Things you can only say at thanksgiving

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    Nov 30, 2008 4:25 AM GMT
    Ok guys I didn't write this but I found it online and I thought it was funny.

    THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON THANKSGIVING
    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. That's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


    I'm a lister i can't help it lol

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    Nov 30, 2008 4:27 AM GMT
    What about 'Mom... Dad... I'm Gay'? icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 30, 2008 4:29 AM GMT
    lol I say those things on a daily bases, thanksgiving is just an excuse for everyone to be okay with it.
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    Nov 30, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
    I love cream cheese on my Conchas!!

    This was actually in a food city add. The dude was talking to his Mexican princess and next thing I heard he was talking cream on conchas...sounds like pussy to me...LOL

    FAIL!!

    Conchas (Mexican Sweet-Topped Buns)

    Still sounds gross


    http://www.recipezaar.com/Conchas-Mexican-Sweet-Topped-Buns-119586
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    Nov 30, 2008 4:52 AM GMT


    My Dad (Doug's) god bless him, always had an after Thanksgiving prayer that he would say after we stuffed ourselves and before we all waddled into the living room.

    "The Lord be praised,
    My belly is raised,
    An inch above the table,
    And I'll be damned,
    If I'm not crammed,
    As much as I am able"



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    Nov 30, 2008 5:52 AM GMT
    onslaught saidlol I say those things on a daily bases, thanksgiving is just an excuse for everyone to be okay with it.


    Wow you sound like a fun guy to roll with!
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    Nov 30, 2008 9:16 AM GMT
    Something else you can only say on Thanksgiving,
    I poisoned the turkey....
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