A very silly IM

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    Sep 17, 2007 10:20 AM GMT
    To avoid embarassment, the name of the chap who messaged has been changed.

    Somerandom guy: hi how r u
    colmdublin: Good thanks, how are you?
    Somerandom guy: fine, i like ur body
    colmdublin: So do I. It's useful for opening jars and stuff
    Somerandom guy: i really wanna serve ur body, how can i please u
    Somerandom guy: *** You've been KISSED! ***
    colmdublin: Some coffee would be nice
    Somerandom guy: ok, with massage for ur body
    colmdublin: Just the coffee will be fine
    Somerandom guy: i wanna suck ur................please allow
    me
    Somerandom guy: *** You've been KISSED! ***
    colmdublin: That's very flattering, but a little forward, don't you think?
    Somerandom guy: whatever u think it's upto u,what i m
    feeling i m telling u
    colmdublin: But you're in Alaska. How could you suck my cock even if I wanted you to?
    Somerandom guy: where there's a will there's away
    colmdublin: I see. Is there also a way for the coffee, or should I just put a fresh pot on myself?
    Somerandom guy: anyway what is the size of ur cock
    Somerandom guy: *** You've been KISSED! ***
    colmdublin: Vastly, terrifyingly huge. It's the warts. They add bulk
    Somerandom guy: u like to push in mouth or in ass
    colmdublin: Oh, come now. I haven;t even got my coffee yet
    Somerandom guy: i wanna lck ur smelly feet & underarms
    Somerandom guy: *** You've been KISSED! ***
    Somerandom guy:*** You've been KISSED! ***
    colmdublin: I don't have smelly feet or underarms. I'm clean and perfumed, thanks.
  • qalbi30

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    Sep 17, 2007 10:39 AM GMT
    How kind you are,I would have told him to **** himself and leave me in peace with the coffee.
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    Sep 17, 2007 2:35 PM GMT
    I think the important question here is:did you get your coffee? The nut job there is nothing we can do about him, the coffee, well that we can. :)
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    Sep 17, 2007 3:14 PM GMT
    I had to make it myself, and I was delayed from brewing for ten minutes while I waited for the nutbag. How infuriating. The moral is that nutbags can only be relied on to touch themselves, not to prepare hot beverages
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    Sep 17, 2007 10:54 PM GMT
    He might've been covering up the fact that he makes bad coffee.


    I know some people like cyber sex. I like some kinky things, but not that so much. I wonder how many people enjoy it?

  • MikePhilPerez

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    Sep 18, 2007 7:54 PM GMT
    Colm, you are funny. I got a great laugh out of reading this.

    I had one of those a while back, but I told him to get lost and now I am sorry I did. Although I don't think I would have come up with as entertaining answers as you did.

    If there is more please put it up here :-)

    Mike
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    Sep 19, 2007 2:22 AM GMT
    He's from Alaska. What do you expect?
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    Sep 22, 2007 6:05 AM GMT
    Colm, you're my hero.
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    Sep 22, 2007 3:05 PM GMT
    a veritable piece of literature... notice how the characters develop ...we get the feeling for who each is ...and it has movement, it compells you to read on

    Now just flesh out the rest, make it into a play, and you've got yourself a Broadway hit.

    I should get free tickets.