Jumpman Josh: The Daddy Hunter

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    Nov 17, 2013 4:50 AM GMT
    Okay, I have to say, all these threads about older men that younger guys are making are making me downright sick. Honestly, it's not right, it's not natural, and it's most DEFINITELY not okay! You want to know why? Because I was the original RJ member who had all the crushes on hot older men. Now it's becoming something common and normal and I just don't like it!

    So all you hot older men just disregard what the other younger guys are saying and just come straight up to me.

    Twice my age? To the front of the line!
    Rocking beard/moustache? Oh god to the front of the line!
    Can you bench press me? Oh dear lord to the front of the line!
    Want me to lick your boots? Uhh... well you can stay somewhere in the back. icon_lol.gif
    Forget it all you hot older guys just come to the front of the line!

    P.S. Older guys are hot.
    P.P.S. I'm doped up on medicine right now so I'm sure I'll regret this sometime later. I just can't help it though. icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 17, 2013 4:53 AM GMT
    LOL. Too cute. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 17, 2013 4:53 AM GMT
    lol. if u have a line..... then no.
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    Nov 17, 2013 4:57 AM GMT
    what kinda meds u takin? icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 17, 2013 2:38 PM GMT
    You like older men and you're doped up on drugs?
    Don't move! I can be there in 48 hours.
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    Nov 17, 2013 5:01 PM GMT
    I can bench your weight but, gee, to be perfectly honest, since I'm so very very old, I'd probably fumble and then drop your entire body all over my entire body. There we would be, lying on top of each other. We wouldn't want that now would we? I'll have to keep working out until I'm stronger.
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    Nov 17, 2013 5:22 PM GMT
    -_- you get the turtle face
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    Nov 17, 2013 7:16 PM GMT
    Oh Josh, I wish I WISH, I could say this surprised me....but it doesn't
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    Nov 17, 2013 7:24 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidOh Josh, I wish I WISH, I could say this surprised me....but it doesn't


    You know me all too well ;-)
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    Nov 17, 2013 7:44 PM GMT
    Awww you're very cute.

    P.S. I understand what is like being doped on OTCs... I love taking "trips" with my friends Robitussin & Zyrtec all the time.icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 17, 2013 8:03 PM GMT
    Awww Joshy, I always want to give you the biggest hug! ;)
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    Nov 17, 2013 8:11 PM GMT
    I benched more than your weight earlier today


    with terrible form
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    Nov 17, 2013 8:47 PM GMT
    I'd email ya but your inbox must be full.
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    Nov 17, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidOkay, I have to say, all these threads about older men that younger guys are making are making me downright sick. Honestly, it's not right, it's not natural, and it's most DEFINITELY not okay! You want to know why? Because I was the original RJ member who had all the crushes on hot older men. Now it's becoming something common and normal and I just don't like it!

    So all you hot older men just disregard what the other younger guys are saying and just come straight up to me.

    Twice my age? To the front of the line!
    Rocking beard/moustache? Oh god to the front of the line!
    Can you bench press me? Oh dear lord to the front of the line!
    Want me to lick your boots? Uhh... well you can stay somewhere in the back. icon_lol.gif
    Forget it all you hot older guys just come to the front of the line!

    P.S. Older guys are hot.
    P.P.S. I'm doped up on medicine right now so I'm sure I'll regret this sometime later. I just can't help it though. icon_redface.gif


    Just for you, Josh. QFT. icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 18, 2013 2:41 AM GMT
    Not me