The difference between Chix and Dudes...

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    Oct 28, 2013 12:53 AM GMT
    Chick #1: Remember that time in 1978 and you said that scarf didn't really go with my blouse? Well I didn't appreciate that tone you used.

    Chick #2: Well it WAS a "slight factory irregular" and the pink/cranberry combo was just dated...

    Chick #1: I think you owe me an apology and an explanation as to those shoes.

    Chick#2: I have a book My therapist had Me read that I didn't really care for but YOU need. I feel sorry for you and your children.



    Dude #1: Why the fuck did You say that shit to My Boss?

    Dude# 2: Man, I was toasted and His wife asked if she could blow Me.

    Dude #1: Bitch has issues.

    Dude# 2: You pissed?

    Dude#1: I wanted to smack You in the jaw but it's kinda funny. Dinner's on Me.

    Dude #2: I got the drinks.

    Dude#1: You into going to Vegas for the weekend?

    Dude#2: I AM SO IN MAN.


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    Oct 28, 2013 1:08 AM GMT
    Chick #1 to Dude #1: I know you heard me say (x) , and you were supposed to know that by what I was feeling that I really meant (y) . How could you be so unsensitive and unfeeling?! (crying and sobbing and throwing of glass items begins)
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    Oct 28, 2013 1:58 AM GMT
    Seems like you prefer dudes over chix. Do you think this is just a phase or could you dig dudes big time?
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    Oct 28, 2013 2:10 AM GMT
    Dudes are definitely less complicated.
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    Oct 28, 2013 2:16 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidI think Cash has been experimenting with homosexuality for a long time now.


    Experimenting?


    I am QUITE EXPERT.
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    Oct 28, 2013 2:41 AM GMT
    Mr_Kyle_Barker saidDudes are definitely less complicated.


    I was offend

    then something about Vagas--this cool studded cock ring I wished I bought while I was there...
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    Oct 28, 2013 4:12 AM GMT
    I prefer Chex over Chix. Corn Chex to be specific.
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    Oct 28, 2013 4:13 AM GMT
    You're looking for your other half of your touring bromedy tour?
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    Oct 28, 2013 3:22 PM GMT
    this made me LOL icon_cool.gificon_lol.gif
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    Oct 28, 2013 4:56 PM GMT
    Sad... Sad... And so fucking true.
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:07 PM GMT
    Chick #1: I believe sex is a beautiful expression of intimacy between two people who want a commitment and lots of screaming babies to drain their bank account.

    Chick #2: A Man should work 90 hours a week to support my nanny and shoe collection.


    Dude #1: Hey Man - I can see Your DickHead through Your jeans.

    Dude #2: Wanna see it out - NSA?

    Dude #1: SURE!!!
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:08 PM GMT
    As someone who lives in the straight world for most of his life I can relate to this. Women can be trifling in ways men are not (even gay men). Not all - just enough to make the OP's post hit home for me.
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:19 PM GMT
    If any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:22 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidIf any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.



    My industry is fast becoming overrun with women but we don't have that problem because they are math/science/engineering types. Thank the gods. I've heard the laments of guys that work in female dominated fields that aren't as lucky.
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:24 PM GMT
    Cash saidChick #1: I believe sex is a beautiful expression of intimacy between two people who want a commitment and lots of screaming babies to drain their bank account.

    Chick #2: A Man should work 90 hours a week to support my nanny and shoe collection.


    Dude #1: Hey Man - I can see Your DickHead through Your jeans.

    Dude #2: Wanna see it out - NSA?

    Dude #1: SURE!!!


    STOP IT!

    I'm at work and my head is going to burst from trying to stifle the laughter!
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:24 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    JohnSpotter saidIf any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.

    My industry is fast becoming overrun with women but we don't have that problem because they are math/science/engineering types. Thank the gods. I've heard the laments of guys that work in female dominated fields that aren't as lucky.

    Thank Goodness for RealJock! Its not work, but sure is a bit of a relief! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:25 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    JohnSpotter saidIf any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.



    My industry is fast becoming overrun with women but we don't have that problem because they are math/science/engineering types. Thank the gods. I've heard the laments of guys that work in female dominated fields that aren't as lucky.

    Yeah, it's those artsy fem types you have to watch out for!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:26 PM GMT
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    UndercoverMan said
    Cash saidChick #1: I believe sex is a beautiful expression of intimacy between two people who want a commitment and lots of screaming babies to drain their bank account.

    Chick #2: A Man should work 90 hours a week to support my nanny and shoe collection.


    Dude #1: Hey Man - I can see Your DickHead through Your jeans.

    Dude #2: Wanna see it out - NSA?

    Dude #1: SURE!!!


    STOP IT!

    I'm at work and my head is going to burst from trying to stifle the laughter!


    So are you saying that men are never a problem in the workplace?

    Duh! The problem is when they hire men with vaginas.
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:30 PM GMT
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    UndercoverMan said
    JohnSpotter saidIf any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.



    My industry is fast becoming overrun with women but we don't have that problem because they are math/science/engineering types. Thank the gods. I've heard the laments of guys that work in female dominated fields that aren't as lucky.

    Yeah, it's those artsy fem types you have to watch out for!icon_rolleyes.gif


    Actually, I get to hang with an artsy crowd through my BF. He seems to know a lot of them. That type tends to be more mellow (most smoke weed) and laid back and less catty than the uptight, suburban, soccer mom crowd. Trust me, as the father of a daughter I saw a lot of it. In fact too much of it. It starts when they are very young. It's no wonder more young girls aren't commiting suicide than already are.
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:31 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    JohnSpotter saidIf any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.

    Why not just say you're a misogynist.
    I bet you're no day at the beach yourself.

    And this is from the humanist who just started a "nobody likes black people" thread.
    So phoney...
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:33 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    HottJoe said
    UndercoverMan said
    JohnSpotter saidIf any of you guys have ever worked in an all female office where you were the only male (as I have) you must be well aware of the headache of listening to women fight over nothing.



    My industry is fast becoming overrun with women but we don't have that problem because they are math/science/engineering types. Thank the gods. I've heard the laments of guys that work in female dominated fields that aren't as lucky.

    Yeah, it's those artsy fem types you have to watch out for!icon_rolleyes.gif


    Actually, I get to hang with an artsy crowd through my BF. He seems to know a lot of them. That type tends to be more mellow (most smoke weed) and laid back and less catty than the uptight, suburban, soccer mom crowd. Trust me, as the father of a daughter I saw a lot of it. In fact too much of it. It starts when they are very young. It's no wonder more young girls aren't commiting suicide than already are.

    Weed smoking artists are my peeps!icon_cool.gif
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:36 PM GMT
    "For someone who is big on misquoters, you misquoted me yourself. I asked if black people should know that their not well liked not that nobody likes them, I guess they removed the thread to hide that fact."

    The prosecution rests. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 28, 2013 5:44 PM GMT
    Chick#1: I just bought a Mocha Caramel chocolate chip brownie with red velvet cream cheese frosting and chocolate syrup but the guy at the deli who doesn't really speak English said it was fat-free so it's ok...right???

    Chick#2: I just had fried cheese in fried dough wrapped in bacon and then served in a bucket of chili-dogs. But I had a diet coke so it's ok...right???

    Chick #1 and 2 go home with a bottle of Chardonay and cry as they cut themselves.


    Dude #1: Wanna grab a steak and a single malt?

    Dude#2: YEAH MAN!!!!

    Dude #1 and 2: They pound it off at the gym together and laugh about it in the shower.
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    Oct 28, 2013 6:13 PM GMT
    Chicks, man!
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    Oct 28, 2013 6:21 PM GMT
    woodsmen saidI had never been attracted to, had sex with, or understand chix. So the stuff you guys are telling me above about them doesn't make any sense to me. I guess women will forever be a mystery to me!


    Having sex with them makes them all the more mysterious. It affords one no special insight into their psyche.