Finally, the world is safe from flatulators

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    Oct 26, 2013 2:07 PM GMT
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/24/fart-filtering-underwear_n_4156400.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
  • roadbikeRob

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    Oct 26, 2013 2:40 PM GMT
    This has to be a joke.
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    Oct 26, 2013 3:22 PM GMT
    roadbikeRob saidThis has to be a joke.


    Do I ever post anything that isn't?

    If you think they will help, give them a try.

    http://io9.com/5876281/most-important-scientific-study-ever-what-about-farting-astronauts
  • Fritter

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    Oct 26, 2013 3:23 PM GMT
    Finally I can increase my protein intake without the worry of nasty protein farts! icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 26, 2013 3:24 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    roadbikeRob saidThis has to be a joke.


    Do I ever post anything that isn't?

    If you think they will help, give them a try.

    http://io9.com/5876281/most-important-scientific-study-ever-what-about-farting-astronauts
    You are one hilarious guy.
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    Oct 26, 2013 3:25 PM GMT
    Fritter saidFinally I can increase my protein intake without the worry of nasty protein farts! icon_lol.gif


    the miracles of modern science

    And for the times when you want to toot your own horn

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  • roadbikeRob

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    Oct 26, 2013 3:31 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    Fritter saidFinally I can increase my protein intake without the worry of nasty protein farts! icon_lol.gif


    the miracles of modern science

    And for the times when you want to toot your own horn

    photo bikefart.jpg
    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Oct 26, 2013 3:39 PM GMT
    And if for some reason, you can't toot your own horn, and need some help

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    Oct 26, 2013 3:43 PM GMT
    I need to go dancing tonight and burn up some energy.

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    Oct 26, 2013 3:43 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree saidAnd if for some reason, you can't toot your own horn, and need some help

    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    How about some of them old ladies that suffer from gas painsicon_question.gificon_lol.gif
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    Oct 26, 2013 4:39 PM GMT
    This is another version of an idea for blankets, marketed a few years ago. Not sure these are sold anymore:

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    Oct 26, 2013 7:21 PM GMT
    Aristoshark needs a pair of these drawers over his mouth!!
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    Oct 26, 2013 7:24 PM GMT
    ART_DECO saidThis is another version of an idea for blankets, marketed a few years ago. Not sure these are sold anymore:



    Too late for Ernie and Ethel...icon_sad.gif
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    Oct 26, 2013 7:44 PM GMT
    turbobilly said
    ART_DECO saidThis is another version of an idea for blankets, marketed a few years ago. Not sure these are sold anymore:



    Too late for Ernie and Ethel...icon_sad.gif


    Sounds like 100 octane to me too.
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    Oct 26, 2013 7:46 PM GMT
    At least when I hike my skirt like this, you'll know the real reason.

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    Oct 26, 2013 8:14 PM GMT

    science is fun....don't do this behind a cow icon_lol.gif

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    Oct 26, 2013 8:19 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    turbobilly said
    ART_DECO saidThis is another version of an idea for blankets, marketed a few years ago. Not sure these are sold anymore:



    Too late for Ernie and Ethel...icon_sad.gif


    Sounds like 100 octane to me too.


    Something about "dutch ovens" in the six-week marriage of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman...damn, I bet that broad could raise a ruckus...icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 26, 2013 8:19 PM GMT
    scruffLA said
    science is fun....don't do this behind a cow icon_lol.gif



    He's gay .... a pink flame.

    Mine were always green (methane) according to my friends.
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    Oct 26, 2013 8:21 PM GMT
    turbobilly said
    freedomisntfree said
    turbobilly said
    ART_DECO saidThis is another version of an idea for blankets, marketed a few years ago. Not sure these are sold anymore:



    Too late for Ernie and Ethel...icon_sad.gif


    Sounds like 100 octane to me too.


    Something about "dutch ovens" in the six-week marriage of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman...damn, I bet that broad could raise a ruckus...icon_eek.gif


    Yep, 'fill it up with ethel'. You gotta be pretty goddamn old to have ever said that.
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    Oct 26, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    scruffLA said
    science is fun....don't do this behind a cow icon_lol.gif



    He's gay .... a pink flame.

    Mine were always green (methane) according to my friends.



    green? all of them appear to be pink or blue flame

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    Oct 26, 2013 9:26 PM GMT
    scruffLA said
    freedomisntfree said
    scruffLA said
    science is fun....don't do this behind a cow icon_lol.gif



    He's gay .... a pink flame.

    Mine were always green (methane) according to my friends.



    green? all of them appear to be pink or blue flame



    Enough methane and it will burn green. You gotta trust an expert on these kinda of things.

    edit: on second thought ... blue is close enough. The blue / green is methane.
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    Oct 26, 2013 10:42 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    Fritter saidFinally I can increase my protein intake without the worry of nasty protein farts! icon_lol.gif


    the miracles of modern science

    And for the times when you want to toot your own horn

    photo bikefart.jpg


    That is absolutely hilarious LMAO
  • roadbikeRob

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    Nov 02, 2013 4:52 PM GMT
    Blakes7 saidAristoshark needs a pair of these drawers over his mouth!!
    The only thing that might work on Aristoshark's big mouth is asphalt mix that is used to fill in potholes.