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CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 30, 2008 5:25 PM GMT
Alright, so you might be able to tell that my focus is very keen. I use language of productive feedback.

I will come here when I choose to hear about the way our society is progressing in fields I will list later on, as well as news about the routines which once developed are consistently effective for humanity and used until the situation amongst individuals of an equal opportunity group are excluded from procedure due to completion and/or achievement.

First on the agenda, is eco-friendly living. I had an idea a little while back for a TV show like Xibitz Pimp My Ride for hybrids and electric cars. Basically prosperous investors spending vast amounts of their abundance on environmentally friendly community service. Secondly, one of great importance, is the usage of educational facilities to promote well-being for the planet with a mandatory curriculum which teaches the basics for the platform our major earthly organizations such as Arbor Day Foundation and Rain Forest Preservation frequently utilize in our interaction with the plants of the world. Lastly, our mechanical disposal services ideally are meant to be in cooperation with businesses, residences and the employees for environmental conservation by using recycling receptacles in public places,(which I have recently been blessed to witness and participate) organized disposal of commodities in the household via jurisdiction over the communities waste management and dump site's reception of garbage cans, as well as an assembly line effort in a dump to further produce circulation of recycled materials.


let me elaborate about this forum a little in my own words.

Some of the events, and actions here in are significant once applied which furthermore implies that I am using somewhat of a "Serenity Prayer" (Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference) technique to both list and possibly start progress with sharing a vision. Therefore, my stories however uplifting I can make them by eliminating any pain I've seen up until now in my life, might not be entirely true in this case because I'm using my imagination for an improvement.
Nov 30, 2008 11:04 PM GMT
While I am certain you have the very best intentions, it is extremely difficult to understand what you are talking about. Maybe a plain English translation would help. I know it would help me.
DCEric Posts: 1551
Dec 01, 2008 3:05 AM GMT
ursamajor saidWhile I am certain you have the very best intentions, it is extremely difficult to understand what you are talking about. Maybe a plain English translation would help. I know it would help me.


It would also be nice if the text was in black. Not to whine or anything.
Dec 01, 2008 3:17 AM GMT
I agree, the text is awful to read in red. I stopped reading after the 3rd sentence cuz I couldn't take it.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 01, 2008 4:56 AM GMT
ursamajor saidWhile I am certain you have the very best intentions, it is extremely difficult to understand what you are talking about. Maybe a plain English translation would help. I know it would help me.


Lol, you cum here.

Anyway

So, another idea of importance is the Taxi Service Trucks with hauling beds for transportation of objects that won't fit in the trunk of a car. There's an article about the taxi service in San Francisco which deserves more promotion than I have seen up until now.


oh, and muchmorethanmuscle, I have two words for you

sex ashes
Dec 01, 2008 5:11 AM GMT
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 01, 2008 5:43 AM GMT
I love it when places you can buy drinks, like dance clubs have hosts taking keys at the door and breathalizers before you exit the club because it ensures sobriety among the people who get into the social setting where you can meet sexy singles, drive and put your best foot forward.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 01, 2008 6:05 AM GMT
I just joined a group on Myspace where I can brag about my success later on in life, JockBoy LockerRoom, and it has mature content too. I'm not sure yet which one I will be using more.
dancedd Posts: 224
Dec 01, 2008 7:36 AM GMT
gettoknowit saidI just joined a group on Myspace where I can brag about my success later on in life, JockBoy LockerRoom, and it has mature content too. I'm not sure yet which one I will be using more.



what kind of success are you talking about?
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 02, 2008 5:48 AM GMT
the kind when, once I have everything I like figured out just the way I like it I can repeat myself again and again enjoyably, same fun story, different day.
DCEric Posts: 1551
Dec 02, 2008 9:44 PM GMT
Seriously dude:
Dec 02, 2008 10:13 PM GMT
have you been eating the jolly browny?


dancedd Posts: 224
Dec 02, 2008 10:50 PM GMT
gettoknowit saidthe kind when, once I have everything I like figured out just the way I like it I can repeat myself again and again enjoyably, same fun story, different day.



well we are all trying to strive for that
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 03, 2008 4:12 AM GMT
laminated solar-tint on the windows of tall buildings. And humanity has the technology to deflect solar flares in directions to support earth and humanity's electrical systems.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 04, 2008 3:19 AM GMT
All Department of Motor Vehicles requires all smog checks to run a carbon footprint diagnostic on the vehicle under question to test for hybrid parts and the driver receives certification to legally operate a vehicle based on eco-friendly results with authentic government assistance to classify the vehicle as hybrid.

Staffing Agencies world wide list the solar panel windows as top job for temporary employees.

http://www.windowanddoor.com/article/feature-article/will-windows-be-used-solar-power
Dec 04, 2008 3:37 AM GMT
Alright, so you might be able to tell that my focus is very keen. I stray from stereotypes and use language of productive feedback.







did you use an online translator to create this little gem?
Dec 04, 2008 3:40 AM GMT
This thread reminds me of a book I have

CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 04, 2008 3:46 AM GMT
dancerjack saidAlright, so you might be able to tell that my focus is very keen. I stray from stereotypes and use language of productive feedback.







did you use an online translator to create this little gem?


Hallelujah, I may have gotten across to someone.
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Dec 04, 2008 4:02 AM GMT
Ok I get it.. its December were all excited for Christmas but do you really need to be typing everything in red? I think my CAPD just got worse..

CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 04, 2008 7:18 PM GMT
Cities have a curfew applied to the daylight hours for citizens to be in the countryside at a dawn time relevant to a climate zone in all populated areas with solar energy buildings.

Birth Control and weather patterns which support sunlight shining on the areas with large wattage measurements from solar energy buildings also seems realistic.
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1957
Dec 04, 2008 7:23 PM GMT
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 05, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
All shipping docks on the east coast of the USA moderate vehicle deliverance to prohibit exhaust from the ocean and route acceptance of automobiles to compatible ports the sea has with street transportation.

Caravan mission of vehicles on the coast of the USA to the desert is complete with energy conservation parking lot Area 51.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 05, 2008 2:59 AM GMT
Airports transport licensed drivers to minimize vehicle emissions in areas prone to influence of tropical weather.
Dec 05, 2008 3:01 AM GMT
Most annoying thread ever
dancedd Posts: 224
Dec 05, 2008 3:13 AM GMT
gettoknowit saidAll shipping docks on the east coast of the USA moderate vehicle deliverance to prohibit exhaust from the ocean and route acceptance of automobiles to compatible ports the sea has with street transportation.

Caravan mission of vehicles on the coast of the USA to the desert is complete with energy conservation parking lot Area 51.


where do u get your info mr
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 05, 2008 8:07 PM GMT
dancedd said
gettoknowit saidAll shipping docks on the east coast of the USA moderate vehicle deliverance to prohibit exhaust from the ocean and route acceptance of automobiles to compatible ports the sea has with street transportation.

Caravan mission of vehicles on the coast of the USA to the desert is complete with energy conservation parking lot Area 51.


where do u get your info mr


empowerment
Mars Posts: 151
Dec 05, 2008 8:51 PM GMT
gettoknowit saidAlright, so you might be able to tell that my focus is very keen. I stray from stereotypes and use language of productive feedback.

I will come here when I choose to hear about the way our society is progressing in fields I will list later on, as well as news about the routines which once developed are consistently effective for humanity and used until the situation amongst individuals of an equal opportunity group are excluded from procedure due to completion and/or achievement.

First on the agenda, is eco-friendly living. I had an idea a little while back for a TV show like Xibitz Pimp My Ride for hybrids and electric cars. Basically prosperous investors spending vast amounts of their abundance on environmentally friendly community service. Secondly, one of great importance, is the usage of educational facilities to promote well-being for the planet with a mandatory curriculum which teaches the basics for the platform our major earthly organizations such as Arbor Day Foundation and Rain Forest Preservation frequently utilize in our interaction with the plants of the world. Lastly, our mechanical disposal services ideally are meant to be in cooperation with businesses, residences and the employees for environmental conservation by using recycling receptacles in public places,(which I have recently been blessed to witness and participate) organized disposal of commodities in the household via jurisdiction over the communities waste management and dump site's reception of garbage cans, as well as an assembly line effort in a dump to further produce circulation of recycled materials.





I think Mr. Mackie says it all...


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CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 05, 2008 8:56 PM GMT
Oxygen producing air filters in mufflers. I'm on a roll.
Dec 05, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
i'm so completely confused. i don't know if i'm supposed to manamana this thread or not... no, no, no... i have the solution:

CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 06, 2008 4:18 PM GMT
Solar powered desert automotive engine electricity generators.

All automobile manufactures equip vehicles with parts to self-lubricate the vehicles engine and other moving parts.
Dec 06, 2008 4:25 PM GMT
This is what happens when an educated man smokes way too much weed.
Dec 06, 2008 4:29 PM GMT
Like dude, if took how much something weighs, then you, like, multipleied the speed of light times itself, and then, get this, you multiply those two things together, you'd get this like totally awsome number that would be like, you know, energy.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 06, 2008 4:32 PM GMT
Ok, with a little bit of application of these processes I can at last be comfortable with the earth's temperature situation, I believe.
Hunter9 Posts: 578
Dec 06, 2008 4:33 PM GMT
ahh, the beauty of the internets
Dec 06, 2008 4:47 PM GMT
How about we learn that the earth actually cools and heats no matter what we do. ( I believe this is has been recorded for years. See IceAge, 1-3, heating 2-4)

I drive an SUV. And I will. For at least the next ten years. ( but I only drive 5,000 miles per year and I work from home so I do not commute and I do not have air conditioning or heating and I have Earth Friendly light bulbs and I recycle everything.)

And man made global warming is a joke. And in 5 years, when everyone sees it, I want to be on record as saying it is a joke. I hate when everyone else says they knew it, too. They don't. I do.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 08, 2008 3:05 PM GMT
Ok, so this one could come across a somewhat understandably.

Seasonal six state educational campus of Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Illinois and Kentucky teaching about the fame gate streets of the east coast.

Dec 08, 2008 3:28 PM GMT
Actually gettoknowit, I like some of your ideas, and to all you who have commented about the confusion of this thread, well, this is not mary jane talkin this is acid, gotta be, or maybe rooms. Drugs can be fun if used in applied science.
Dec 08, 2008 3:32 PM GMT


We think it's Discordian, as described to us by an extremely intelligent RJer.
Dec 08, 2008 3:50 PM GMT
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 10, 2008 3:16 AM GMT
"Behind the scenes" productions on DVD's are broadcast to movie player websites for viewing.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 10, 2008 3:25 AM GMT
Charitable and Cheerful websites are advertised on TV.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_Life_Web_Project
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 30, 2008 12:35 AM GMT
Although I am ignorant of the personality behind the acceptance of the vision for the USA within the mind of president Obama, I wish you well with the word you will hear in political news about the name of our elected people in positions of authority and power.
Dec 30, 2008 12:39 AM GMT
Anyone who doesn't relish gettoknowit's posts must not like ironic performance art.

This stuff is genius.
Dec 30, 2008 1:50 AM GMT
PSCalif Posts: 475
Dec 30, 2008 2:11 AM GMT
I sent in six boxtops. In only six to eight weeks, I'll have my gettoknowit decoder ring.

THEN you'll all be jealous beatches!
Dec 30, 2008 7:15 PM GMT
jprichva saidAnyone who doesn't relish gettoknowit's posts must not like ironic performance art.

This stuff is genius.


I sometimes think so, and at other times I remember the quote about genius being very close to another mental state.
Dec 30, 2008 7:21 PM GMT

"I sometimes think so, and at other times I remember the quote about genius being very close to another mental state."

Euphoria?
BodyWork4 Posts: 1925
Dec 30, 2008 7:23 PM GMT
gettoknowit saidlaminated solar-tint on the windows of tall buildings. And humanity has the technology to deflect solar flares in directions to support earth and humanity's electrical systems.


I'm sorry but how many MEDS are you on when you post?


Here's an idea... OXYGEN and breathe deeeeeeply and slowly.

CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Dec 30, 2008 8:38 PM GMT
A dome of sturctural integrity to withstand a volcanic blast covering YellowStone national park.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jan 02, 2009 7:55 PM GMT


Discovery Project Earth...just one of their shows I've seen

These people have some marvelous ideas and technology.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jan 11, 2009 12:40 AM GMT
Artificial geology laboratory for making materials to construct edifice.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Mar 17, 2009 8:05 PM GMT

Driver's education classes required by federal law to test the reflexes of students to small animal figurines in course before being granted certification for automobile operation and licensing to ensure vehicle operation supports human life.
BodyWork4 Posts: 1925
Mar 17, 2009 8:12 PM GMT
Focus?
Keen?


At the risk of redundancy - try this progressive evolutionary step: the red print has to go

and finally on a day like to today, I'd be all over taking a hit from that bong ur smokin brother.
withHonor Posts: 908
Mar 17, 2009 8:16 PM GMT
Maybe if we speak to him in another language he'll understand,

who gives a crap!?
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Mar 22, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
Royalties to actors and muscians with publishers and copyrights mandatory for computer sales.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Mar 23, 2009 8:24 PM GMT
All schools hold backpacks on the educational facility's premesis for each student with study hall periods inside school campus for independent curriculum practice and there are metal detectors with survelance to provide evidense of materials being kept on campus and students arriving with the dress code obeyed in the entry and exit ways of each classroom and building of an educational facility that provides materials for the study of a subject a student attends.

Materials for learning are provided by the schools.

www.teacherswarehouse.org
www.donorschoose.org

GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 23, 2009 8:39 PM GMT
Hey pumkin, how I've missed your posts. As usual, I have no idea what you're trying to say, but I've missed them none the less.
Mar 23, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
I've read several of your posts, and cannot figure out a damn thing you're trying to say. Seriously. I'm sitting here at my desk with this twisted look on my face, my head starts to hurt a little bit and then my nose bleeds. Either I'm having a stroke, or you've caused my brain to implode.

Regardless, thanks for the headache. I really appreciate it.

http://academicwriting.suite101.com/article.cfm/how_to_write_a_complete_sentence

http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewarticle.asp?id=19869&authorid=1606
Mar 23, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
gettoknowit saidAll schools hold backpacks on the educational facility's premesis for each student with study hall periods inside school campus for independent curriculum practice and there are metal detectors with survelance to provide evidense of materials being kept on campus and students arriving with the dress code obeyed in the entry and exit ways of each classroom and building of an educational facility that provides materials for the study of a subject a student attends.




This reminds me of a grammar test out of grade school...something where you'd have to rewrite the paragraph to make it more coherent.

Although I guess in this case, there's no lollipop prize for being right. Those were the days....
jprichva Posts: 4651
Mar 23, 2009 8:57 PM GMT
Tapper saidI've read several of your posts, and cannot figure out a damn thing you're trying to say. Seriously. I'm sitting here at my desk with this twisted look on my face, my head starts to hurt a little bit and then my nose bleeds.

You haven't been on RJ long enough, Tapper. The OP is well-known for his poetically incoherent use lof language. It's a form of performance art. You don't try to understand it, you just---experience it. Think of it like reading Gertrude Stein.
Mar 23, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
jprichva said Think of it like reading Gertrude Stein.


Without having to pull hair from your teeth.

Tender ButtonsNo cup is broken in more places and mended, that is to say a plate is broken and mending does do that it shows that culture is Japanese. It shows the whole element of angels and orders. It does more to choosing and it does more to that ministering counting. It does, it does change in more water.

Supposing a single piece is a hair supposing more of them are orderly, does that show that strength, does that show that joint, does that show that balloon famously. Does it.

Mar 24, 2009 9:46 AM GMT
jprichva said
Tapper saidI've read several of your posts, and cannot figure out a damn thing you're trying to say. Seriously. I'm sitting here at my desk with this twisted look on my face, my head starts to hurt a little bit and then my nose bleeds.

You haven't been on RJ long enough, Tapper. The OP is well-known for his poetically incoherent use lof language. It's a form of performance art. You don't try to understand it, you just---experience it. Think of it like reading Gertrude Stein.


Ahh! I began going down that path yesterday, but didn't figure him to be that sharp. If that's the case, bravo.

I love this thread, though. The pancake bunny cracks me up.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Apr 04, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidHey pumkin, how I've missed your posts. As usual, I have no idea what you're trying to say, but I've missed them none the less.


thats such a nice thing to say, thanks for the acknowledgement.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Apr 04, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
GPS attached to every relaxation cd to ensure the instructions of stillness are followed when listening.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 02, 2009 12:38 PM GMT
Although lazer motion detectors on railroad tracks seems possible, I'm not quite sure if it is logical.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 02, 2009 1:00 PM GMT
perhaps monitoring traffic with lazer lights would work with a traffic signal "newstreetlights" for both directions of traffic flow on a street moving seperately with one side at a time across a railroad crossing.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 02, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
Better yet put a big crane and magnet in/at railroad crossings for the "Just in case" scenario.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 05, 2009 8:23 PM GMT
Healthy energy boosting nutritional suppliments standard with every vehicle.
Webster666 Posts: 1230
May 05, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It gives me a headache trying to read that red print !

And, don't be afraid of paragraphs...
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 06, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
Designated drivers for people with prescription medication for depressants.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 06, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
cronker said


lucky rabbits foot! Score!!!
jprichva Posts: 4651
May 06, 2009 8:33 PM GMT
Get2knowit, you are completely nuts.
But you're so cute I just want to pinch those li'l cheeks.
However, you're still nuts.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 07, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
this is a great idea! http://www.wkbw.com/news/business/bizfirst/39359877.html

Story on driving simulators being implimented in schools.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 14, 2009 4:27 AM GMT
There is is a track type car system in the movie "Minority Report" with Tom Cruise that is excellent, as you may be able to see though I am a little skeptical.
May 21, 2009 8:40 PM GMT
Blah blah blah whatever.....
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 22, 2009 9:34 PM GMT
shock absorbers underneath buildings.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
May 29, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
This may seem a little patriotic of me, however its the only place I am aware of that has the kind of weather I creating a solution to...community basements for every neighborhood in the great plains of the U.S.A.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jun 12, 2009 4:22 AM GMT
I'm gonna be a little bit prepared for the worst here and say that amphibious vehicles on ocean coast shores as well as water resistant buildings are a good thing.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Jun 12, 2009 4:44 AM GMT
Pumkin, you're adorable, probably smarter than most of us, but I still have no idea what the hell you're going on about most of the time. I'm sure there are lot of intelligent very relevant things you want to say, they just aren't coming out in a way that most of our brains can easily make sense of.
jaded57 Posts: 66
Jun 12, 2009 5:33 AM GMT
Your cute smart and entertaining thats why I hotlisted you!!!!
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jun 14, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
let me elaborate about this forum a little in my own words.

Some of the events, and actions here in are significant once applied which furthermore implies that I am using somewhat of a "Serenity Prayer" (Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference) technique to both list and possibly start progress with sharing a vision. Therefore, my stories however uplifting I can make them by eliminating any pain I've seen up until now in my life, might not be entirely true in this case because I'm using my imagination for an improvement.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jun 19, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
Nutritiously edible foods and vegitation along any path traveled by/paved in public places.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM GMT
chain link fence nets on mountain roads to hold rocks to the side of the mountain.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM GMT
I love searching for stuff on search engins like yahoo.com and excite.com ones an expression and the other a feeling of happiness.
Delivis Posts: 1390
Jun 21, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
This is bordering on spam...really. Just a string of random sentences it seems.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jun 22, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
I don't know if there is any way to make up for lying, I'm not one to alert or warn usually partly because of the panic it would induce and secondly because of the word thats used in the process doesn't sound peaceful at all, I suppose I could more acutely define the things that are in the goal process as of yet and not yet accomplished.

Here are some tips.

The dome covering yellowstone would prevent a very large population of North america from experiencing a disaster.

The window covering on sky scrapers would be more energy effective, whether it is lamenated or not, would depend on company's preferece, there are roof top skylights and fire alarms for light and emergency detection. Who cares about the view when it comes to preserving fossil fuels.

Amphibius vehicles on coast lines is great for land to water travel during floods. And if we wish to manage time and use land near places currently in way of rising shore lines we ought to start making our underwater city in dry places.

The driving restraints would be great for traffiic flow, which effects delivery of commodities.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jul 24, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
You know, a thought occured to me that to learn from our mistakes there is also a system that is set up for that. We've got to be able to review. If we learn how to learn from our mistakes there will be a great order to society.

In my U.S. government class we went without a study of text books. If this habit is taught early in our educational endeavors, to study what has been studied by others, kind of like an editor before publishing, then we can familiarize ourselves with hopes ways. We had text books to learn about government, but we didn't learn about how to update text books.

Delivis Posts: 1390
Jul 24, 2009 8:21 PM GMT
get2knowit - i officially proclaim you to be the strangest poster on the RJ forums.
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 3652
Jul 24, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
Does the OP have Turet's Syndrome or something? I think my head might explode
Pinny Posts: 1722
Jul 24, 2009 8:57 PM GMT
I feel more confused now than I did when I saw my first vagina.
Jul 24, 2009 8:59 PM GMT
Delivis saidget2knowit - i officially proclaim you to be the strangest poster on the RJ forums.


That is quite some title, considering the competition.
fastprof Posts: 1717
Jul 24, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
Delivis saidget2knowit - i officially proclaim you to be the strangest poster on the RJ forums.


He reminds me of the character Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter series. HIs thoughts are 'near thoughts' and his sentences take you from their beginning, into a world different than that you expected.

The other interesting thing is the degree to which some try to engage him in a dialog that appears to be taking place through a wormhole.


John
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jul 27, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
I like those radar detectors that hint to a cop in the general vicinity near you. Those would be better with a light inside a capsule(so that it shines) because a majority of the people will pull over and give (an ambulance/authority vehicle) the right of way when their sirens are on if they could hear it before its at your window to overpower the radio.
Jul 27, 2009 2:59 AM GMT


Discordian, it is. Hey CreaseHem!
TrowelMonger Posts: 626
Jul 27, 2009 4:03 AM GMT
Yep Google language tools are fun.

>Chinese>English...

"


"Is Google's language tools for fun."
jprichva Posts: 4651
Jul 27, 2009 4:10 AM GMT
fastprof saidThe other interesting thing is the degree to which some try to engage him in a dialog that appears to be taking place through a wormhole.

You have to read his posts the way you would read Gertrude Stein. It's kind of brilliant, really.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Jul 27, 2009 4:43 AM GMT
fastprof said
He reminds me of the character Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter series. HIs thoughts are 'near thoughts' and his sentences take you from their beginning, into a world different than that you expected.


John


Yup, he's in his own lovely little world. I don't have to understand it, but I enjoy it anyway.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614
Jul 27, 2009 5:14 AM GMT
CreaseHem said...In my U.S. government class we went without a study of text books...


I took this one line and did it like Mad Libs, and this is what I came up with:

"Before father's Cyprus economics conference he started with some reading of Olive Garden menus."

I'm telling you, he's a bot.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Jul 29, 2009 3:04 PM GMT
http://www.alert-1.com/google/plans.asp?gclid=CJXsuIqX-5sCFSQeDQodj1cKAA

I've seen these life alert systems advertised on television. They can be used for any age.

Also, GPS trackers for a loved one/ parents enjoy this. I've even emailed Disney's Make-a-Wish foundation about it.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Aug 07, 2009 3:23 PM GMT
There could be a reference check as well as charity connections with the release of information which you give consent for in documentation of medical services.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Aug 07, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
I am almost certain, because we voted for someone who planned to provide good credit in the U.S., the people may actually create organizations and clubs to purposely win the Jackpots in gambling areas in order to improve the credit situation of the country, unless they just take the money and use it for that reason to begin with.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Aug 21, 2009 11:36 PM GMT
Two lane one way roads in hospital areas so people can pull over to the side.

CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Aug 31, 2009 10:09 PM GMT
Fake blood is confined strictly to use in theaters. That way the only people who show up in emergency rooms is people who actually have trauma.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 10, 2009 11:34 PM GMT
People who follow the code of speaking up about their feelings of insecurity to counselors is a plus. All theories of facing fears are to be extricated from teachings so that therapy for paranoia can be sought and applied.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 21, 2009 3:20 AM GMT
I am sort of middle of the road about the pace of this improvement, to the forementioned improvement as it were, a identifying/sorting/scanning system for the baggage claim as received by passenger when ariving in destinations on public travel sytems such as tour busses and flights on airplanes.


jprichva Posts: 4651
Sep 21, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
Can I adopt you?
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 23, 2009 7:31 PM GMT
jprichva saidCan I adopt you?


Someone wants to be my slave.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 23, 2009 7:36 PM GMT
I believe it imperitive to regulate the funding for educational facilities based on the statistics for jobs under surveylance by the government when speaking about research in subjects with hazardous materials.

Simple jobs can be an open field for study, however more advanced theories require a type of recruitment, an in-country-draft of sorts.

JP85257 Posts: 398
Sep 23, 2009 7:38 PM GMT
So basically imposing hippie, libearl, greenie, tree hugging on the majority of Americans.

Got it.
Sep 23, 2009 7:55 PM GMT
CreaseHem said
All automobile manufactures equip vehicles with parts to self-lubricate the vehicles engine and other moving parts.


Um, well....ok, um seriously? Like the thread above this quote says "Read a g*damn book!"
Seriously? Do you think current engines run on sand? sawdust?? mothballs???

There's a thing included in every engine made since, oh, I'd say Henry Ford first thought about putting one in a Model A--- called a dipstick.

And that, my veritable-fountain-of-useless-ideas-and-government-intrusiveness-out-the-wahoo-crap young friend is what you are when you let your fingers type faster than your mind can handle.
Try meditation. Try relaxing. Try laying off the Red Bull!
Sep 23, 2009 7:58 PM GMT
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 26, 2009 9:48 PM GMT
JP85257 saidSo basically imposing hippie, libearl, greenie, tree hugging on the majority of Americans.

Got it.


I know some of my later post could have been more important than my first on this thread. I'm on time though right?
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 26, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
Medical records documented on government issued identification prior to admission to Bathhouses for the promotion of vitality and quarantine of disease.
cowboyathlete Posts: 973
Sep 26, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
Why do I have the sense that the OP has not left his home and interacted with the real world for about nine years?
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Sep 28, 2009 2:05 AM GMT
I like using a manual type in all of my phrases and speach devices so that I can edit myself and really concentrate on an idea. If you use a predictive text device to speed ahead to a word that your typing in the middle of the word you have chances of distraction.
cowboyathlete Posts: 973
Sep 28, 2009 3:09 AM GMT
Where in the Houston area do you live? I am tempted to drive past and give a report back here for everyone else.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Oct 07, 2009 8:12 PM GMT
Mandatory inventory checks of umbrellas to ensure stores are stocked with lightning resistant rain gear.
Oct 07, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
CreaseHem saidMandatory inventory checks of umbrellas to ensure stores are stocked with lightning resistant rain gear.


Goddamn, you just can't help yourself, can you? Is there any place that you don't want to stick your meddling nose in or have some branch of government interfere in a persons private life or a business's conduct?
Maybe all of RJ should camp out on your doorstep and watch every move you make, every nose-pick you do, every skank you date and see how YOU like Big Brother watching you...
iguanaSF Posts: 1222
Oct 07, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
StudlyScrewRite said
CreaseHem saidMandatory inventory checks of umbrellas to ensure stores are stocked with lightning resistant rain gear.


Goddamn, you just can't help yourself, can you? Is there any place that you don't want to stick your meddling nose in or have some branch of government interfere in a persons private life or a business's conduct?
Maybe all of RJ should camp out on your doorstep and watch every move you make, every nose-pick you do, every skank you date and see how YOU like Big Brother watching you...



CreaseHem: Loveable goof

Studly: Bitchy, rude, unappealing dickwad

Oct 08, 2009 8:59 PM GMT
iguanaSF said
Studly: Bitchy, rude, unappealing dickwad


Ouch, well I guess you told me, didn't you. I'll now change my life to fit your narrow mind.
Oct 08, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
CreaseHem is fast becoming one of my favorite people on RJ. His posts fill the dreary prism with incandescent refractions producing inner vitality. Utopian projections open the fist of the imagination and release the conditioned mind to wander through lily infested fields.

He´s also distinctly cute.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Oct 10, 2009 3:14 AM GMT
I'm certain the National Strategy for Suicide Prevention people would be supportive of counseling connections (website chatrooms advertised for the rinks and in person face to face) in skating rinks to promote protective gear such as helmets. Maybe not a mandate at first when walking in the door, so as to get the root of the issue (PARENTS*), however ongoing participation would have the requirement.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Oct 12, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
HEAVEN HEARS PRAYERS!!!



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Webster666 Posts: 1230
Oct 12, 2009 12:51 AM GMT
I don't read red print...
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Oct 31, 2009 2:35 AM GMT
The concept that "anyone can be a cop" refering to a wire to transmit video coverage of a situation being broadcast as a continuos public service announcement may create a peaceful environment among society based on the fact that people may pay closer attention to their surroundings and actions under surveillance.



Matrix Agent Morph Scene
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 03, 2009 2:55 PM GMT
Another concept to go along with the public service anouncement about anyone having an ability to record their situation on video would be camera implants into the body, wireless and rechargeable.
Nov 03, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
CreaseHem saidI'm gonna be a little bit prepared for the worst here and say that amphibious vehicles on ocean coast shores as well as water resistant buildings are a good thing.


Water-resistant buildings?? Can you refer to some examples? Now there's a wacky answer to global warming...
Nov 03, 2009 3:30 PM GMT
rotabilis said
CreaseHem saidI'm gonna be a little bit prepared for the worst here and say that amphibious vehicles on ocean coast shores as well as water resistant buildings are a good thing.


Water-resistant buildings?? Can you refer to some examples? Now there's a wacky answer to global warming...


Isn't that what the roof is for?
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 04, 2009 10:15 PM GMT
You may remember my remark about the BathHouses. In order to prevent the spread of HIV in the community there can be a requirement for proof of residence documentation upon joining a membership to the club so that there is a more centralized focus on quarantined lavatories. People who have vitality can rest assured that their hygiene space is clean. There would be a bathhouse for people who have a disease as well so they can still have fun. This may lead to a privileged access to bathrooms using identification.
Nov 04, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
CreaseHem saidYou may remember my remark about the BathHouses. In order to prevent the spread of HIV in the community there can be a requirement for proof of residence documentation upon joining a membership to the club so that there is a more centralized focus on quarantined lavatories. People who have vitality can rest assured that their hygiene space is clean. There would be a bathhouse for people who have a disease as well so they can still have fun. This may lead to a privileged access to bathrooms using identification.


'Cause segregation was so much fun the first time.
How 'bout you just don't have unprotected sex in a bathhouse with a stranger?
center Posts: 132
Nov 04, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
A home with walls made of straw bales leads to greater efficiency, most particularly if such a home incorporates passive solar. However, the bylaws of numerous HOAs would not allow such structures, no matter the depths with which our minds could imagine such possiblities.

(What do you call this game? Is it 'word salad?')
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 05, 2009 10:08 PM GMT
I like the current level of praise for compassion apparent in the laws about sanitizing solutions, I believe it could be emphasized more (the "Praise" area) and that blood specimens could be applied to a hiring process in returaunts for hygienic cooking.

Speaking of fluids.

Waterparks ought to include places that can manage water enough to fulfill the fundamentals of watersports such as Wakeboarding and Skiing and Surfing.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 06, 2009 10:26 PM GMT
Serene Images as a constant requirement in psychiatric centers.
CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 07, 2009 1:35 PM GMT
Although I'm admamant about the community setting with romantic endeavors such as using a Bathhouse to socialize I will point out that I also have a strong opinion about the image of sex in society. Rape cannot be banned enough, therefore making counseling for victims a priority and any type of payment for sex such as pornography and prostitution derogative.

CreaseHem Posts: 1581
Nov 15, 2009 5:12 PM GMT
Strict policies of sober lifestyles among the employees of facilities for recovery from substance abuse so there is a practice to their preaching.
TrowelMonger Posts: 626
Nov 16, 2009 5:16 AM GMT
Oh god will this thread never end? I keep trying to understand but it's like nothing makes sense here. I hate it. It's confusing and scary.
Nov 16, 2009 9:36 PM GMT
TrowelMonger saidOh god will this thread never end? I keep trying to understand but it's like nothing makes sense here. I hate it. It's confusing and scary.


There there, *strokes head*, just pretend it´s Virginia Woolf. It´s not supposed to make sense... I mean, who´s afraid of Virginia Woolf?