How do you tell someone they are bad at kissing?

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    Nov 14, 2013 12:36 AM GMT
    Kay so..have this guy. He's pretty amazing, educated, funny, has a good job, likes to party, etc, etc. Get along great!...But he sucks at kissing. Maybe its me, but its a total turn off for me. Its like trying to make out with a dog or something. He licks like a dog, his tongue just sits there at time too. No movement, no creativity. Slobbery grossness. I tried to show through example but so far, nothing.

    Question is...how do I tell someone they are bad at something like this? What do I do in this situation? Help?
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    Nov 14, 2013 12:40 AM GMT
    Get him to watch this video:



    I have been practicing on the train to work and I have improved a lot.
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    Nov 14, 2013 12:50 AM GMT
    you gag a little everytime they kiss you
  • MikeW

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    Nov 14, 2013 12:54 AM GMT
    Jeebitz, just fucking tell him. Yeah he's probably going to feel butt hurt about it but so what?
  • Apparition

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    Nov 14, 2013 1:05 AM GMT
    almost all problems are solved by telling people what you like and dont like and expecting them to comply
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    Nov 14, 2013 1:06 AM GMT
    You tell him.
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    Nov 14, 2013 1:09 AM GMT
    Don't. Give helpful tips instead.
    Say "You're a great kisser but I like a little less saliva"
    -or-
    "Try not to belch next time"
    -or-
    "It's not you. It's me. I hate it when someone accidentally bites my eye."
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 14, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidDon't. Give helpful tips instead.
    Say "You're a great kisser but I like a little less saliva"
    -or-
    "Try not to belch next time"
    -or-
    "It's not you. It's me. I hate it when someone accidentally bites my eye."

    And if that doesn't work, you'll need eye patches and a drool cup.icon_eek.gif
  • Timbales

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    Nov 14, 2013 1:19 AM GMT
    bite his tongue off
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    Nov 14, 2013 4:05 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidDon't. Give helpful tips instead.
    Say "You're a great kisser but I like a little less saliva"
    -or-
    "Try not to belch next time"
    -or-
    "It's not you. It's me. I hate it when someone accidentally bites my eye."



    Hahaa, try not to beltch...nasty man hahaa
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    Nov 14, 2013 4:06 AM GMT
    You don't tell him he's a bad kisser. You TRAIN HIM to be a better kisser. icon_biggrin.gif
  • texas7t

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    Nov 14, 2013 4:22 AM GMT
    that is it.. tell him..
    Tell him to kiss with his lips, not with his tongue.
    I've been trying to teach a guy for 6 yrs now. The only time he is good is when I have my dick in him.. but other then that he kisses like a chicken. Just nothing.
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    Nov 14, 2013 6:14 AM GMT
    Just have him give you head instead?

    If you can train him to give good head, he can advance to kissing.
  • Webster666

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    Nov 14, 2013 6:57 AM GMT
    I wouldn't tell him that he's a lousy kisser.
    But, I'd tell him how you would like him to do it.

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    Nov 14, 2013 7:06 AM GMT
    just be like babe let me show you to kiss,or babe u need to work on ur kissing and ill show you howicon_cool.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 14, 2013 9:30 PM GMT
    Agreed to everyone stating that you should teach him. And if he gets offended and ends your relationship, no biggie! That's one less bad kisser you have to deal with.