT
    KillerGardenGnome saidHot Pineapple Sauce



    While doing a girl/boy in the ass, a guy urinates(in the ass)and then moments later(given the time needed)he blows his load, then pulls out and lies down while the girl/boy farts a combination of Gizz and Urine in his face thus creating the mixture of "Hot Pineapple Sauce" (only to be performed by a sick, sick bastard)


    Ya know what I could use right now? A nice serving of "Hot Pineapple Sauce" FROM YOUR MOM!!!
    Jason and Rob love exchanging the "Hot Pineapple Sauce" to one another. "Hey guy, i could really go for some Hot Pineapple Sauce tonight"


    That's really wrong! icon_cry.gif
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    Nov 30, 2008 7:05 AM GMT
    hahaha back in the day Dr. Ruth Westheimer came to our college and a girl asked if pee come out when a man gets a blowjob. Dr.Ruth said not possible a man can't pee with a full erection. She was laughed at. bwaahahahah.

    That old gal must be in her 80's now. She must have had alot of sex, just never the Hot pinapple!

    That was a sick/funny one though.
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    Nov 30, 2008 7:13 AM GMT
    "Spiderman" is on TNT now haha. I don't remember Toby McGuire cumming though LOL

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    Nov 30, 2008 7:27 AM GMT
    Steak and Blowjob Day 2549 up, 252 down
    Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

    The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
    Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Barry get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

    Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob.
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    Nov 30, 2008 7:28 AM GMT
    TJ85016 saidwww.urbandictionary.com

    My fave still has to be Spiderman....cracks me up everytime


    that and supeman was very funny!! Thanks I needed a laugh!!icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 30, 2008 8:09 AM GMT
    lol@vegetarian

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    Nov 30, 2008 8:17 AM GMT
    Oh and this entry is my favorite in urbandictionary:

    Gayspam

    Not because it's funny but because the guy in the example (XSAX) is actually someone I've met a year ago (about the same time this was made, I only found out about the urbandictionary entry about 2 months ago). He was a spammer in an online game who always called everybody else gay which got him kicked from the game pretty often and made him very popular to open-source gamers.
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    Nov 30, 2008 11:25 AM GMT
    minger:

    a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down.

    god i love british slang! icon_lol.gif