Hotel guest with fire extinguisher hose up his bottom

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    Nov 14, 2013 10:45 PM GMT
    This gave me chuckles on the train yesterday. What a creative way to come out of closet! ;)
    "A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a budget hotel with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told."
    Full story here: http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-inn-guest-hurled-racist-abuse-with-fire-extinguisher-hose-up-his-bottom-4184507/
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    Nov 14, 2013 11:10 PM GMT
    thebearerofbadnews saidwhat's funny???? icon_confused.gif what does this have to do with being gay or coming out the closet? you got a weird sense of humor, breh.

    Have you heard the words 'metaphor' or 'figurative' before? ;)
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    Nov 14, 2013 11:12 PM GMT
    It's just a funny story about some silly fool who stuck a hose up his ass and got caught.
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    Nov 14, 2013 11:57 PM GMT
    Yeah because no straight man has ever had anything up his arse icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 15, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
    I clicked here expecting to see pictures..
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    Nov 15, 2013 2:37 AM GMT
    Ohno saidYeah because no straight man has ever had anything up his arse icon_rolleyes.gif

    which of course is the point of this thread icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 15, 2013 2:38 AM GMT
    thebearerofbadnews said
    Toscar said
    thebearerofbadnews saidwhat's funny???? icon_confused.gif what does this have to do with being gay or coming out the closet? you got a weird sense of humor, breh.

    Have you heard the words 'metaphor' or 'figurative' before? ;)

    still don't see the joke though.

    hm.. don't know what else to say. try 'subtle?' icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 15, 2013 6:37 AM GMT
    damn, I was thinking for a second that it was one of these hoses:

    FireHoseStreams.jpg
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    Nov 15, 2013 6:40 AM GMT
    Lol he needs to buy a dildo for that! icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 15, 2013 4:04 PM GMT
    thebearerofbadnews saidwhat's funny???? icon_confused.gif what does this have to do with being gay or coming out the closet? you got a weird sense of humor, breh.

    "A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a budget hotel with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told."

    Does this help?